That chart is like an economic porno. Ireland and Greece are snowballing, Portugal and Spain are having a pos/pos get together, and France is sort of directing the action with a whip and a tickler. Italy is in bondage in the background.

 

Saw the pentagram, didn't know if it was lol worthy or not.

 

This! is funny


GIFSoup

 

That's how I was. I failed a test and every other quiz. Still got a B somehow.

 

You're a filthy *****.

 

I'm so going to hell:laug h:

 

I love eating breakfast for dinner. omelette potatoes and beer. Yum.

 

Hell doesnt exist, and she was faking that ****

 

now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out,

 

I found one with Hustler in it

GIFSoup

 

Hell does exist. It's here on earth. All that matters is how you deal with it that make it painfull.

Have a great day,
Jared

 

Is it just me, or is this video absolute torture? I can smell that clutch from here. A woman, driving one of my favorite cars ever (poorly). I can't watch the video without my face looking like I **** myself.

 

There is a hell. Have you ever been to Farmington NM?

 

That made me cry a little.. the eb110 is my all time favorite car...

 

She wanted me to come over for dinner tonight, and I planned to... then she made the remark that she was glad she didn't have to make a desert since I was coming. I just can't do it any longer. Too forward. It turns me off.


On the topic of other potential situations:

Girls now days don't have heart enough to just say "I'm not interested" or "you're not my type" instead, they text you for 3 or 4 days (after you get their digits face to face) like they're in love with you then when you call them out like "Hey, lets have dinner tomorrow night," they're all "okay, sounds great! " Then it's the next day and you text them and they just..... don't reply. Then 3 or 4 days go by and you toss another random text out there and you still get no reply. WTF. If the conversation went smooth I'm really at a loss here trying to figure out the problem? I even went and stayed the night with one girl, and everything we good. I drove 80 miles to party with her and her roommates and I was the life of the party, everyone liked me a lot. I was pretty serious about that girl too. I mentioned that "I'm the nice guy that finishes last" and she said, "You're not gonna finish last with me, baby." After I drove home we text through the week and when I asked her to drive up and hang out with my friends and I (and bring some girl friends if she wanted) she just didn't reply and hasn't since. How lame is that ****? I like the chase but just not responding doesn't leave me much to chase. **** it. Next.


I've had my Ninja 250 out on the road 5 different times now. At 6'1" 200lbs it's not a bad bike at all. I've put 418 miles on it in those 5 days. I went everywhere, but got no where. It was awesome, but a bit boring out there alone. I even topped it out. 109mph at 14,000 rpm. Now that's a fun noise.

I've found that honking at farm animals makes me laugh, but honking at fine *** girls jogging in neighborhoods makes me daydream about the "what if this girl runs up while I'm at this stop sign and we get to talkin..." then I'm like "wait, I never actually stop at these things, damnit!"

I love grooveshark.com

 

Good stuff starts at about 1:30 or so. Amazing what this bird can mimic. Some of it is almost unbelievable, even after hearing it so many times. Came across it again and had to share. Chainsaw is crazy. Like a damn digital recorder. Second one is much better.



Goddamn construction site bird. If I didn't know I would say I was listening to construction site noises.



I wish I had one. Get the bitches with this party favorite.

 

This is definitely one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.

 

I keep coming across this picture on my desktop, and I have been laughing at it for more than a week now and I still giggle a bit every time I see it.

 

So I came upon a R8 last night. I was able to taunt him to take off...yummy. Well I kinda worked my way up to get next to him with no one in front of us and taunted him a bit more and we took off. Yeah it wwas like top of 2nd to the top of 3rd gear go...but he didn't pull on me. They only put down like 335-340 awhp...which at low speed the awd isn't helping with acceleration. I'm sure on the highway it'd start pulling like a freight train over 100mph.

http://www.automobilemag.com/feature.../photo_04.html

So we both turn onto another road and he takes off, I take off and then a 996 991 turbo destroyed both of us The R8 was driven by Capitan Douchburger von Eetsdeek but the 911 driver was all about thumbs up and having fun...and I hope to run into him again (seen him a few times around here). He license plate was 'OMG WTF'...car was artic silver with lime green wheels and a loud *** exhaust.

 

well, todays the big day. going camping on the Ocoee River. i got my bottle of Seagrams 7 and my 2ltr diet Mt. Dew so i'm all set. there will be six of us, 3 couples. but the guys; my buds, well they like to moon people and give nutt shots and one of them, if you try to get smart and show your nuttsack, he'll thump it, or pull your hair. he's straight, and so is Bob, but i get weirded out by all this. so i sit there and laugh, and have a good time. so, am i a gayfer if i dont leave. i dont wanna leave- we're all friends. i dont show my nutts or ***, and this activity doesnt seem off-putting to anyones 'ole lady, but i have been an ironworker for 20 years, and NONE of my old raising gang partners would stand 1 second for this grab *** bullshit. i seem to be glad my friends are having fun. this sound like a fun night of camping or just weird?