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Old 05-05-2012, 12:01 PM   #21
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Fae.. your just a bit screwed ( or not screwed enough) being from MD and all, I was born up there myself, So I know...

Females in MD are nuts, parts of MD are Southern while other parts are yankee-ville

So when tryin to cut one from the herd, you do not know what approach to use.

Best thing you can do is sell the Miata, and buy a plain white work van.... duct tape and some plastic sheeting.

This simple change will change your dating life .
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:32 PM   #22
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Best thing you can do is sell the Miata, and buy a plain white work van.... duct tape and some plastic sheeting.

This simple change will change your dating life .
Was about to suggest the same thing
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:10 PM   #23
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get confident
I are confident. Bitches try to hop on mu ---- all the time. Those that have met me i n person can viuch for my confusing yet irrisisteble aroma


The real story is that i broke ip with my gf in wednesday

Last night i asked her to get back with ne

I have comprimised my standads (no lies about drugs) an now i am a bitch.

I am going to milch my yard now to try to feel better abiut mmyself. Why do it hurt so bad.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:11 PM   #24
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"No lies about drugs"?

Bro, not even with Hustly's 50-foot pole. GTFO that, and kick her to the curb.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:16 PM   #25
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First you need to install either Opera, Chrome, or Firefox. This way it tells you that you can not ------- spell and then tells you how to fix the spelling errors.

Secondly you want an artist, that means you need to change the income level you expect out of them. Move it down from 100k to 10k and you will probably start finding some artists. Thirdly I thought you had a girlfriend?
lars u r missing the forst for the trees.

Yes i know lots f shhity artists. And some good ones. But i want a girl that is fuckig crazy and cash enabled and also artis. Prov why i have had relstionships with sevral struppers. :(. Obv that did not work out
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:23 PM   #26
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My ex is an artist (game designer i think) 4 years of college and cant sell her ---- because it's all advertising. No matter how good you are, if you're starting from 0 and don't have a name... you don't sell.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:22 PM   #27
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Chicks dig dudes who dyno their miata's. Post a vid, watch the panties drop.
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Because you're brown and therefore inferior to white.
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no harm in asking for her back.
just make sure that whatever reason you split up for...you're either comfortable with or you can deal with...

now if she dumped you, then yes...
you are a bitch
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no harm in asking for her back.
U talking to me?
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:42 PM   #32
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my advice is to come to the miata turbo forums and ask for advice from a bunch of tree-dwellers!!
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Follow the 3 F's Law...

If it Flys, Floats or F&cks..rent it.

Seriously.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:55 PM   #34
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I'mma get that b|tch a dyno graph,



B|tches love dyno graphs.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:59 PM   #35
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Im confused... You're a bitch because?...

Lol
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:22 PM   #36
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yea i could have sworn that the amount of girls you attract was a function of boost pressure.
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Get a kitten, bitches love kittens.
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I'm gonna throw this out there...you're a bitch because??? Because raceca...no wait...your race car is busted...so yeah, you're just a bitch. Deal with it.
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Get a kitten, bitches love kittens.
i agree, get a kitten, then stop giving a ----. women don't like guys who are bitches, but what they really don't like is a guy who thinks he's a bitch.
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Seriously a good book. Way better than it would seem. I actually had a few girls read it and they though it was good to. Made them understand the problems men have a bit. It got me out of a big slump back in the day. Don't knock it until you read a few chapters.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Succeed-Wo...6205758&sr=1-1
This book was literally what started my huge turn-around. I've learned a lot more since, but this book is a good starting point. What you really want to learn more about is "evolutionary psychology". It will help you in your quest for manhood.

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