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Old 07-04-2013, 03:33 AM
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I just noticed the "Horse and Buggy Parking Only" signs - we don't see that here in Australia.

I wonder what the bible says about parking like an arsehole?

Surely that's gotta be some negative props with "The Big Guy"?

Do carriages NOT require a license plate of some form in the US?
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Old 07-04-2013, 07:52 AM
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I've seen plates on buggies on some midwestern state but now I can't remember which one. In most places they just need to have an Slow Moving Vehicle sign (the reflective triangle) and 4-way flashers on.

Also they can get tickets for speeding or running stop signs. This happens most often after they pass out drunk "behind the wheel" and the horse just starts taking itself home.
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Old 07-04-2013, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EO2K


******* Amish
So where would you stick the "I park like an ahole sticker"? On the carriage or on the horse?

Also, you folks think that carriage would be better off with a supercharger or a turbo?.... Just kidding......

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Old 07-04-2013, 10:03 PM
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Depends if you have the bmw sticker on the horses forehead or not.

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Old 07-05-2013, 02:11 AM
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Thats an ***.
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Which one? Rider or beast?
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Old 08-04-2013, 01:02 PM
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Look at this one. In a handicap spot, parked like a total jackhole.


Another angle.
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Old 08-09-2013, 02:12 PM
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One of my friends (diesel type of guy, Cummins to be exact) had someone park like a complete *** next to him. The guy left his windows open. My friend then made the decision to point his exhaust towards the open window, and blow an absolutely massive amount of black smoke into the car.
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Old 08-11-2013, 06:19 PM
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^
While I should think that's a terrible thing to do, I love it!
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I should have gotten a picture earlier of a dick in a suburban parked at the movies. He was about 6" over the line, so I was sure to park as close as possible, hoping he has a passenger. I got about 6" from the door, and climbed out the passenger side. If they were to kick my car or anything, **** if I care.
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It was me
In reality, it's somes time difficult to 'fit' my excursion into some spots... may take me 2-3 attempts to square it in...
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Old 08-12-2013, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by GeneSplicer
It was me
In reality, it's somes time difficult to 'fit' my excursion into some spots... may take me 2-3 attempts to square it in...
Was it really? It may have been an Excursion. I just recall it was some larger, slightly older SUV. I saw it as the perfect opportunity to **** with someone.
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Looks like she might be hot. Just dumb.
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Looks like she might be hot. Just dumb.
double win in my book

Doubt it was me - unless you went to Amstar in Alabaster - don't know why you'd do that since Patton Creek is better and more local to you - I assume. FYI, my excursion is a white 2001 with a Work Turbochargers sticker on the rear window. And I don't generally park like a dick, unless just tryign to **** someone else off
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Originally Posted by GeneSplicer
double win in my book

Doubt it was me - unless you went to Amstar in Alabaster - don't know why you'd do that since Patton Creek is better and more local to you - I assume. FYI, my excursion is a white 2001 with a Work Turbochargers sticker on the rear window. And I don't generally park like a dick, unless just tryign to **** someone else off
True words.

Nah, I was in Hoover. I'm sure whoever it was, was quite pleased. I know I was.
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i had to drop some **** off at the post office last night...
i parked on the sidewalk

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Not really parked, but it was there all day on Friday.


VTak kicked in yo

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