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The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:

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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 585081)

The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:

Don't lie, you would tap that dusty ass.

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Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 585083)

Don't lie, you would tap that dusty ass.

I'd easily break her in half.

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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 585081)

The ultimate boner killer is Helen Thomas. Was just browsing 4chan sporting a little wood, then BAM! Helen Thomas on the TV looking at me... :ugh:

:laugh:

you love it when she tells you to get out of Lebanon.

headin' out to deals gap. goin across Cherohala scenic skyway then to the rockslide. picnic, skip rocks, high speed corners. profit. later fags.

So you assholes have time to fuck with my profile, but none to help me out on my build thread. :vash:

I just ate a 6 hour old Sausage Egg Cheese McGriddle... those don't go bad right?

Negligent drivers in SUVs suck!!!!!! Anybody have a 99 emerald mica drivers door? :(

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 585086)

you love it when she tells you to get out of Lebanon.

:jerkit: I'll "occupy" her "territory"...

:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

Skills, skills, skills. - Gang Starr

Couple pics I took on my phone this morning and yesterday:

Think you couldn't DD a Carrera? You forgot about the roof rack:

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And this morning. OH SHIT OPTIMUS PRIME IS PISSED.

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i saw Conan last night.

so he was taking a cold shower all night.

he was funny and andy ritcher was there and he was pudgy.

In other news, Taco Bell is now selling "margaritas".

Non-alcoholic, but in the traditional lime, strawberry, and mango flavors. I grabbed some Taco Bell on the way home from softball last night (in preparation for the basketball game), ordered a margarita on a whim, went home, and topped the cup off with as much Burnett's plastic bottle vodka as I could fit. Not bad.

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Originally Posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi

"And these blast points... too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."

What the hell was Ben smoking?

From all the evidence we have, Imperial stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of the Deathstar from 10 paces.

This has bothered me since childhood.

It always bothers me that there is very little force being used. I'd be throw bitches over ledges left and right by use of the force.

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Dear all:
I received many emails, many people said that I lay, I should not keep head position. all people at aalborg university knew that I was honest, obama became the president now, although I fear obama , I wrote that the policemen will come, let me handle the event to the student in email before peter axel nielsen used policemen to arrest the student in the jail on 2006.
then I have Expelled him for several month.
I admitted the fact peter axel nielsen arrested the student in the jail on 2008, then he lost the head position again, I became the head. my country and the university do not allow that I admitted all.
but I am honest and I have very good heart for the students. I hope you may tell it to all people.
I am honest. I have a very good heart.

yours sincerely

Kristian G. Olesen

Head

odd spam mail i just got.

EDIT oh and another:

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If there is no justice, it will go to the death. Which is as same as the history of hitler.
The history of obama is the history of hitler. Obama has used his behave to knock the ring of his political death.
Obama be rewarded
obama is the badest in the world. he became the president based on europen leader's help.
aalborg university in denamrk is badest university in the world。
they never dare to repair all student's webapge , because of the fact which peter axel Nielsen and obama used the American policemen to persecute the student.
the tradition of aalborg university is that each student's webpage is on the webpage of each departmentfor many years they removed the student's webpage after they persecuted the student

the previous head(peter axel nielsen) of computer science department at aalborg university lost his leader position because of the student's phd application, then he used obama to command many american policeman to persecuted the student the tradition of aalborg university is each student's webpage in each webpage of every department.
if they repair the all student's webpage, then the student know the fact which the professor and hillary clinton persecuted the student, then they have no the face to teach the students.
in order to recover the fact which the professor and obama persecuted the student , obama appointed Danish Premier Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen as NATO's new secretary-genera to prevent his mouth.
he went to the europe before the president caimpagn in order to recover the fact which they persecuted the student.
the europen leader's help him to recover the fact, he became the president based on europen leader's help.
current british premier is american dog, he has no qualification to be leader continuously.
aalborg university award the honor PHd degree to the former vice president al gore of bill clinton when hillary clinton and obama hope to get the republican candidate of the president?
they make all people believed hillary clinton persecued the student.
and obama used closed relation with hillary clinton for the media to prevent all people's mouth.
many people paraded in my city. I was very angry too.
I do not work at Aalborg university now. I left the criminal university. I never go to Aalborg university again.
Jesu forgives the criminal souls. They schemed the machination together.
in fact, After peter axel nielsen lost the head position, Obama and policemen helped him persecuting the student in USA. We heard all based on the software.
thereby, you may understand why obama came to Europe before presidential campain.
you may understand what the Aalborg university did.aalborg university award the honor PHd degree to the former vice president al gore of bill clinton when hillary clinton and obama hope to get the republican candidate of the president, he made all people believe that hillary clinton persecte the student, then he used closed relation with hillary clinton for media to prevent all people's mouth.
you may understand why there was the financial crisis in the world. you may understand who operated american stock market.
.
you may understand why Anders Fogh Rasmussen became the secretary-general of NETO.
you may understand why the Aalborg university removed the student's webpages on each department.
you may understand what obama did. you may understand what obama can do.
you may understand what obama will do
Using obama's scentence :yes,we can
Thereby, you do not wonder why so many american banks and companies went into bankruptc.
you do not wonder that they disassembled the motor industry.
you do not wonder why they arrested many republican.
you do not wonder there was american nuclear disembosom.
you do not wonder that they sell the senator position.
you do not wonder using the powerful force of military deter the world you do not wonder that there are many earthquake in the world. (there is american submarine with bomb).
you do not wonder how bad the world will become in the future.

