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rider384 02-17-2011 09:05 PM

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Some porn from Abe:
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shuiend 02-17-2011 09:44 PM

Interesting place for an 02 sensor bung.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-18-2011 12:22 AM

sexy piece of downpipe right there.

rider384 02-18-2011 01:26 AM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 691341)
Interesting place for an 02 sensor bung.

I didn't want it right in front of the cat, which is where he usually does it. Seemed like the second best option. Easy access, no interference with anything, I can keep my LC1 where it is now, that sort of thing.

turotufas 02-18-2011 08:21 PM

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This made me laugh.

I just got friend requested by a random female with juicy... She is a fan of my favorite rapper. The same guy who called me a nobody last week.

I smell a rat!

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...4&d=1298077843

rleete 02-18-2011 09:11 PM

Funny. I've seen that pic before.

turotufas 02-18-2011 09:15 PM

lol I clicked on the photo. And it was uploaded like minutes before the request. You can tell that its a fake profile.

Joe Perez 02-19-2011 12:44 PM

Note to Star Trek geeks, which I'd forgotten about until just now. The last few days of my trip aboard the cruise ship (when the family came out to visit) they put us in cabin 10500, which is the forward-most cabin on deck 10 (just aft of the bridge). Deck 10 forward.

Reverant 02-19-2011 12:57 PM

No Holodeck love for you then.

NA6C-Guy 02-19-2011 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 691911)
Note to Star Trek geeks, which I'd forgotten about until just now. The last few days of my trip aboard the cruise ship (when the family came out to visit) they put us in cabin 10500, which is the forward-most cabin on deck 10 (just aft of the bridge). Deck 10 forward.

Did you have a black woman with no eyebrows keeping your room clean?

Pen2_the_penguin 02-19-2011 03:22 PM


Joe Perez 02-19-2011 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 691932)
Did you have a black woman with no eyebrows keeping your room clean?

No, didn't see any empathic 700 year old dimension-hoppers. Our cabin steward was pretty cute, though. Young blond girl from Montenegro.

icantthink4155 02-19-2011 06:25 PM

That guy has an insane amount of dedication to making a cool video.

18psi 02-19-2011 06:53 PM

http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/20...ss_College.jpg

icantthink4155 02-19-2011 07:19 PM


icantthink4155 02-19-2011 08:34 PM

Replacing motor mounts. Red or blue loctite?

18psi 02-19-2011 08:35 PM

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/83964-4/P...n_bowling.gif?

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 08:44 PM

Dammit. TurboTax online edition only works with Windows and MacOS.

icantthink4155 02-19-2011 08:50 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 692046)
Dammit. TurboTax online edition only works with Windows and MacOS.

...Gf did ours on Ubuntu?

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 08:53 PM

It stopped me and sent me to the "compatible system" page.

Joe Perez 02-19-2011 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 692046)
Dammit. TurboTax online edition only works with Windows and MacOS.

Frak Turbotax, and all the other online tax-prep software. I started doing it the "old fashioned" way last year, and actually found it much easier.

Here's everything you need:

http://www.irs.gov/formspubs/index.html?portlet=3

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 09:03 PM

Hehe, I actually just read through the previous tax thread and saw you talking about that. Thought about it, but no printer here at home to print up the forms, and TurboTax has all my info saved already.

Cococarbine3 02-19-2011 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692043)
Replacing motor mounts. Red or blue loctite?

I don't think it's really needed. Haven't checked to see if my nuts have fallen off though. Blue definitely, red is permanent unless heat is applied.

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 10:30 PM

So it turns out I owe our federal government $5.

rider384 02-19-2011 10:52 PM

So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692116)
So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

Are you Asian?

rider384 02-19-2011 11:47 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 692118)

Nope, I'm as white bred as they come.

mgeoffriau 02-19-2011 11:58 PM

Then you are a lightweight.

rider384 02-20-2011 12:01 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 692129)
then you are a lightweight.

