How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways

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May 21, 2011 | 03:05 AM

#8141

viperormiata

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From: Key West

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond

I wish I had fagggots coming over :(

I'll come to Texas and help you tune your car

But I'm not a ***. I'm a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

May 21, 2011 | 09:42 AM

#8142

Joe Perez

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From: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)

Still alive here in lower Manhattan.

Saw a clever news story this morning. Apparently some local group has been advertizing (and actually making some sales) on contracts to provide post-rapture pet care, for those folks who are worried that Fido will be lonely during the armageddon.

May 21, 2011 | 10:44 AM

#8143

pusha

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Quote:

Originally Posted by viperormiata

There is a band of traveling fagggots on their way to my house......

we are leaving in 45 minutes, expect lots of MMS messages containing penises and other goodies

May 21, 2011 | 11:04 AM

#8144

jtothawhat

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May 21, 2011 | 11:19 AM

#8145

Doppelgänger

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From: Charlotte, NC

He meant 6 'o clock *************....and with 24 time zone and with the world ending "at 6 o' clock", we have 48 chances (24 chances for 6am and 24 chanes of 6pm) for the world to end on the day of 5/21.

May 21, 2011 | 11:20 AM

#8146

FRT_Fun

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From: Arizona

FFFFFFFFFFFFFuUUUUUUUUUUU

May 21, 2011 | 11:55 AM

#8147

Braineack

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From: Chantilly, VA

World is not ending. Time to wrench on car...

after bagels of course.

May 21, 2011 | 02:16 PM

#8148

Machismo

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From: Granbury, TX.

Well I guess I'm not Rapture material... seems my wife and kids aren't either. In for October then.

May 21, 2011 | 06:27 PM

#8149

turotufas

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From: Gainesville,Fl

Still alive!

Putting in some laps and watching iRacing championships at Laguna Seca! lol

May 21, 2011 | 07:21 PM

#8150

rider384

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From: Twin Cities, Minnesota

Well, it's 6pm and I'm still here. No earthquakes or floods just yet.

May 21, 2011 | 09:38 PM

#8151

NA6C-Guy

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From: Birmingham Alabama

What a surprise! I was so worried there for a second.....

Anybody play EVE Online? Love this game. So easy to just pick it up when you're bored and play for a little while. So much **** to do, so much to see, for all the time you can spare.

May 22, 2011 | 04:25 AM

#8152

buffon01

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From: Michigan

I just save Jason (jtothewhat) from ******* a fat bicth. Im a ******* brah bro .

May 22, 2011 | 12:27 PM

#8153

viperormiata

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From: Key West

She wasn't that fat, bro

May 22, 2011 | 12:35 PM

#8154

Pen2_the_penguin

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From: Reno, NV

Group buy?

http://reno.craigslist.org/pts/2395897511.html

May 22, 2011 | 12:50 PM

#8155

shuiend

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From: Charleston SC

Quote:

Originally Posted by buffon01

I just save Jason (jtothewhat) from ******* a fat bicth. Im a ******* brah bro .

Quote:

Originally Posted by viperormiata

She wasn't that fat, bro

Why would you deny the man his last chance at getting laid before he goes off to Afghanistan and possibly gets killed.

May 22, 2011 | 06:17 PM

#8156

pusha

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From: Miami, FL

Before leaving Jon's crib

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May 22, 2011 | 08:05 PM

#8157

NA6C-Guy

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From: Birmingham Alabama

No wonder the Miata community is thought to be so gay. That is the gayest looking crew ever.

May 22, 2011 | 08:41 PM

#8158

FRT_Fun

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From: Arizona

honestly that is so true...

May 22, 2011 | 10:06 PM

#8159

Joe Perez

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From: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)

Hahaha.

Sometimes, copywriters just aren't thinking...

Here in Manhattan, the evening news on WNYW (the local Fox station) each night begins with a produced bumper that exclaims "It's 10 PM, do you know where your children are?", a phrase dating back to the 60's.

Immediately following that on tonight's broadcast, the lead-in tease began with "Thrown in the garbage..."