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Old 02-24-2012, 11:59 AM   #61
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I got kicked out of a bar last night, for reason I don't remember.
Which one? I will Molotov them at lunch. I'm going to the Tea Room, LIKE A ----------ING BAUCE!!!
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It's friday and I'm hammered. Yay me!
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I ---ed some random girl last night in a pasture. We walked out there under the premise of "star gazing" on an overcast night. After the deed was done, I tossed the rubber off into the field. Hope a cow doesn't eat it :-).

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Old 02-28-2012, 01:36 AM   #65
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Old 02-28-2012, 03:38 PM   #66
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I blacked out hard as FUH last night and woke up to find uneaten, spoiled Taco Bell all over the floor of the room I'm staying in at my buddy's place. So much glorious food wasted. What a pity.
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Old 02-28-2012, 04:02 PM   #67
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for someone who really wants to be classy.... no.
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:39 PM   #68
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ill just chill here till I sober up.
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$2 doubles until midnight. IDK if I wanna crawl out of bed though.
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$2 doubles until midnight. IDK if I wanna crawl out of bed though.
do it.
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same thing every night.

I had whiskey ***** all day today.
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same thing every night.

I had whiskey ***** all day today.
The more it burns, the better the whiskey.
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:48 PM   #73
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It's usually Ten High, but sometimes they'll have Ancient Age, Kentucky Gentleman, etc.

$1 singles/$2 doubles until midnight, $2 singles/$4 doubles until close. $3 mixed shots all night. Beer? I don't know, I've never had one there.

On Tuesdays it's $2 Tuesdays, ALL drinks are $2, ALL night with $2 cover.

Wednesdays is All-You-Can-Drink from 10-12 for $7

Fridays is All-You-Can-Drink 6-8 for $7.

While in undergrad, I'd begin my Fridays at another bar which had half-off Happy Hour starting at 11:30 AM. A meal was about $3 and beers are less than $1. I'd leave there at 6 for AYCD where I'd just drink until 2 AM. Yes, I somehow graduated.

At the one place, with all the specials, I've never spent more than $10. Every time I go, no matter what I drink, it's a flat $10 because they "know me".
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I wish our bars here in reno were that cheap, but unfortunately, if I want to end up drunk with some cash left over, I either bullshit play at some gaming table or slot, and get free drinks while "playing," or get $1 shitty margaritas, since beer at bars here is wayh to muchj, (the bar I hang with friends at is the cheapest, 3.50 dollars for a 12 oz. cup of blue moon... and its a total hole in the wall.)

shots are 4 bucks a pop with never any specials, doubles are 6.




I just end up hanging out at my friend's house, shop, or wherever drinking what we bought at Total Wine
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yo, sux2bu
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yo, sux2bu
yeah it does.
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I ---ed some random girl last night in a pasture. We walked out there under the premise of "star gazing" on an overcast night. After the deed was done, I tossed the rubber off into the field. Hope a cow doesn't eat it :-).
today I totally rubbed one out to the silhouette of her head against the lit party area as it went up and down. WHAT A MEMORY. THESE WILL BE "THE DAYS".
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Old 02-29-2012, 10:23 AM   #78
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today I totally rubbed one out to the silhouette of her head against the lit party area as it went up and down. WHAT A MEMORY. THESE WILL BE "THE DAYS".
I just fapped thinking about the same thing.

Spanking vicariously ftw.
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that's nice, I'm glad you were thinking of me receiving fellatio while you masturbated to climax
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in other news, I went out last night and blacked out. woke up this morning to discover the girl I brought home had a landing strip. it'd been awhile since I'd bed a girl who took an artistic approach to pubic grooming. another win, I guess.
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