While good in theory, Neutrogena "Mens" face wash with menthol is terrible. Every time I use it, after I get out of the shower my eyes burn for hours from the vapor/fumes coming from the fragrance left behind. Yet I spent $6 on it, so I will use it till it's gone, and thankfully that won't be much longer.

Maybe I'm just a *****.

 

I cant use anything with a fragrance else my eyes bother me all day. Just use Cetaphil like a real woman like I do.

 

I haven't showered in 29 days.

 

First I laughed, then I realized it's probably true. I couldn't do it. We should get you a care package of water and soap.

 

This **** cracks me up. A bit long, but it goes downhill from the get go.

"I have a cheeseburger and it tastes good"

"Get your *** in the parking lot, I will beat your *** all over those french fries, boy"

 

lulz @ slow-mo takedown.

 

That was pathetic. I was waiting for the black guy right next to him to just knock him the **** out. I am dissapoint.

 

Was that Jake King?

 

Knee to the head would have made it interesting.

 

After a year and a half of owning a Miata I have just read the fact that it's supposed to have a 12.1 gallon tank. I always thought it was a 10 gallon tank - running on what I thought was fumes (Gauge completely down to E) I would put about 9.5 gallons in it. I have never ever put in more than 9.8.

The funny thing is that when I fill up the needle sits on the "f" mark for 60 or so miles before it even begins to move.

 

Like all cars, there is a "reserve" built in to the gauge reading. This is to motive your *** to get to a gas station when you hit "E" but still have enough to get to one in case you're a little ways out. I've put 13gal in my car before....it was topped off to the filler neck

 

I think I hit 11.2 gallons one time in my car. I was at 330miles on the tank with a good amount of boosting. I was deathly afraid that I was going to run out of gas on the side of the road and be fucked.

 

Yeah, I heard when you run out of gas on the side of the road, sewer people come **** you.

 

Hater.

 

L m a o

 

We all float down here

 

Hey it's Pennywise!

 

Dead body (NSFW?):

YAY! Pennywise!

 

**** authority silent majority! raised by the system now it's time to rise against them! sick of your treason sick of your lies! **** no we won't listen we're gonna open your eyeeeees!