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Originally Posted by Bryce
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Do you play online?
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The latest entry in my "Why Florida is Weird" saga:
http://img40.imagefra.me/i515/thradd..._e56_u77ts.jpg WTF? Yield AND Stop? I yopped. On the plus side, I was expecting to get stuck in some shitty crew cabin below the waterline, but they actually put me in a very nice stateroom on Deck 6. Hooray for free stuff. :D The view tonight, looking back at Port Canaveral. http://img37.imagefra.me/i515/thradd..._5cf_u77ts.jpg |
Wish my penis luck, for in 6 hours I will awake and make my journey to the hospital where a 60 year old man and a team of nurses will violate me in ways no man (maybe a few weird ones) would ever want. :giggle: I at least hope to return home with a supply of yummy pills. :drool:
^and you're on a fucking cruise while I'm having pencil size instruments jammed up my urethra and a Star Wars style laser battle commencing in my kidney! |
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676068)
Wish my penis luck, for in 6 hours I will awake and make my journey to the hospital where a 60 year old man and a team of nurses will violate me in ways no man (maybe a few weird ones) would ever want. :giggle: I at least hope to return home with a supply of yummy pills. :drool:
^and you're on a fucking cruise while I'm having pencil size instruments jammed up my urethra and a Star Wars style laser battle commencing in my kidney! Good luck with your surgery, even if you're a 'bama fan. |
Jake tell the chat I said whats up, better be holding it down as admin I dont have time for facebook tonight im going to sleep.
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I wish I was associated with this ad.
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Why do the people at Facebook have to keep fucking with everything? I found an old screenshot of my profile on my other pc and it's incredible how much the site's changed. Yes, the changes seem drastic when they make them, but think about how many changes they've made over the years? The site used to be way better.
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Add more airbrushing al-la GeneSplicer's car to the flower to make it some kind of small child eating moster, add big power and rape people on the track.
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Crime is high, the education system sucks and our roads suck. Bt at least the stadium will look good....
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I love that. A subsidization of the wealthy, that will not pay off economically in terms of increased business activity, and that new subsidy will ultimately generate ticket prices that are beyond the financial reach of the average fan to utilize the "premium seats"
If the wealthy owners of sports teams want new stadiums or renovations, let them build them with their own money. They're not entitled to [y]our money. Gotta love socialism. If you disagree with me, then you agree that we [the state] should hire a bunch of vandals [poor] to break windows throughout cities so that the window repairmen who are down-in-out [middle class] of the world can get their "fair share". That way the window repairmen can go and buy new tools, and the new tools people can go buy new suits, and the tailors can go buy better thread. Stimulating the economy! Never mind that the store owners of the broken windows, instead of paying the window installer, might have expanded his business, or bought a new suit themselves or something else. It is the government's job to take your money and the decide for you what is worth funding, and makes you bear part of the cost of someone else's business risks. |
The worst part is that the stadium isnt even in Broward county. Not to mention that the Dolphins such, have sucked and will continue to suck.
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Miami Dolphins are owned by Stephen Ross (Net Worth: $3.2 billion), who bought them in 2008
for $1100 mil. Do you think Stephen Ross cares where he receives his free money from? When you have friends in gov't you get perks. Stealing from the wealthy to give to the RICH. Socialism. |
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676068)
Wish my penis luck, for in 6 hours I will awake and make my journey to the hospital where a 60 year old man and a team of nurses will violate me in ways no man (maybe a few weird ones) would ever want. :giggle: I at least hope to return home with a supply of yummy pills. :drool:
^and you're on a fucking cruise while I'm having pencil size instruments jammed up my urethra and a Star Wars style laser battle commencing in my kidney! For me the worst part of the whole thing is the waiting. Not just the waiting to finally get in the OR, but the waiting after as well. Fucking waiting with anticipation in a paper gown in a freezing little room. "Perfect. Thanks. I'll just wait right here for an hour." I'm pretty sure they'll give you plenty of pain pills. Sounds to me like your going to need them. |
Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 676122)
Miami Dolphins are owned by Stephen Ross (Net Worth: $3.2 billion), who bought them in 2008
for $1100 mil. Do you think Stephen Ross cares where he receives his free money from? When you have friends in gov't you get perks. Stealing from the wealthy to give to the RICH. Socialism. You're forgetting that the Estephan's the Williams sisters and Marc Anthony & JLo also have part ownership. __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
you are forgetting that naming rights and luxury boxes, there are more revenue streams than need to pay for the building of new stadiums.
