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Old Sep 27, 2011 | 02:10 PM
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******* paradoxs.
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Originally Posted by Stein
Even if you did, when you got there it would be today so you would have to wait until tomorrow again.
Its the Steward Development Paradox. I'm trapped in it.
Old Sep 27, 2011 | 02:39 PM
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Its the Stewart Paradox. I'm trapped in it.
Serious question, but have you called the weekend racer dude who was taking over?
Old Sep 27, 2011 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by shuiend
Serious question, but have you called the weekend racer dude who was taking over?
If I can find time from homework this afternoon before work i'll be giving him a call.
Old Sep 27, 2011 | 04:00 PM
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I think everyone who gets a set of SD shocks shipped should put a "I survived the Stewart Paradox" decal on their car. probably a matching t-shirt as well.
Old Sep 27, 2011 | 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I think everyone who gets a set of SD shocks shipped should put a "I survived the Stewart Paradox" decal on their car. probably a matching t-shirt as well.
Lol!
Old Sep 27, 2011 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
If I can find time from homework this afternoon before work i'll be giving him a call.
You might want to call them early am.. If you do get connected you'll be on hold for quite a bit of time so you'll have plenty of time to finish the hw.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 09:40 AM
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Stewart Development Paradox:

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Old Sep 29, 2011 | 10:14 AM
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Tomorrow yet?

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John at W-R is investigating for me. Still haven't heard back from Bernie.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
John at W-R is investigating for me. Still haven't heard back from Bernie.
When is he planning to give you an update?


*dont fail me on that one, i totally set it up for you
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick
When is he planning to give you an update?


*dont fail me on that one, i totally set it up for you
Well it was yesterday that I emailed him. He said he would check in on it for me. I haven't heard from him yet, so if I hear back from him today it would have been tomorrow. However, if the Stewart Racing paradox applies to weekend-racer, then the fact that tomorrow has turned into today it means I should hear back from him...

...tomorrow.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 01:23 PM
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^ lol

love it.


i lol'd for real. and when i read it for a 2nd time i lold again.. awesome. MT makes my day.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
Well it was yesterday that I emailed him. He said he would check in on it for me. I haven't heard from him yet, so if I hear back from him today it would have been tomorrow. However, if the Stewart Racing paradox applies to weekend-racer, then the fact that tomorrow has turned into today it means I should hear back from him...

...tomorrow.
100X better of an answer than I expected and its so ******* true too!! lol
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 01:30 PM
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Paradoxes are tough to describe in text so i'm glad you guys are actually following along.

I'm working on calcIII and Physics homework all day. Maybe i'll come up with a mathematical model for the Stewart Paradox?
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The Stewart Paradox

The Problem: Your order will always ship tomorrow. Thusly, you may become infinitely close to your delivery date, but never actually reach it.

If we take the limit of t as we approach infinity, where t=the time left until your order ships, we get:



You will notice that as t approaches zero, cos(t) approaches 1. 1/0 makes no sense nor does it make sense to continually promise something will ship "tomorrow".

Graphy of Cos(t)/t

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Old Sep 29, 2011 | 02:32 PM
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ha...that's good.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne_curr
The Stewart Paradox

The Problem: Your order will always ship tomorrow. Thusly, you may become infinitely close to your delivery date, but never actually reach it.

If we take the limit of t as we approach infinity, where t=the time left until your order ships, we get:



You will notice that as t approaches zero, cos(t) approaches 1. 1/0 makes no sense nor does it make sense to continually promise something will ship "tomorrow".

Graphy of Cos(t)/t

Ohh man that had me laughing pretty hard!

Can we please somehow display this on a larger scale for all to see. Like, maybe make it the mt.net splashscreen for the next month? lol
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 04:58 PM
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we are the 7th hit on google when you search stewart development shocks...we need to do better.
Old Sep 29, 2011 | 05:02 PM
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Google Bomb time?



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