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Old 04-08-2012, 01:34 PM
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Yeah, remorse is not a good feeling. Guess that means you aren't a sociopath.
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Old 04-15-2012, 02:47 AM
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1- I my handwriting is apparently how a sociopath writes. Sorta like a 3yr old with a fist full of crayon.

2-Bud Light is pee

3-I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Tip me over and get the fu--ed.

4-I heart Captain Black "double charred"

5-I miss boost. Damn turbo car is down. One day I'll join the "F you it's reliable" club.

6-I have a question that I've wanted to propose, but if I make it a thread I'll get mocked. Keep in mine I'm a bit tipsy.

-We have direct injection
-we have high spring pressure valve springs

This is purly a hypothetical question. yes the physics can be argued. I'm ONLY asking in theory if it could be possible given a "magic happy everything works, F physics" world.

Anyone want to try a explosion system in the exhaust manifold. A direct injection injector in the exhaust manifold, a ignition system (computer controlled timing), and turbo. I'm thinking of a anti lag system.

Fire the injector into the turbo mani, fire it off, rapid expansion spools turbo. You'd have to time it in between---while all cylinders are closed, and probably have crazy high valvespring pressure to hold the bomb. Just asking if someone way smarter than I could make it possible. Bit drunk, so no answer is cool too.
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Old 04-15-2012, 01:17 PM
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So, you want to create an afterburner system for our turbos in other words?
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Old 04-15-2012, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TorqueZombie
-Bud Light is pee
This is indeed true, bud light is fermented urine. Bud light Platinum is fermented urine too, but you get 2.2% more acl/vol (Bud light is 3.8, Platinum is 6%). In return the urine taste is stronger for sure. Not good tasting.

What do y'all like, preferably something that doesn't taste like ****. Would a beer that tastes good be too much to ask?

Originally Posted by blaen99
So, you want to create an afterburner system for our turbos in other words?
That sounds like an excellent idea. It also kida sounds like it'd have a similar purpose as an antilag system.
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http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90888

Among other topics, it's not particularly applicable to automotive uses.
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
This is indeed true, bud light is fermented urine. Bud light Platinum is fermented urine too, but you get 2.2% more acl/vol (Bud light is 3.8, Platinum is 6%). In return the urine taste is stronger for sure. Not good tasting.

What do y'all like, preferably something that doesn't taste like ****. Would a beer that tastes good be too much to ask?
this^ post is a joke right?

usually I keep an eye out that I don't have too many beers over 8% and they're often super delicious.

you're going to want to stay away from beers that say stuff like "bud" on them.
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Originally Posted by y8s
this^ post is a joke right?

usually I keep an eye out that I don't have too many beers over 8% and they're often super delicious.

you're going to want to stay away from beers that say stuff like "bud" on them.
I don't believe that any beverage made for human consumption is really made of or with urine.
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Old 04-15-2012, 09:55 PM
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Get faded your bros. Watch opening night.

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Old 04-15-2012, 11:59 PM
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I obly drink shiity americab lite beer. So fukln good. Watery. Yum

Serious

Also only drink spanish and northern italian wine. Nz and argentenian is not too bad either.

And ultra ultra premium american whiskay
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:53 AM
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i do love me some tempranillo.
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:40 PM
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awwww yeah tempranillo. So classy and delicious.
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:34 AM
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bud platinum X a lot = ddrunk

I've been awake since 0430 (because of military entrenching promising station {MEPS}) this morning, my goa; is to stay awakes long as I can today, maybe tell 430. I've had a monster energy drink
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I'm srsly intoxicated im gonna go get vitamin C tablet/water.

I'm watching Mission Impassable: Ghost Protocol.

abd im drunk for realz yo
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Play beer pong or flip cup. Replace beer with liquer. Fun will ensue. Or there is always ice cube tray races.
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just got cvuaghyt masturbting to pics andd vids ofn my ex's.... she thought ittt aws just prnnnnn.... ned more whiskjy to celebrate, with a victoruy fap.
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
just got cvuaghyt masturbting to pics andd vids ofn my ex's.... she thought ittt aws just prnnnnn.... ned more whiskjy to celebrate, with a victoruy fap.
Given that your current girl is hot, you must now post pics of your ex in all glory.
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
Given that your current girl is hot, you must now post pics of your ex in all glory.
in due time, have to upload them in secret... I have no remorse in posting ex photos, but im not posting the nudes, not risking that much... lol
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That's when you start an email list of people you know, Pen2.
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
in due time, have to upload them in secret... I have no remorse in posting ex photos, but im not posting the nudes, not risking that much... lol
Pen plz just post clothed pic then

Also more pics of ur auska ex.
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I have the drunk muhcnies and Im gonna go get somehting toeat\

Drunk drivers against mad mothers.
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