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curly Feb 23, 2012 07:45 AM

I Merged the threads because lol.

y8s Feb 23, 2012 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 838794)
had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.

I dot dot dot and know for a fact she was not on the pill.

Faeflora Feb 23, 2012 10:12 AM

Pushy pics of your new wife

gospeed81 Feb 23, 2012 10:29 AM

lol

still another 2 weeks abstinence for us...damn kids poppin' out n sheet

FRT_Fun Feb 23, 2012 12:39 PM

This is the worst thread ever. Like the Ramble On thread but for fucktards.

pusha Feb 23, 2012 01:03 PM

woke up

both heads are killing me

look over at chick from last night

she's naked, asleep

me gusta
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...jpg?1310883034

chpmnsws6 Feb 23, 2012 02:11 PM

This the chick on doxycycline for the clap?

You better push her down some steps....

pusha Feb 23, 2012 03:34 PM

idk bro but when she sat up, a bunch of my c um leaked out of her snatch

chpmnsws6 Feb 23, 2012 04:31 PM

Gave the crabs something to eat...

pusha Feb 23, 2012 06:04 PM

idk about the chicks you sleep with, but I rarely ever encounter any hair down there if you catch my drift*


*all the girls are 18+, sickos

chpmnsws6 Feb 23, 2012 07:54 PM

I wouldn't ever catch your drift....... even in prison.

Faeflora Feb 24, 2012 12:10 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 837302)
Lol! Hey Min...you fudgeaing dinowing nex weakind err wot?


If i can fix my boost leak tomorrow i will


ok stiwrois cuesition time.

Should i date ither girks when i gave a foesfirend?

18psi Feb 24, 2012 12:41 AM

stoli ftw

Faeflora Feb 24, 2012 12:46 AM

Pule i am. A jack

18psi Feb 24, 2012 12:46 AM

wat

pusha Feb 24, 2012 01:02 AM


Originally Posted by chpmnsws6 (Post 839091)
I wouldn't ever catch your drift....... even in prison.

you ---- hairy girls?

I love bubble baths!

y8s Feb 24, 2012 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 839159)
If i can fix my boost leak tomorrow i will


ok stiwrois cuesition time.

Should i date ither girks when i gave a foesfirend?

depends on if the foesfirend is the jealous type. and how hot the other girks are.

but to be perfectly stiwrois, you need to understand where you are with the current foesfirend before you go and do stuff that might hurt her or make her mad.

PS it's great that you can spell "boost leak" when drunk.

hustler Feb 24, 2012 10:43 AM

This is a placeholder for later.

Bond Feb 24, 2012 11:13 AM

I got kicked out of a bar last night, for reason I don't remember.

hustler Feb 24, 2012 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 839050)
idk about the chicks you sleep with, but I rarely ever encounter any hair down there if you catch my drift*


*all the girls are 18+, sickos

Hairy tang = beastiality


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