Because obama always say: yes, we can.

. you may understand how the world will become.
I love my country. but there are the criminal souls. Jesu forgives the criminal souls.
obama is the badest in the world

Don't drink and roof surf.
-MADS

So, we just had a firedrill at work, and we failed, because i went back to get my pie.

Haha, I didn't even notice.

It was destiny!

I just ordered a chinacharger equivelent of a 2560; I'm sooper excited since I might actually be able to drive my car then. I drove it 50 miles today with a blown SR20 T25 and I lost 1/4 of my oil from it leaking through the turbo seals. That and the compressor blades are broken from when the compressor housing fell off while it was working. It smelled like shit and smoked like hell when I slowed down.

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 585876)

What the hell was Ben smoking?

From all the evidence we have, Imperial stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of the Deathstar from 10 paces.

This has bothered me since childhood.

This disappoints me Joe. It really does.

Luke has like 80 fricken jillion midichlorians per cc of blood. He can convince the ST that these are not the droids they are looking for and he cant skew their aim a bit?

And as for Han, how good is your aim with a Wookie playing Mr. Potato Head with your buddies while you try to get that armoured wedgie out after doing three tours on the Death Star, which is the shittiest posting in the galaxy. Nothing to do, officers on your ass all the time because his fuckin holliness the prune of an emperor and his robo death dog are going to do another -----probe/troop reveiw, and on top of that that whiny little bitch Tarkin wants a revised TPS report by the end of your shift. How long do you think it takes to spit polish that fuckin armour? Huh? How long?

.....walks off muttering.........

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 585879)

It always bothers me that there is very little force being used. I'd be throw bitches over ledges left and right by use of the force.

You'd probably just use the force to pleasure yourself...

On an unrelated note, here is the sprinkler control system for the 27th floor of 233 N. Michigan Ave. in downtown Chicago. Only Imperial Union Pipefitters are so precise.

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/6...cm_77e1cb7.jpg

Did I mention that this monstrosity controls the fucking FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEM for the whole floor? What do you figure are the odds that every single one of those valves is actually set correctly? How many different points of failure do you really need? Whoever the engineer was that thought this was a good design needs to be killed. With pain.

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Originally Posted by Sparetire (Post 586105)

how good is your aim with a Wookie playing Mr. Potato Head with your buddies while you try to get that armoured wedgie out after doing three tours on the Death Star, which is the shittiest posting in the galaxy. Nothing to do, officers on your ass all the time because his fuckin holliness the prune of an emperor and his robo death dog are going to do another -----probe/troop reveiw, and on top of that that whiny little bitch Tarkin wants a revised TPS report by the end of your shift. How long do you think it takes to spit polish that fuckin armour? Huh? How long?

.....walks off muttering.........

Hahahahahahahahahaha (gasp) hahaha.

Oh, that's just great. :bowrofl:

Thanks. I just channeled my favortie characters from ubiquitous 'Nam movies in the context of SW. Scary how well it works. You know thats how it was on the 'Star.

2:09.

Why is it so hard for motor-journalists to get technical stuff right? GRM does it 9 times of 10, but almost without exception the others dont.

"....deflects the air under the car, which increases down-force and more importantly reduces drag..."

:facepalm:

For fuck's sake... WGN just interrupted a rerun of Family Guy to tell me that some bunch of dudes hit a little round rubber disc into a net with a stick while wearing ice skates more times than some other bunch of dudes, and now every single living human in Chicago is out in the streets shouting, honking their horns, playing "Chelsea Dagger" by The Fratellis as loud as possible, etc., and it's driving me batshit crazy as I sit here in my hotel room trying to think of some new way to fuck with 92verty's head.

And I think I just heard gunfire.

Maybe hold off on visiting the mole people for awhile.

Not me. I just got done lancing an abscess on my gum. Now I'm going to watch the news, jerk off and go to bed.

Go Blackhawks!

