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Old 05-22-2012, 08:05 AM   #121
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do coke off a hookers anus in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
He'll need to move the sack out of the way though.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:48 AM   #122
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B!tches love head - send that b!tch a head.



Then dump her ***, call your buddies over for a party, and get drunk.
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:58 AM   #123
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I want one thing in a woman: (besides myself, which is a given)

That she be reasonable and logical.
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Old 05-22-2012, 12:48 PM   #124
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I want one thing in a woman: That she be reasonable and logical.
You do realize you just contradicted yourself, right? LOL

Ok, fine, I'll admit that such women do exist, but they are few and far between.

Also, a woman's ability to "fall in love" is indirectly proportional to her desire to apply logic and reason towards the concept of "relationship".

I've got my fingers crossed that you can find a woman who has the *ability* to apply logic and reason towards a relationship, but not the *desire* to do it. That would be a good woman, indeed.
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Old 05-22-2012, 04:20 PM   #125
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min, watch this and take notes. employ the displayed techniques and she'll be yours forever.

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Old 05-22-2012, 04:54 PM   #126
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Find one of these.

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Old 05-22-2012, 05:17 PM   #127
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7/10 would bang
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:32 PM   #128
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Uhh

Thanx fuys but

All i wanted to mnow is id i should marry her

Last night he told me she did more coke. That is kinda a simultaniues win/fail. I am glad sh is honest but not a fan of mystery powder. Lame
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:34 PM   #129
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Well we can't help you without logs. We need logs here.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:14 PM   #130
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Yes, and we need picture evidence of this girl to give any further advice Faefae.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:23 PM   #131
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Old 07-23-2012, 07:35 PM   #132
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Its because you are a racist. Stop hating on Canadians.



Reference to a 2 year old thread....
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:34 AM   #134
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Faeflora was dating Amy Winehouse's corpse.



This is obviously a failflora trollololol thread, the woman who has everything on his wish list does not exist. If she did she'd probably be type A and bitchy. Or maybe she'd be a Dr... That would be possible maybe.
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Old 07-24-2012, 09:41 AM   #135
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