How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
This F'n sucks, I can only access the internets on the sunday... Why? Because, my POS cable modem fried, and my damn cable company still hasnt sent me back my brand new one!!! ARRGHHHH!! Thus why I am not paying for a subscribed membership... until this **** gets fixed. At least the company isnt charging me until I get internet back up.
This is NSFW, NSFH... it's actually just not safe for anyone to watch.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991?ref=nf
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991?ref=nf
This is NSFW, NSFH... it's actually just not safe for anyone to watch.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991?ref=nf
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/549991?ref=nf
Is not that bad. Aside from the massive erections.
I ******* hate playing Reach with people who suck! I'm typically the highest scorer, and have to drag my teams *** to a win, no help from my team. I'm sick of ******* getting booted when some retard charges a guy I just stickied with a grenade, then he gets killed too. Or someone who jumps in front of me when I'm throwing a grenade. I've been booted probably 5 times tonight because of this ****. If you see my plasma grenade glowing on the ground, go the other way, not towards it! Or at least don't boot the only player dragging you to a win because of an accident.
I ******* hate playing Reach with people who suck! I'm typically the highest scorer, and have to drag my teams *** to a win, no help from my team. I'm sick of ******* getting booted when some retard charges a guy I just stickied with a grenade, then he gets killed too. Or someone who jumps in front of me when I'm throwing a grenade. I've been booted probably 5 times tonight because of this ****. If you see my plasma grenade glowing on the ground, go the other way, not towards it! Or at least don't boot the only player dragging you to a win because of an accident. 

What's your gaymertag?
I hate the ******* golden ******* foil on the mouth of Modelo beer bottles. You can never really remove all of it and will always end up looking like an idiot while trying to pick a tiny piece of foil off of your lips.
But I do like Modelo. Right now I've got a Negra Modelo. Dark Ale.
But I do like Modelo. Right now I've got a Negra Modelo. Dark Ale.
Good idea.. 
I had two beers with my rare burger at the Hard Rock in Waikiki beach earlier today, a local brew called Primo (IIRC) and a Kona Pipeline, both on draught.
Just another week of R&R and then back to dirka-dirka stan.

I had two beers with my rare burger at the Hard Rock in Waikiki beach earlier today, a local brew called Primo (IIRC) and a Kona Pipeline, both on draught.
Just another week of R&R and then back to dirka-dirka stan.
I'm going to try and not sound too gay about this, but I've been on a sort of healthy eating kick lately. One of the things I've done is switch from whole milk to almond milk. Nothing fancy, just plain ole' unflavored Silk brand. Didn't care for the soy milk, but the almond-based stuff tastes great (better than cows milk, IMO) works well on cereal, and is 60 cal per 8oz serving and doesn't **** with the digestive system at all.
An added bonus is that it typically stays fresh in the fridge for a month or two, as opposed to cows milk which you're lucky to get a full week out of. This is convenient for me, as when I get back home from a 2 or 3 week trip, I've still got drinkable milk in the fridge.
An added bonus is that it typically stays fresh in the fridge for a month or two, as opposed to cows milk which you're lucky to get a full week out of. This is convenient for me, as when I get back home from a 2 or 3 week trip, I've still got drinkable milk in the fridge.
Dude, that Kona Piperline Porter is awesome. I was happy to stop in Total Wine the other day and see that it's back in stock as it is a seasonal brew. I could only imagine how good it is on draught vs. bottle.







