How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
So, get this. Mom's house, preparing for a garage door opener installation, which was a Christmas gift. I have my 10 year old son helping me, and I’m installing an outlet in the garage where the old porcelain overhead light was. We have the switch turned off, and my son is holding the flashlight so I can see.
But, I’m having problems getting the metal cover onto the outlet, so I take it off so I can work on a surface, instead of overhead. Get the cover on, and go back in the garage to install it. So far, so good.
Then my idiot brother decides to stick his nose in.
As we go back into the garage, I tell my son to turn on the light.
Unbeknownst to me, id10T turned on the switch to the outlet AS I WAS WORKING ON IT! Because, you know, when two people are working on something, and one says to turn on the light, you turn on the outlet where a light was before. Even though you were not part of the group working on anything. Even though the light is gone.
Naturally, it shocked me. Naturally, it arced and burned my finger. Naturally, I swore.
I swear, my brother is a retard.
But, I’m having problems getting the metal cover onto the outlet, so I take it off so I can work on a surface, instead of overhead. Get the cover on, and go back in the garage to install it. So far, so good.
Then my idiot brother decides to stick his nose in.
As we go back into the garage, I tell my son to turn on the light.
Unbeknownst to me, id10T turned on the switch to the outlet AS I WAS WORKING ON IT! Because, you know, when two people are working on something, and one says to turn on the light, you turn on the outlet where a light was before. Even though you were not part of the group working on anything. Even though the light is gone.
Naturally, it shocked me. Naturally, it arced and burned my finger. Naturally, I swore.
I swear, my brother is a retard.
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From: Fake Virginia
So, get this. Mom's house, preparing for a garage door opener installation, which was a Christmas gift. I have my 10 year old son helping me, and I’m installing an outlet in the garage where the old porcelain overhead light was. We have the switch turned off, and my son is holding the flashlight so I can see.
But, I’m having problems getting the metal cover onto the outlet, so I take it off so I can work on a surface, instead of overhead. Get the cover on, and go back in the garage to install it. So far, so good.
Then my idiot brother decides to stick his nose in.
As we go back into the garage, I tell my son to turn on the light.
Unbeknownst to me, id10T turned on the switch to the outlet AS I WAS WORKING ON IT! Because, you know, when two people are working on something, and one says to turn on the light, you turn on the outlet where a light was before. Even though you were not part of the group working on anything. Even though the light is gone.
Naturally, it shocked me. Naturally, it arced and burned my finger. Naturally, I swore.
I swear, my brother is a retard.
But, I’m having problems getting the metal cover onto the outlet, so I take it off so I can work on a surface, instead of overhead. Get the cover on, and go back in the garage to install it. So far, so good.
Then my idiot brother decides to stick his nose in.
As we go back into the garage, I tell my son to turn on the light.
Unbeknownst to me, id10T turned on the switch to the outlet AS I WAS WORKING ON IT! Because, you know, when two people are working on something, and one says to turn on the light, you turn on the outlet where a light was before. Even though you were not part of the group working on anything. Even though the light is gone.
Naturally, it shocked me. Naturally, it arced and burned my finger. Naturally, I swore.
I swear, my brother is a retard.
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Tesla vs Hellcat
Wonder what would've happened if the Hellcat driver could actually drive...?
1.19 for the race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6veF_34QE#t=118
1.19 for the race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6veF_34QE#t=118
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Wonder what would've happened if the Hellcat driver could actually drive...?
1.19 for the race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6veF_34QE#t=118
1.19 for the race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6veF_34QE#t=118
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Finding it hard not to want to sell of my Miata and get one of these.
https://www.factoryfive.com/kits/type-65-coupe/
https://www.factoryfive.com/kits/type-65-coupe/
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From: Lake Forest, CA
You must have a helluva miata if selling it would allow you the budget to get one of those.
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China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
Horse News: China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
Horse News: China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls
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From: Detroit (the part with no rules or laws)
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Search Engine Optimization is what it stands for in the IT world, not clue if it is the same people for Vash.
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