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Old 05-29-2008, 12:45 PM   #161
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Hey this is a great time for ------s from other forums to chime in with their esteemed opinion! Bring it on good sirs!
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Yay! its open again! I was worried there for a minute.. what happenned?

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just wanna say, i saw this coming...
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:06 PM   #163
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Yay! its open again! I was worried there for a minute.. what happenned?



just wanna say, i saw this coming...
I posted the most disgusting thing I've read in my life, then it was locked...lol.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:14 PM   #164
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I posted the most disgusting thing I've read in my life, then it was locked...lol.
yea... that was pretty bad.
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:45 PM   #165
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haha yeah, that would be a pretty shitty way to end an epic thread.
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:23 PM   #166
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I can't believe this made it international lol. Reminds me of the sock in the BMW engine..
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Old 05-29-2008, 02:24 PM   #167
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So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediatly drop my 500 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the **** is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. and I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my ******* sisters head.

she immideatly drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and it is still alive I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my ******* shorts spanking her rearend while she is crying her ******* guts out.

Most ******* embarassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts oout and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your ******* room immediatly you sick ******* bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now
i always thought that you were vulgar but wow that's quite gentile.
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:00 PM   #168
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hmm im lost cliffs?
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:02 PM   #169
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flora, you must have missed this one

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Gotta make sure and give you guys an update, considering how we're all "out" here.

I went to my favorite restroom this past weekend, an old cinder block affair on South Beach. It smells and looks so raunchy. I usually go there to blow guys and get blown and for whatever else **** along. I had just gotten there and settled into my favorite stall when someone came in. He went up to the urinal and pissed. Through the crack I made out it was the Lifeguard. They wear all the same trunks and jackets. I couldn’t see his ****, but he pissed forever.
When he left, I was rock hard. He’d used my favorite urinal which doesn’t flush. I knelt down and lapped up his yellow nectar—washed my face in it and drank a ton. I sank back in the stall to beat off, but was interrupted by more footsteps. This time the guy sat in the stall next to mine. It was the other Guard. He sat there a few and ****. After several minutes, he wiped his Butt and left.
Now, remember, this is a fucked-up old john. I went into his stall and saw four Lifeguard turds still floating in the bowl. ****, I had to have ‘em! I bent down, jacking, and licked ‘em. Hot taste! I picked up the smallest one and downed it whole. No problem! The second I chewed up real good before I swallowed. The third I slipped into an old lunch baggie from the trash to save for later. The last and largest I smeared on my **** and beat off with It. ****, did I ever shoot one humungous Load!
After I washed my Dick, I slunk back in the stall to wait. I sucked a couple Teens and numerous Trolls and took lots of **** by evening—most of It fresh from the Spigot. One guy let me be his Toilet Bowl—three massive mushy stools! I was another’s Toilet Paper—he had diarrhea. “Damn HIV!” he muttered. From the looks of him, he was just about Full-Blown. I reassured him the Bug made his Feces extra special. The way it dribbled and shot out of him—with all that gas—I must have spared a dozen trees.
Overall it was quite a productive day—and real perverted!
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what. the. ****.
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Lol yea i read the second one from Hustler, was about to reply... but i just didn't know what to say.

Youve one upped yourself there hustler.
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Old 05-29-2008, 05:45 PM   #172
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Checking in from FUELSLUT.NET and Southfloridamustangs.net! Wow.....just wow!!! I don't know what to say other than your mother must be proud.....
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Where the **** did this thread go?
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Old 05-29-2008, 06:57 PM   #174
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Lol yea i read the second one from Hustler, was about to reply... but i just didn't know what to say.

Youve one upped yourself there hustler.
It makes me almost feel like I'm going to puke. I just wanted to give the foreigners something special to remember us by.
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I do like that you capitalized Butt. The rest of it I could probably have done without.
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I thought about ragging you and talking sh*t, but looks like you've gotten enough of that and heck, we all make mistakes, this is just a big expensive one! Look on the bright side, now you can rebuild gthe engine making it more powerful! Good luck.
I am chiming in from FirebirdNation.com, a Pontiac Firebird, Trans Am, Formula, etc site.
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This Thread is EPIC!
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Old 05-29-2008, 07:48 PM   #178
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hey hustler, this is my fame not yours, lol...
yeah, being famous aint cheap at all but hell, I'm Rick James bitch, lol...

oh and for the newbies, say something i haven't heard already, lol...
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This Thread is EPIC!

needs more pictures and more failures....
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:12 PM   #180
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hey hustler, this is my fame not yours, lol...
yeah, being famous aint cheap at all but hell, I'm Rick James bitch, lol...

oh and for the newbies, say something i haven't heard already, lol...
HAHA! Thats the spirit! That fits in a little bit better to our "culture" than bitching and moaning about not getting kindness from members.
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