2am. That's how long that shit lasted outside. It was basically one long continuous horn blast and motorcycle engine rev from the time they cut into Family Guy until 2 in the fucking morning. I was fully expecting to see overturned cars on fire all along Wacker Dr. this morning. And now they're planning to have a fucking parade tomorrow morning, which is just great as that's when I'll be trying to get to the airport.

On the plus side, I FINALLY saw a creative homeless guy yesterday, though I had to go north of the river for it. Dude was all covered in silvery-grey paint, standing on a plinth, pretending to be one of the many granite statues that they don't have in that particular section of town. Cardboard sign said "Take a picture, leave a donation."

I pulled a muscle in my upper back, just below my left shoulder blade. Shit is killing me.
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Just tried the falafel sandwich (on flatbread) at Subway. Surprisingly, it wasn't awful. They're not going to put Falafel King out of business by any stretch, but it was a hell of a lot better than the usual cold-cuts.

Went two months without someone calling me a ******. Thanks drunk guy! :wavey:

His friends were Mazda guys and we laughed about it.

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 586734)

Is this a regional thing or a pilot sandwich? They don't offer it here.

I have no idea if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it. This is epic.
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Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 586855)

Is this a regional thing or a pilot sandwich? They don't offer it here.

Did a little googling, and it looks like it's a pilot program. Woo Hoo, I ate a test sandwich! :D

In all honesty, it was one of the tastier things I've had at subway.

I hate Subway. The cold cuts do not taste fresh.
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i only get tuna at subway...now im craving it and will be getting it.

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 587051)

i only get tuna at subway...now im craving it and will be getting it.

As much as I hate to promote the place that caused me so much pain, The tuna at Jimmy Johns is fucking AWESOME.

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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski (Post 587052)

As much as I hate to promote the place that caused me so much pain, The tuna at Jimmy Johns is fucking AWESOME.

Everything there is awesome.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 587047)

I hate Subway. The cold cuts do not taste fresh.

I normally hate Subway, too. But I was getting tired of alternating between Chipotle and Chinese every night, so I figured I'd get a meatball sandwich (the only thing there I can stand.) Surprise!

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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski (Post 587052)

As much as I hate to promote the place that caused me so much pain, The tuna at Jimmy Johns is fucking AWESOME.

Jimmy Johns- holy shit, dude. They had a $1 sandwich promo a couple of days ago. At lunchtime, the line outside the one on the ground floor of the Aon center was literally about 100 feet long.

For fuck's sake, people! Is your life really so valueless that you'll stand in line for an hour to save $4 on a sandwich? I went to the sushi place down the hall, spent $11, and enjoyed my lunch a hell of a lot more than if I'd waited in that damn line.

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 587057)

I was the GM of (what was)the busiest JJs in the country for about a year, and I worked in various management rolls in several other stores for about ~4 years. People go FUCKING INSANE for Jimmy Johns. Every day we had the 100 foot line, out the door for several hours for regular price sammies. Even last summer when Seattle experienced a 100+ degree heat wave for about a week (not common) and the AC system in the store started dying, people were standing in line, out the door for 2-3 hours every day to get their food.

I appreciate my desk job so much more because of that place :P.

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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski (Post 587068)

people were standing in line, out the door for 2-3 hours every day to get their food.

?!?

This isn't Soviet Russia, people. THERE ARE OTHER PLACES TO GET FOOD!

im getting Quiznos for dinner since they have the small sub, chips and drink promo for $2.99.

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 587071)

?!?

This isn't Soviet Russia, people. THERE ARE OTHER PLACES TO GET FOOD!

I should mention that my location was in downtown Bellevue, WA. Not very many fast food choices, lots of ultra loaded businessmen/women who just wanted a quick bite so they could get back to their coke fueled day at the office.

The city of Bellevue is/was on somewhat of a crusade to snuff out traditional fast food in the area due to its image not jiving with how they wanted their little utopia to look. McD's, BK, Wendys, etc were all shut down. Places like Chipotle, PF Changs and JJs were allowed to stay because even though they are fast food franchises at their core, they bill themselves as the anti fast food joint.

Speaking of Chipotle, anyone else out there tried their margaritas? They are absolutely AWESOME! Seriously, ~3 bucks buys you a clear plastic cup full of tasty green liquid that I'm about 99% sure is flammable. 2 of those things and I'm DRUNK.

So, kinda gay. Took deposit on the stang. Guy totally failed months later. I turned away a few guys when they were lurking to buy because the desposit guy was cool, down to earth and seemed genuine (besides he offered more).

Car has sat since Jan 1 2010, he losses half his deposit, i get to keep $1500.

Mustang community is totally f*ck full of retards, cheap f*cks and guys who all think they have top secret weapons under the hood.

Anyhow, took the stang out for a spin today. I realized its still ok and seems fun. But it lacks the creature comforts of my DODGE. :)

I also attach cool MT logo from back when.