CX7?

welcome to the turbo del sol forums.

 

Those are her Weasel Stomping boots.

I thought this was MR2 club. Damn.

 

3S-GTFO

 

 

I may or may not have expressed my displeasure with a Sharpie marker in the Sears Tower parking garage this morning.

 

 

Sidenote: I'm also going to start carrying a white craft-paint pen, on account of the black F150 which was also occupying two spaces just beyond this one.

I am just sick and gods-damned tired of this bullshit. You wanna drive in the city? Learn to park like a civilized human being. The grace period on you being a dumbass has officially expired.




Edit: I just realized that my universal lug-wrench carries sockets that fit damn near every lug-nut in use today.

Edit 2: I'll be polite, and leave a note indicating which street-level trash bin they can be found at the bottom of, just below the heroin needles.

 

Dood, you need one of these.

Remove valve stem core, tape onto car, walk away...

 

It occurs to me that I already own the more sophisticated version of that tool, which will now be moving from the toolchest into the glovebox.



I also just remembered that the ***-end of my car is already beat to hell, and another collision or two (say, a reverse T-bone into the door) is in no way going to detract from its value.


Chicago *******-parkers: fear me. I have nothing to lose.

As of this day, I am the parking Batman.

 

If you want to go nuclear, a little liquid fish fertilizer down the intake vent goes a very long way...

 

Meh, a little of this under the door handle will ruin 2 dozen things before it is noticed.

 

 

Hopefully Joe isn't caught on camera.

 

The cops in this town don't even have enough time to investigate every single murder that occurs. I'm not all that worried that they're going to launch a manhunt for the Parking Vigilante.

Think I'm gonna keep it simple. A sharpie gets the point across adequately. And with fleet vehicles, the driver has the added bonus of getting to explain to their supervisor why they're now bearing a scarlet letter.

 

They make copper based stuff too. It's brown...

 

Hopefully you don't get caught up in the Mueller investigation, this is within scope.

 

 

Wow Joe, that escalated quickly:

 

... undies on the outside from now on!

All true superheroes wear their undies on the outside:

 

Me tonight: