Break dot com is ******' awesome.

 

So wrong, but it made me laugh.

LOL! Photobucket doesn't like pedobear apparently. I've gotten away with **** on there for years, but now they delete it for pedobear.

 

For the record, I got my first ever warning on m.net for telling that emo ****** to stop posting threads and that the pictures sucked.

 

Note to self-

Don't eat as much as you think you can when you have not eaten anything all day. Case in point- I missed lunch today because the ******* in my building decided to pack it up after an hour. *Back story* The cafe in my office closed and now Chick-Fil-A and Honeybaked Ham cater for us every day but for limited hours. So I go down at like 1pm to ga something and they're gone. Oh well. Fastforward to 6pm and the GF and I are at the mall for some food and whatnot. Go figure she goes to Chick-Fil-A and I decide to treat myself to some really junky Checkers. I eat there like 2-3 times a year. So why not. I love that greasy *** food...but know better than to eat it very much. So I order-
2 chili cheeze burgers
a order of chili cheeze fries (these things come in a pretty big box....and come with a fork)
1 medium Fanta (that bitch was the size of a 40...no ****)

So I eat all of this food...and the extra chicken sandwich that my GF got (by one get one free). Not but a couple of hours later I decide I am hungry...again... and pound down like 8-10 Oreos and a tall glass of milk. I eat way too ******* much.

 

You might just want to go sit on the toilet and wait for what is going to come.

 

Go to the store and pick up some toilet bowl cleaner with bleach or replace the toilet after you're done. Your choice

 

Ha ha ha, wow. What is your height and weight exactly?

 

pfft, that list is just above an average day for me and I'm 5'9 and weigh 125lbs soaking wet.

 

Lightweight. (literally and figuratively)

 

Mother ******* woodpeckers trying to nest in the walls of my house. All I want to do is sleep and these little sacks of **** are beating the **** out of my walls.

 

BB gun?

 

Set the walls on fire, teach them!

 

We don't need no water, let the ************ burn. Burn ************, BURN.

 

Bah ha ha, wow.... wait, are you male or female? I suppose that answer will dictate whether or not you are average or a mad, pinner ****. No offense, of course.

 

 

5"11 @ and somewhere between 150 and 155 depending on the day.

I feel great..**** doesn't bother my insides. Mexican on the otherhand....

 

 

Started in 2nd grade. Can't give up the obsession until the last 2 movies come out. ****.

 

Woof.