6' 135

gearhead_318 02-20-2011 01:52 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692116)
So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

That liver enzyme thing that gives asians a low tolerance is not exclusive to asians. (I think) you puke when your body can't process whatever you ate/drank, so the lack of whatever enzyme it is might have something to do with it.

pusha 02-20-2011 02:12 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692116)
So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

holy shit, you are a pussy.

NA6C-Guy 02-20-2011 02:19 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692116)
So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

I'm only like that with Whiskey. Even the smell makes me feel ill. No good experiences with it. Any time I have had it, the night ends with my on a bathroom floor, or face down in the sand on a beach.

Vashthestampede 02-20-2011 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 692129)
Then you are a lightweight.


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692130)
6' 135

Seems about right.


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 692178)
I'm only like that with Whiskey. Even the smell makes me feel ill. No good experiences with it. Any time I have had it, the night ends with my on a bathroom floor, or face down in the sand on a beach.

I dont drink anymore, but I lived off Jack for 2-3 years. A 750ml bottle was pretty routine when going out.

The only drink I used to have a hard time keeping down was Jager. I used to love it but I think to a point where I overdrank it and now I have to stay away from it.

Anyways, drinking is for big fat ******s like pusha that don't have anything better to do with their time or money. :bigtu:

NA6C-Guy 02-20-2011 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 692218)
Seems about right.



I dont drink anymore, but I lived off Jack for 2-3 years. A 750ml bottle was pretty routine when going out.

The only drink I used to have a hard time keeping down was Jager. I used to love it but I think to a point where I overdrank it and now I have to stay away from it.

Anyways, drinking is for big fat ******s like pusha that don't have anything better to do with their time or money. :bigtu:

We are opposites then. I can drink Jager like water, and people always warn me it will fuck me up. Never has. My last time with whiskey was a night the bar was out of Jager, so I had what a friend was drinking... Crown. After about 4 shots on top of my 3 shots of Jager before I left the house, along with 2 or 3 beers, I ended up throwing up all over myself, her and her car as she took me home. Cop threatened to lock me up in the parking lot. If they had had Jager, that night would have went more smoothly.

I rarely drink much anyway though. I only get truly drunk maybe 3 or 4 times a year. Otherwise I just have a few drinks to loosen me up a bit, mostly beer or something to sip on. My fruity :greddy: side loves wine coolers. But they don't do much to me. I can pound them down as fast as I can and I never really get a buzz. After drinking 10-12, I get fed up and hit up the liquor cabinet.

rider384 02-20-2011 02:55 PM

One of my new favorite passtimes is trolling CR.

jtothawhat 02-20-2011 02:58 PM

Are you anorexic?

rider384 02-20-2011 03:14 PM

I eat like a wolf

pusha 02-20-2011 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 692218)
Anyways, drinking is for big fat ******s like pusha that don't have anything better to do with their time or money. :bigtu:

Come to the MT summer retreat this summer. I'm bringing a keg.


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692315)
I eat like a wolf

Cum eater.

curly 02-20-2011 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 692315)
I eat like a wolf

If you eat like a wolf, are 6', 135#, and have issues holding down half a beer, you have medical issues.

Your liver is not working properly, and your metabolism is jacked. Get some tests done.

Reverant 02-20-2011 05:19 PM

Wolfs don't eat cum, unless you are an insanity wolf, like Faeflora.

rider384 02-20-2011 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by curly (Post 692349)
If you eat like a wolf, are 6', 135#, and have issues holding down half a beer, you have medical issues.

Your liver is not working properly, and your metabolism is jacked. Get some tests done.

I'm only 17, which could have something to do with it.

viperormiata 02-20-2011 08:39 PM


icantthink4155 02-21-2011 07:24 PM

What do you guys do with your used coolant?

Pen2_the_penguin 02-21-2011 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692695)
What do you guys do with your used coolant?

