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Old 02-23-2012, 07:45 AM   #41
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I Merged the threads because lol.
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:02 AM   #42
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had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.
I dot dot dot and know for a fact she was not on the pill.
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:12 AM   #43
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Pushy pics of your new wife
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:29 AM   #44
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lol

still another 2 weeks abstinence for us...damn kids poppin' out n sheet
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:39 PM   #45
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This is the worst thread ever. Like the Ramble On thread but for fucktards.
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Old 02-23-2012, 01:03 PM   #46
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woke up

both heads are killing me

look over at chick from last night

she's naked, asleep

me gusta
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Old 02-23-2012, 02:11 PM   #47
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This the chick on doxycycline for the clap?

You better push her down some steps....
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Old 02-23-2012, 03:34 PM   #48
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idk bro but when she sat up, a bunch of my c um leaked out of her ******
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:31 PM   #49
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Gave the crabs something to eat...
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Old 02-23-2012, 06:04 PM   #50
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idk about the chicks you sleep with, but I rarely ever encounter any hair down there if you catch my drift*


*all the girls are 18+, sickos
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Old 02-23-2012, 07:54 PM   #51
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I wouldn't ever catch your drift....... even in prison.
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Old 02-24-2012, 12:10 AM   #52
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Lol! Hey Min...you fudgeaing dinowing nex weakind err wot?

If i can fix my boost leak tomorrow i will


ok stiwrois cuesition time.

Should i date ither girks when i gave a foesfirend?
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stoli ftw
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Pule i am. A jack
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Old 02-24-2012, 01:02 AM   #56
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I wouldn't ever catch your drift....... even in prison.
you ---- hairy girls?

I love bubble baths!

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Old 02-24-2012, 09:52 AM   #57
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If i can fix my boost leak tomorrow i will


ok stiwrois cuesition time.

Should i date ither girks when i gave a foesfirend?
depends on if the foesfirend is the jealous type. and how hot the other girks are.

but to be perfectly stiwrois, you need to understand where you are with the current foesfirend before you go and do stuff that might hurt her or make her mad.

PS it's great that you can spell "boost leak" when drunk.
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:43 AM   #58
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I got kicked out of a bar last night, for reason I don't remember.
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idk about the chicks you sleep with, but I rarely ever encounter any hair down there if you catch my drift*


*all the girls are 18+, sickos
Hairy tang = beastiality
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