you are forgetting it's about blackmail and the prisoner's dilemma. you are forgetting teams bring little net economic benefit. you are forgetting teams take better care of stadiums they actually own; private stadiums are steadily improved. Public stadiums are used up and thrown away and more tax dollars are spent on new ones. you are forgetting that teams don't care about your tax burden. you are forgetting that private companies dont NEED public funding in order to work. you are forgetting govt and socialism is bad. |
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okay good. but your politician will forget. and so will the poor, when they get used in order to fight to battle for the billionaires. It will get spun that this will benefit the working class and the poor and they'll just fight for it. They'll tell you that the dolphins will leave town if they dont get the funding and that the middle class will get hurt. so the overwhelming majority of people will vote in favor and then the wealthy class who actually pays taxes will be forced to pay the salaries of billionaires.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 676122)
Miami Dolphins are owned by Stephen Ross (Net Worth: $3.2 billion), who bought them in 2008
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Epic fail |
to be fair, that miata is REALLY ugly.
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I was really hoping that guy would hit the light pole.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 676181)
I was really hoping that guy would hit the light pole.
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I was hoping he'd hit it the whole video. Disappointment
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Same here, but unlike scott I do like the way that car looks. Very clean color combo. Like that fastback & taillights but wheels are nah, too drift. Too bad he can't drift. Needs more absurdflow.
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The driver of that car looks like a douche bag and drives like one.
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The appearance is clearly trying to make up for the amount of fail going on in this video. And it's not doing a good job at it.
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I really enjoyed the first 15 seconds of the video. Very peaceful.
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Wait. You guys have girls on here too?!
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Well that was a lot of nothing. The worst part was the waiting around. I got Lidocaine for the IV, so I didn't feel that, then I found out I would be receiving general like I wanted. Gave me some shit when I left pre-op and then got back there, got me comfy and then the next thing I knew I was in recovery. The anesthesia wore off within 15 minutes and I felt fine. Got maybe a 4/10 pain on my left side from the stent, and two pieces of what looks like mint dental floss hanging out of my pecker, but not too bad. Got there at 8 and I'm already home and eating Schlotzsky's at 1:30. Got 3 kinds of pills, one for pain, one antibiotic and another to numb my urinary tract that turns my piss hulk green. My first two times to the bathroom I couldn't pass much and it was pretty much all blood and tissue and stone fragments. Not fun.
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
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That's not a bad price, really, I heard it was $1.1 billion so I guess they gave him a discount.
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Originally Posted by scottyd
(Post 676249)
Wait. You guys have girls on here too?!
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Roflmao
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676260)
Well that was a lot of nothing. The worst part was the waiting around. I got Lidocaine for the IV, so I didn't feel that, then I found out I would be receiving general like I wanted. Gave me some shit when I left pre-op and then got back there, got me comfy and then the next thing I knew I was in recovery. The anesthesia wore off within 15 minutes and I felt fine. Got maybe a 4/10 pain on my left side from the stent, and two pieces of what looks like mint dental floss hanging out of my pecker, but not too bad. Got there at 8 and I'm already home and eating Schlotzsky's at 1:30. Got 3 kinds of pills, one for pain, one antibiotic and another to numb my urinary tract that turns my piss hulk green. My first two times to the bathroom I couldn't pass much and it was pretty much all blood and tissue and stone fragments. Not fun.
