Uh oh


is that what's going on here

 

disregard bitches
acquire currency

 

After 4,5 pages of butt-whipping, I'll try to actually give some encouragement:
It is a cycle. Women are programmed to get the BEST mate they can. The best mate is a mate you have to fight for. If that mate is too eager, they think they can do better. If other women are not interested in that mate, they assume something is wrong with him. Many women will claim you are a cave man when stating this, but that doesn't make it less true. My fiancée has stuck with me for 9years, btw, dispite me working 5 of those years abroad, away from her.

The trick to being confident is to know (not think, assume or hope, but know) that you are a good catch and that women wants you. That means that you can always find another one, if this one would pack up and leave. Never think you want them more then they want you. True or not? If you believe it, it is true and all you body language and your manners will say that it is true -> making it true.

This doesn't in any way mean you can be a dick. And remember: a man (a REAL man) is never ever unfaithful. He has the ***** to break up if he wants to screw around.

 

Oh Jesus, I do not even want to get into my situation...

 

Coke = grounds for immediate dismissal. Even "once in a while" is too much because it will only get worse. Run while you can.

 

It lasts.
It lasts.

Lol.
This, and it also means she has a value system that is incompatible with mine. I don't want to have to look after her like I'm her effing daddy until or even if she grows out of it. That isn't appealing and isn't sexy. I have no patience for immaturity and despise unnecessarily self-inflicted drama. You and she might love it. You might "feel alive" when the emotional turmoil of internal fights and external struggles pepper your relationship. I can do without it. Life foists enough strain on us already for me to be satisfied that I need none added as a bonus.

I am not you and I know not what you seek but were I a single man again there would be baseline criteria for consideration. She would be a college graduate. She would be gainfully employed in a career (not a job). She would have good manners and an appropriate level of etiquette. She would be generous and considerate of others yet be shrewd enough to avoid being misled. She would be an excellent steward of her own finances thereby demonstrating she would be good with our collective finances. She would have wisdom in her head, kindness in her eyes, sincerity in her heart, and my **** in her mouth.

 

Fine ere is my list of ideal criteria

Short petite frame girl b+ cup size
8 or better looks
***** like a babylonian -----
Looks like a teenager
Nonsmoker. Smokers look old.
Makes over 100k. Potential for 200k in 5 years
Exercises regularly
Has hobbies
Has friends
Is artist- visual, music, writing etc
Minimal or occasional only drug use
"experienced" emotionally
Is evil and fairly insane
Does not ever want children and is willing to put that in prenup
Likes boost
Good financial habits (no debt)
Fukking intelligent
Loves me for me, likes being abused

Find me this girl and if we work out i will seriously pay a 15k finders fee.

 

Get perspective. Go on an overseas vacation. Bring a friend, have fun.

 

Just be sure to mark the paypal as "gift".

 

That before or after the 3% fee paypal adds?

 

you left out "loves me for me"

 

Fixed. Added line at the end

 

Ive got whats on your list. She wont top out at 200k but everything else is there. Im 30 years old and have known her for 30 years. Its time to pass here on. Lol. No we havent been together the whole time but theres soo many other options out there Id like to try a new flavor. The thought of trading for your car is filling my head. must have...

 

Maybe we'll get a dyno after all?

 

Weld it to the dyno. Work on it, fix it up, cry softly about girl situation, dyno for a smile. Get over that hp level, add some shyt to car, sob quietly to self about girls in general, dyno for a smile... repeat..

How do you feel about tattoos ?

 

You forgot "can fix typos in my posts".

 

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the standard for income. The petite frame b cup types are indeed my weakness.. But if I find one that actually likes me and isn't chasing douchebags, I couldn't give a ---- what she makes. Maybe I'm that desperate.

 

You confuse me. I guess that means we should have sex



The income thing is firstly, a matter or respect. Secondly, women should support themselves. Because they can. I also like it when girls buy me things. Like laser hair removal.

 

Laser hair removal? Read the tags.

 

Oh my god, Faeflora IS a girl!!