One will give you pain and a half chub and the other will just give you pain. Both are sadistic.

PT-"OK we are gonna bend your knee tell me when it starts to hurt"
JB-"holy **** that hurts"
PT-"ok good we are gonna go a bit further than and hold it for a minute"
JB-in my mind I'm thinking, I'm gonna bitch slap you!

 

Idk if repost but just saw this for the first time today.

 

This has been reposted exactly 29 times in the last year.

 

The great classics of engineering comedy can never be reposts.

(Although Chrysler stole the idea from GE.)

 

I have received an infraction. My work here on MT is done...I have achieved pusha status

 

pusha has received like 48 infractions.

 

i lied, he has 15 offical infractions, 2 active.


18psi MIGHT have more. so may fae.

 

*sarcasm



But in that case...challenge accepted!

 

nice knowing you, bro.

 

I think the one infraction I've received was from Joe, and it was for spelling or grammer.

 

Joe hands me infractions when he's having a bad day. That's all I can figure.

 

I aint your "bro"...sista. You rachet.

 

Did I give you an infraction? That seems improbable...

(Checks the logs)

Oh, yeah- right after we introduced the "horrerble grammer" infraction. You typed "You're" instead of "Your."

You don't deserve that. I just reversed it- you're back to 0.

 

Oh, come on. You're not really trying if you haven't gotten a couple by now.


Pulled apart the 4 wheeler today to adjust the valves, as it was rattling something awful. Turns out the valves are fine. Great, that means it spun the bearing.

 

Four cycle?

 

Yes. 2000 Honda Recon.

 

Sorry to hear that.

 

I have an infraction for feline disrespect or something odd like that. It is a rite of passage. I do recall thinking at the time that feline disrespect was not close to what I was guilty of and I found it amusing.

 

our civics exhaust manifold is cracked in half.

I have some related questions:

1. will it pass emissions and safety inspections?
2. is it worth replacing it with a header and finding some solution for catalytic conversion so I can pass future emissions?
3. your mom?

 

I have 5 infractions, all say it was for retardation and thread crapping.


I also conclude y8s hates me. </3