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Old Jan 1, 2014 | 06:56 PM
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Idea placeholder: drive-thru cat grooming and abortion clinic.
Old Jan 1, 2014 | 07:07 PM
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I think I'm weirded out more by the TV ads for jdate.com. In the end, I suppose it's all just people trying to improve their chances of finding what they're looking for by weeding out whatever they're not looking for.

I grew up urban, but now live in a very rural area by choice (I prefer to not be around other people.) Anyway, getting to know some of the farmers around here, I realize that there really is more likelyhood of urban jews and a muslims falling in love and living happily ever after than a farmer and any urbanite.
Old Jan 1, 2014 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Idea placeholder: drive-thru cat grooming and abortion clinic.
Can it have the vacuum tubes like at a bank? For both cat and baby.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 01:03 AM
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For the cat, think about the trash cans they have at the drive-thru lane at McDonald's, with the extended plastic funnel on the top. Similar deal- drop the cat in as you enter the lane, it falls though to a conveyor belt which takes it through the processing stations, and it pops out dry and clean with a bow around it at the second window though something like a bowling ball return chute, where it gets bagged and handed back to the customer.

I haven't figured out all the technical minutae surrounding the abortions part yet.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 02:11 AM
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Highly accurate assembly line robotics with something like an electric mixer and vacuum on the end?
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 12:17 PM
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Old Jan 2, 2014 | 02:30 PM
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Well, I switched over to e-cigs a few days ago, and all seems well so far.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pinky
I'm a few years older than most of you cats....
I feel like I am an exception to this, unless you qualify for AARP discounts.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Godless Commie
Well, I switched over to e-cigs a few days ago, and all seems well so far.
I quit almost 3 weeks ago and chew the gum occasionally. I hate it.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 02:58 PM
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Its been 5-6 years since I quit and the only time I crave is when I'm drinking outdoors at some sort of social function.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 03:19 PM
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To be honest, if I didn't apply for a job in the military and needed to be in shape ASAP, I probably wouldn't have quit.
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Godless Commie
Well, I switched over to e-cigs a few days ago, and all seems well so far.
That's how I did it a few years back. What sort of equipment are you using?
Old Jan 2, 2014 | 03:32 PM
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only joe perez would smoke "equipment"
Old Jan 3, 2014 | 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
That's how I did it a few years back. What sort of equipment are you using?
It's called e-Roll.
Joyetech eRoll Starter Kits

Very cool and handy stuff.

The thing is, I didn't switch to quit. Vaping is obviously far less harmful than smoking, and I really enjoyed it when I gave it a go.
Also, I use the high nicotine liquid, so I do not need to "smoke" as much.
Old Jan 3, 2014 | 07:46 AM
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The e-roll kit reminds me of what junkies carry their "works" around in. If the nicotine **** comes in liquid form, why not just inject it?
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 04:30 PM
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People freak the **** out here when it gets cold. Schools starting late at 10am today and tomorrow, and it seems like the ******* mail is either late or not running. It's not even icy or snowing, just colder than normal. WTF! Low tonight is 8 degrees, woooo, scary. Bring me my mail!

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds, my ***. Lady is already 3 hours late from my usual time. Though fairly the creed doesn't say anything about cold, only snow. So I guess I'm screwed.
Old Jan 6, 2014 | 04:46 PM
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We ended up getting a light dusting of snow last night.



Weather channel currently says it's -5F.
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Old Jan 6, 2014 | 04:48 PM
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I'm kind of jealous. I at least want the snow and ice if everyone is going to freak out and start shutting down everything.
Old Jan 6, 2014 | 04:55 PM
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My dingbat boss made me come in and push snow around. But it was no use, the wind just blew more snow into what was cleared... But for the most part, no one had work. Well, at least those who have employers that actually give a **** about their employees.
Old Jan 6, 2014 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Erat
We ended up getting a light dusting of snow last night.

Weather channel currently says it's -5F.
Its been -15 all day here

To make matters worse my car isnt well tuned for temps this low so it doesnt like to start well.. to make the problems even worse my laptop doesnt want to boot up in those temps so if the car doesnt start it is what it is.



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