Chillin' in recovery. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...1995/photo.jpg good luck with everything. hopefully no more health bs so you can finally turbo yoru car?:D |
Originally Posted by 18psi
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damn dude just reading this shit makes me shudder.
good luck with everything. hopefully no more health bs so you can finally turbo yoru car?:D The doctor even said that looking at my kidney, he thinks I may retain some function, so it might not be as bad as I thought initially. The testing to find out is more trouble than it's worth he said, so we will just watch my condition and go from there. All should be well as long as I don't now pick up a urinary infection, which I'm sure I already have/had. Antibiotics should knock it out. |
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676260)
Well that was a lot of nothing. The worst part was the waiting around. I got Lidocaine for the IV, so I didn't feel that, then I found out I would be receiving general like I wanted. Gave me some shit when I left pre-op and then got back there, got me comfy and then the next thing I knew I was in recovery. The anesthesia wore off within 15 minutes and I felt fine. Got maybe a 4/10 pain on my left side from the stent, and two pieces of what looks like mint dental floss hanging out of my pecker, but not too bad. Got there at 8 and I'm already home and eating Schlotzsky's at 1:30. Got 3 kinds of pills, one for pain, one antibiotic and another to numb my urinary tract that turns my piss hulk green. My first two times to the bathroom I couldn't pass much and it was pretty much all blood and tissue and stone fragments. Not fun.
Chillin' in recovery. |
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 676274)
Thanks ass...now my dick hurts.
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Originally Posted by scottyd
(Post 676249)
Wait. You guys have girls on here too?!
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676260)
Well that was a lot of nothing.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
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Actually not so bad. Then again I haven't taken a real good, full bladder piss yet. That may change my tune. I'm pounding down water right now to get some flow going to flush that junk out. Gotta strain all of it too, which is a bother. Bring anything I catch to my follow up next week to have the stent removed. I'm for sure not looking forward to that because it's done in the office, and I don't know if I will get anything for pain. Might just be a grit your teeth and hold on to something procedure. Grab the string and pull that 2' long tube with a curve on each end out from all the way up in my kidney... can you say FUN!
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
(Post 676284)
Maybe it'll be OK if you get some hot chick to do it......otherwise I'd pound some lortab or something before going.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
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I always get a hot nurse.
And we don't want to see more of you recovering (but seriously, glad to hear you're doing really well). |
Originally Posted by scottyd
(Post 676286)
Pics or ban.
And we don't want to see more of you recovering (but seriously, glad to hear you're doing really well). |
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Damn these slow fucks at Walgreens need to hurry up and fill my prescription, I'm ready for my feel goods. Percocet is it's own food group in my diet, my favorite food group. Though these bastards only gave me 15 pills, which is only good for about 4 days... :mad: I want to feel good for my entire week off work damn it! At least I get the comical green piss pills for over a month. It'll be Christmas in my toilet tonight, red and green.
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You said the floss was green but you didn't say if it tasted like mint. We're waiting...
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Ewww. It's probably flavored of iron and ammonia at the moment.
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Drinking a few Red Bulls a day will also give the impression you're piss is radioactive. Next time I ever need to take a piss test, I need to remember to drink 2 or 3 to freak out the doc/tech.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 676285)
The mix of pain meds and the laxative I had taken 12 hour prior caused that little incident.
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lol all shitting all over the place.
On a side note, "Mad Season" is everything I loved about Alice in Chains, but so much sweeter. |
the leader singer was over 6' tall and weighed in under 90 lbs when he was found dead.
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cocaine is a helluva drug
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Heroin > Jenny Craig
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Originally Posted by Braineack
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the leader singer was over 6' tall and weighed in under 90 lbs when he was found dead.
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Originally Posted by Braineack@racelandsthead on m.net
Well, when you are ready to step up to a big boy setup, you can purchase some Monroe Sensa-Trac Cartridges and put some lead in that pencil. I'll even help you find what fits; go to page #18: http://www.monroe.com/catalog/docume...engthSheet.pdf
Or you could just go straight to the Monroes on each corner with the OBX sleeves and springs. Looking at under $300 shipped for the best adjustable coilover setup around. Maybe even splurge for Gabriel shocks...but that extra $2 a corner might be pushing it. That shit made me LOL. |
Turn volume up. This made me lol
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
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Turn volume up. This made me lol
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"Except Obama". Lol
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