Notices
Insert BS here A place to discuss anything you want

Why am I such a bitch?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old May 22, 2012 | 07:05 AM
  #121  
fmowry's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (8)
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,907
Total Cats: 6
From: Severn, MD
Default

Originally Posted by 18psi
do coke off a hookers anus in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
He'll need to move the sack out of the way though.
Old May 22, 2012 | 08:48 AM
  #122  
fooger03's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 4,149
Total Cats: 230
From: Columbus, OH
Default

B!tches love head - send that b!tch a head.



Then dump her ***, call your buddies over for a party, and get drunk.
Attached Thumbnails Why am I such a bitch?-336259577_889f0764b4.jpg  
Old May 22, 2012 | 10:58 AM
  #123  
gospeed81's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (51)
 
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 7,257
Total Cats: 26
From: Spring, TX
Default

I want one thing in a woman: (besides myself, which is a given)

That she be reasonable and logical.
Old May 22, 2012 | 11:48 AM
  #124  
fooger03's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 4,149
Total Cats: 230
From: Columbus, OH
Default

Originally Posted by gospeed81
I want one thing in a woman: That she be reasonable and logical.
You do realize you just contradicted yourself, right? LOL

Ok, fine, I'll admit that such women do exist, but they are few and far between.

Also, a woman's ability to "fall in love" is indirectly proportional to her desire to apply logic and reason towards the concept of "relationship".

I've got my fingers crossed that you can find a woman who has the *ability* to apply logic and reason towards a relationship, but not the *desire* to do it. That would be a good woman, indeed.
Old May 22, 2012 | 03:20 PM
  #125  
pusha's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 7,330
Total Cats: -29
From: Miami, FL
Default

min, watch this and take notes. employ the displayed techniques and she'll be yours forever.

Old May 22, 2012 | 03:54 PM
  #126  
triple88a's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 10,522
Total Cats: 1,830
From: Chicago, IL
Default

Find one of these.

Old May 22, 2012 | 04:17 PM
  #127  
pusha's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 7,330
Total Cats: -29
From: Miami, FL
Default

7/10 would bang
Old May 22, 2012 | 05:32 PM
  #128  
Faeflora's Avatar
Thread Starter
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 8,682
Total Cats: 130
From: Los Angeles, CA
Default

Uhh

Thanx fuys but

All i wanted to mnow is id i should marry her

Last night he told me she did more coke. That is kinda a simultaniues win/fail. I am glad sh is honest but not a fan of mystery powder. Lame
Old May 22, 2012 | 05:34 PM
  #129  
triple88a's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 10,522
Total Cats: 1,830
From: Chicago, IL
Default

Well we can't help you without logs. We need logs here.
Old May 22, 2012 | 08:14 PM
  #130  
blaen99's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 3,611
Total Cats: 25
From: Seattle, WA
Default

Yes, and we need picture evidence of this girl to give any further advice Faefae.
Old May 22, 2012 | 08:23 PM
  #131  
Faeflora's Avatar
Thread Starter
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 8,682
Total Cats: 130
From: Los Angeles, CA
Default

Attached Thumbnails Why am I such a bitch?-12162004180220874g.jpg  
Old Jul 23, 2012 | 06:35 PM
  #132  
triple88a's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 10,522
Total Cats: 1,830
From: Chicago, IL
Default

Old Jul 23, 2012 | 09:52 PM
  #133  
Sparetire's Avatar
Elite Member
 
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 1,642
Total Cats: 36
From: Colorado
Default

Its because you are a racist. Stop hating on Canadians.



Reference to a 2 year old thread....
Old Jul 23, 2012 | 11:34 PM
  #134  
gearhead_318's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 3,966
Total Cats: 21
From: SoCal
Default

Faeflora was dating Amy Winehouse's corpse.



This is obviously a failflora trollololol thread, the woman who has everything on his wish list does not exist. If she did she'd probably be type A and bitchy. Or maybe she'd be a Dr... That would be possible maybe.
Old Jul 24, 2012 | 08:41 AM
  #135  
triple88a's Avatar
Elite Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2006
Posts: 10,522
Total Cats: 1,830
From: Chicago, IL
Default

Did you guys know pinky rapped?

Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Vashthestampede
Insert BS here
27
May 21, 2008 01:41 AM
Zarniwoop42
Insert BS here
1
Mar 31, 2008 06:45 AM
TonyC
Insert BS here
46
Sep 28, 2007 05:47 AM
SloS13
General Miata Chat
0
Sep 11, 2007 10:18 AM




All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:46 AM.