drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
05-02-2012, 12:01 AM
#228
Just got home from drinking. Revved with my buddies V8 M3 while he is in Japan drifting. 550 GM kickass whp. $12,000 sounds amazing. wow this just hit me. Called the bitch, no answer. Just got a TEXT ------- hell. "at rachels" im thinking ---- you... Taking a poop now. Going to work on my real bitch, Valerie the busted up bitch. Gonna murderlize all these $ pussies on the track. I got to work hard for mien. On my way to glory glory amen. T Censorship is gay! 
wtf is this smiley? Always wanted to know.
Listening ito this! tragatelo mama!
wtf is this smiley? Always wanted to know.Listening ito this! tragatelo mama!
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05-02-2012, 02:38 AM
#229
just sittin jhere listening to la musicas tryin to relax after a long dayu on the flightline, cracked out a couple bottles of pacifico, tryijn to get to ksleep, then I here dos peeps ijn the room next door attempting sex, sounded like sex to me until I here the girl say angrly "are you fucjkin serious?! Thatst it?"
couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could
"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"
I got a response back...
"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"
then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."
...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"
...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.
the end.
couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could
"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"
I got a response back...
"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"
then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."
...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"
...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.
the end.
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05-02-2012, 02:48 AM
#230
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just sittin jhere listening to la musicas tryin to relax after a long dayu on the flightline, cracked out a couple bottles of pacifico, tryijn to get to ksleep, then I here dos peeps ijn the room next door attempting sex, sounded like sex to me until I here the girl say angrly "are you fucjkin serious?! Thatst it?"
couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could
"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"
I got a response back...
"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"
then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."
...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"
...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.
the end.
couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could
"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"
I got a response back...
"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"
then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."
...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"
...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.
the end.
Havent had enough oak n cokes yet to be shwasted so another night ill contribute
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05-13-2012, 09:47 PM
#232
I am not drunk :(
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.
But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...
https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/oh-sucks-know-youll-physically-sick-within-few-hours-oh-fuck-39578/
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.
But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...
https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/oh-sucks-know-youll-physically-sick-within-few-hours-oh-fuck-39578/
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05-13-2012, 10:26 PM
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I am not drunk :(
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.
But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...
https://www.miataturbo.net/showthread.php?t=39578
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.
But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...
https://www.miataturbo.net/showthread.php?t=39578
I just called out.
Am actually sick. not even drunk. poop
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05-14-2012, 11:37 PM
#234
If another guy gives you head, does that make you gay? What if you didn't know if it was a guy?
I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!
To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.
P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road
I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!
To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.
P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road
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05-15-2012, 12:31 AM
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If another guy gives you head, does that make you gay? What if you didn't know if it was a guy?
I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!
To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.
P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road
I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!
To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.
P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road
I believe that all humans are innately bisexual. Sexual preference is just a societal convention and a learned behavior.
That said, know that I am not human.
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05-18-2012, 05:25 PM
#237
Going to a friend's stag tonight! I'll probably end up ---- faced as ---- and at the titty bar afterwards. lol
Compared to a few years ago I hardly drink anymore, so I'm sure I'll be hurting tomorrow. Which is cool, cause the gf is away and I have the place to myself!
Compared to a few years ago I hardly drink anymore, so I'm sure I'll be hurting tomorrow. Which is cool, cause the gf is away and I have the place to myself!
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