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Old 04-26-2012, 01:18 PM   #221
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Girlfriend: "yo, 4 years so I'm gonna cheat on you."
So now I'm drunk. And it's almost 10:30. Hopefully I'll sober up by noon so I can get more beer yes.
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:42 AM   #222
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I am drukned
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:42 AM   #223
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Girlfriend: "yo, 4 years so I'm gonna cheat on you."
So now I'm drunk. And it's almost 10:30. Hopefully I'll sober up by noon so I can get more beer yes.
YOu win
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:57 AM   #224
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I am drukned
ok i will *** you


thursdya night.

the new friday night

other than the gi9rl i am bnoniodg tomorrow night

best thread ever
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:07 AM   #225
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Old 04-29-2012, 01:58 PM   #226
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Old 04-29-2012, 02:01 PM   #227
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Girlfriend: "yo, 4 years so I'm gonna cheat on you."
So now I'm drunk. And it's almost 10:30. Hopefully I'll sober up by noon so I can get more beer yes.
Otherwise you end up like this guy

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Old 05-02-2012, 12:01 AM   #228
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Just got home from drinking. Revved with my buddies V8 M3 while he is in Japan drifting. 550 GM kickass whp. $12,000 sounds amazing. wow this just hit me. Called the bitch, no answer. Just got a TEXT ------- hell. "at rachels" im thinking ---- you... Taking a poop now. Going to work on my real bitch, Valerie the busted up bitch. Gonna murderlize all these $ pussies on the track. I got to work hard for mien. On my way to glory glory amen. T Censorship is gay! wtf is this smiley? Always wanted to know.

Listening ito this! tragatelo mama!
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:38 AM   #229
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just sittin jhere listening to la musicas tryin to relax after a long dayu on the flightline, cracked out a couple bottles of pacifico, tryijn to get to ksleep, then I here dos peeps ijn the room next door attempting sex, sounded like sex to me until I here the girl say angrly "are you fucjkin serious?! Thatst it?"


couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could

"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"


I got a response back...

"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"

then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."

...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"




...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.




the end.
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:48 AM   #230
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just sittin jhere listening to la musicas tryin to relax after a long dayu on the flightline, cracked out a couple bottles of pacifico, tryijn to get to ksleep, then I here dos peeps ijn the room next door attempting sex, sounded like sex to me until I here the girl say angrly "are you fucjkin serious?! Thatst it?"


couldnt contain my drunkijn nature and shouted as loud as I could

"HA! Fukijng FAIL! Send her next door for a good time!"


I got a response back...

"STFU! (but wiht the actall words)"

then I heard the door slam, a girl stomp down the hall chanting ( i mean, shake my ------- lamp on the nightstand stomp)"what a waste of time."

...so I pop my head out into the hall before i lost sight... shouted "LOOOOL! Nevermind, i rather liveeeee"




...bitch was fufkin fattttttttttttttttttt, and he somhow failed to please afatty.




the end.
Hahahahah epic, he prob stuck it in a fat roll by accident

Havent had enough oak n cokes yet to be shwasted so another night ill contribute
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Old 05-10-2012, 12:27 AM   #231
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This is my drunk post. That is all.
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Old 05-13-2012, 09:47 PM   #232
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I am not drunk :(
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.

But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/oh-sucks-know-youll-physically-sick-within-few-hours-oh-fuck-39578/
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Old 05-13-2012, 10:26 PM   #233
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I am not drunk :(
But I had considered calling into work tomorrow just so I could drink more....and do other productive ---- tomorrow.

But in the meantime, I shall link my epic drunken thread for ***** and giggles...

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/oh-sucks-know-youll-physically-sick-within-few-hours-oh-fuck-39578/


I just called out.

Am actually sick. not even drunk. poop
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If another guy gives you head, does that make you gay? What if you didn't know if it was a guy?

I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!

To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.

P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road
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If another guy gives you head, does that make you gay? What if you didn't know if it was a guy?

I'm drunk.... again...... Win!!!!!!!!!

To you that dick up spelling when you've boozed, you fail. I can't stand up yet can catch spell check.

P.S. I've never had a dude blow me. Only Fae goes down that road


I believe that all humans are innately bisexual. Sexual preference is just a societal convention and a learned behavior.

That said, know that I am not human.
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I believe that all humans are innately bisexual. Sexual preference is just a societal convention and a learned behavior.

That said, know that I am not human.
Same sex rape is done in an act of dominance in other species, at least those species we keep around the house.

Damn my head hurts.
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Old 05-18-2012, 05:25 PM   #237
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Going to a friend's stag tonight! I'll probably end up ---- faced as ---- and at the titty bar afterwards. lol

Compared to a few years ago I hardly drink anymore, so I'm sure I'll be hurting tomorrow. Which is cool, cause the gf is away and I have the place to myself!
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No breaking your hand out of random drunkenness, Vash!
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No breaking your hand out of random drunkenness, Vash!
Nothing or nobody got hit last night. lol

I'm actually just starting to sober up right now.

The combination of beer pong, flip cup and shots of jack did me in.
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Nothing or nobody got hit last night. lol

I'm actually just starting to sober up right now.

The combination of beer pong, flip cup and shots of jack did me in.
flip cup? aren't you like 30?
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