I take mine to an antifreeze recycling place, or to the local auto tech department at a college.

viperormiata 02-21-2011 07:44 PM

Give it to the neighborhood strays. It's dry season, they are thirsty.

pusha 02-21-2011 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692695)
What do you guys do with your used coolant?


mgeoffriau 02-21-2011 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692695)
What do you guys do with your used coolant?

Flush it down the toilet.

NA6C-Guy 02-21-2011 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692695)
What do you guys do with your used coolant?

Pour it into the sink hole in my side yard. :fawk:

Bryce 02-21-2011 08:34 PM

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im running the soundboard for daddy's band tonight and this room has by far the worst acoustics i have ever encountered.

pusha 02-21-2011 09:20 PM

So I've got an upper respiratory infection, cold-sweats, muscle pain, a nose like a clapped-up dick and an infection in each ear. This could be the end of my cigarette smokin' days. Three years at 2+ packs a day, this will be tough.

Bond 02-21-2011 09:24 PM

I told you dipping is a lot more healthy, but smoking is more FRAT I suppose

18psi 02-21-2011 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by icantthink4155 (Post 692695)
What do you guys do with your used coolant?

use it as enema

dustinb 02-21-2011 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 692740)
So I've got an upper respiratory infection, cold-sweats, muscle pain, a nose like a clapped-up dick and an infection in each ear. This could be the end of my cigarette smokin' days. Three years at 2+ packs a day, this will be tough.

It's nothing a human centipede can't fix.

pusha 02-21-2011 09:36 PM

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I told you dipping is a lot more healthy, but smoking is more FRAT I suppose

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dustinb 02-21-2011 11:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHnYntZzaiQ

CPSmith 02-22-2011 02:53 AM


Originally Posted by dustinb (Post 692814)

Simian Mobile Disco never gets old. It's so awesome to drop it at a party and watch people be confused for a second

hustler 02-22-2011 09:19 AM

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Vashthestampede 02-22-2011 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 692740)
So I've got an upper respiratory infection, cold-sweats, muscle pain, a nose like a clapped-up dick and an infection in each ear. This could be the end of my cigarette smokin' days. Three years at 2+ packs a day, this will be tough.

Who's a ****** now? ******. lol

Seriously man, I'm so far past it now that I don't even miss it. You have to change a lot more than just smoking though. For me it was a complete lifestyle change. I decided to start thinking about my future I guess....

If you seriously decided to give it a shot, I wish you luck man. The first month is the toughest. From then on out its just red x's on the calendar until you finally find yourself too busy to even make the x's anymore. :bigtu:

pusha 02-22-2011 06:59 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 693006)
Who's a ****** now? ******. lol

Seriously man, I'm so far past it now that I don't even miss it. You have to change a lot more than just smoking though. For me it was a complete lifestyle change. I decided to start thinking about my future I guess....

If you seriously decided to give it a shot, I wish you luck man. The first month is the toughest. From then on out its just red x's on the calendar until you finally find yourself too busy to even make the x's anymore. :bigtu:

What I'll probably miss the most is convincing women to climb on my sybian by pointing a camera at them. One looks way more artistic when chain ripping cigs.

As far as the lifestyle change thing goes, I think I'll be OK. I don't do drugs or any of that shit and I'm not swearing off women. I'm sure it helped you cope, but I'm not giving up pink honey pots for anything.

ZX-Tex 02-22-2011 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 692718)
im running the soundboard for daddy's band tonight and this room has by far the worst acoustics i have ever encountered.

Yep looks like a soundman's nightmare. Not much you can do I would think. Case and point. I saw Pink Floyd (arguably a top notch sound system) play in the Alamodome in San Antonio. That place is an echo chamber. Unless you were on the floor or directly in front of the stage it sounded like crap. I had heard them play in the Erwin Center in Austin a few years before and the sound was phenomenally good. The only real difference was the venue.


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