You left your dildo on the bed behind you. Put that shit away when you're done with it next time.

Coming up with a business name that's not already taken and registered is a bitch!

I'm using whatrhymeswith.com to try and come up with something.

hahahahahahahahahaah

breathe


hahahahahahahahaah

Yessssss. Simian mobile disco is the shit

Just bought a small amp to power my patio speakers. Sticky tape mounted to my computer cause I'll probably only ever play Pandora through them.

Speakers are 5.25" Outdoor Speaker Depot specials.
http://www.outdoorspeakerdepot.com/aphidepaspp1.html

Amp from Parts Express.
http://www.parts-express.com/pe/show...-300&FTR=lepai

Amp is only 15 watts, but the PE reviews seemed to say it will be exactly what I need. I fired them up and they play plenty to be heard across the yard, and more than plenty for patio listening. Those speakers will also be the rears for my backyard theater.

German phone numbers piss me off. There is no standard for the number of digits in either the area code or the "local" number.

FYI

FIAGT in on speed tonight at 1AM CST and 2AM.

I like it!

Who is Kay Park?

Currently sitting in the ER. Took a nasty spill off of my mountain bike coming down a steep decline. Pretty sure I've got some sort of rib damage and my left shoulder is killing me. FML
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Markham Park?

Yeah.
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Been there, done that. I used to go there like three or four times week. I'll admit that I sometimes used the intermediate bypasses.

I also use to go 3-4 times a week, that was before my son was born. Im wishing I would've taken the intermediate bypass lol. I was at Oleta on Sunday and didn't fall once. Last 2 times at Markham I busted my ass several times. If only Quiet Waters were open. Lol
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Some of the shit at Markham scared the absolute piss outta me. Ever seen Crime Scene Gap?

Is that the one where you actually have to jump over another section of the course?
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X rays looked good, nothing broken or fractured.
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Yes, I watched two dudes do it once and actually land it. That shit was unreal.

It's good that you're ok. :)

orly? :laugh:

Thay closed that part down, too many people getting hurt I guess. No way id ever try it.

Thanks, I am in a lot of fucking pain tho.
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"I met a girl at a cafe once. We talked for a few minutes but then I got a phone call and excused myself to take it. When I came back she was gone.

Went home and posted an ad on missed connections. Two days later she writes me back and we set up a date. We went out for drinks and then I raped her in the alley behind the bar, leaving her crying and bloody. Worst part is the bitch gave me herpes."

ROFL

Excellent

Probably just a contusion? I've been over the bars a few times.

I hate it when I go down on a chick in the dark, they forget to maintain their shaven girly parts... so it feels like my chin just hit sand paper on the way down.

AWD TL's = Slower than I thought, Far slower.

The Eye of Ra has formed on my fingernail.

see:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...1&d=1294234626

Definitely, on my ribs and shoulder.

That's fucking gross!
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Good stuff. Lol
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The EYE OF RA is offended!

I looked at it and right away thought of Beavis or Butthead

really? it was boring and stupid. I'll introduce him to my cousin Garrett...I'll show him racisim. He's not well spoken either and likes bon fires.

:bowrofl:

I like Bon fires.....
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in the shape of crosses?

Sure, why not?
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Can anyone think of a reason why I should not go home from work and play Forza all day?

What are you doing going down on her?

Nope. Sounds reasonable. I've gotta find something to do with my 12 days off of work. I haven't had this long to do nothing since before I started back to work when I was going to school full time.

If you got your TV situation taken care of... I don't see a problem here.

The TV arrived in the box, broken and now I'm fighting to return it. Osama-bin-Wal-Mart is a real pain in the ass.

to rub my semi grown "beard" on her cooch and make her wiggle.

America.....Fuck yea!


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Umm, I just flagged an ad for 20" wheels on craigslist because it had miata in the tag, is that wrong?

I one up you.

Do you need a clutch pedal? ^^
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"You put one of these by your front door, and you're gonna be a power to reckon with" :bowrofl:

Awesome video! :bigtu:

I really killed the hell out of a possum on the road last night. Big son of a bitch, too.

What's kind of unsettling: the only thought that went through my mind was to be proud that I aimed just perfectly to put it right down the centerline of the car and avoid damaging the tires.

This just in:
WalMart is sending me a new TV to my door, picking up the old one, and doing it at no additional cost to me. I will use Wal-Mart again in the future. The best part, I did all of this through email, I never had to pick up the phone.

/\ Makes your dookie twinkle... Don't it?

forshizzle

See if you can get them to send me on too while they're at it.

yo dawg, I heard you like minecraft, so we put a computer in it so you can play minecraft while you play minecraft.

I'll just put this out here

http://vimeo.com/18209644

Do you play online?

This is awesome.

+1

I'm 40 minutes in and its so much better than any "modern" version would be.

Its cool to watch this shit and see how these developers work with each other to figure out the problems.

I watched both parts back to back. Awesome how in-depth and not dumbed down it is. I got hard when they started talking about injector pulse widths.