The AI-generated cat pictures thread
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fake Virginia
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I find the definition of "prank" to be stretched quite far these days.
They should call it what it is: we're going to simply stimulate your normal self-preservation reflex reaction and film it.
A real prank requires time and planning and deceit. triggering a reflex is stupid.
LEG KICK PRANK!
we hit people on the knee with a hammer and you'll never believe what happens next!
FACE BLOW PRANK!
we blow air suddenly into peoples eyes and you'll be shocked at what they do!
SWOOP AND SQUAT PRANK!
we cut our partner off in traffic so they slam on the brakes really hard and what the car behind them does will BLOW. Your. MIND.
They should call it what it is: we're going to simply stimulate your normal self-preservation reflex reaction and film it.
A real prank requires time and planning and deceit. triggering a reflex is stupid.
LEG KICK PRANK!
we hit people on the knee with a hammer and you'll never believe what happens next!
FACE BLOW PRANK!
we blow air suddenly into peoples eyes and you'll be shocked at what they do!
SWOOP AND SQUAT PRANK!
we cut our partner off in traffic so they slam on the brakes really hard and what the car behind them does will BLOW. Your. MIND.
Boost Pope
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
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I did a bunch of sale/demo videos for a cranio-implant manufacturer way back. I was amazed at what kind of damage the skull can sustain and still avoid (obvious) brain damage. Never assume somebody is wearing a hat to only hide their bald spot.
Unlike this cranio-implant:
Unlike this cranio-implant:
Boost Pope
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)
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I'm good buddies with the chief at ABC, but I don't have any friends in high places at CBS. Sorry.
Not to mention what happens when a baseball hits something like the zygomatic bone.