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hustler 02-07-2011 05:11 PM

This dude was super cute:
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...40998_5153.jpg
Looking Presidential:
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo...40999_5443.jpg
Now he is deceased.

buffon01 02-07-2011 05:31 PM

:cry:

Braineack 02-07-2011 05:42 PM

wasnt as bad as the half time show...

NA6C-Guy 02-07-2011 06:04 PM

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Damn, this thread got real!

Losing a pet and a friend is hard, but like Sixshooter said, it's worth the pain for the years of enrichment of life you experience from them, and likewise the kind of life they live with you that they otherwise couldn't in the wild. I've had and lost 3 dogs in my life, and 6 cats in my relatively short life, most of the cats in an untimely way. The most recent cat I only consider dead because he ran away from home after I moved out of my moms house 7 or 8 years ago. We were really close, and he would greet me every morning and afternoon. After I left he ran away and would only come home every few weeks, and over time less often. He would hiss at my mom and run if she tried to pick him up and bring him inside. I feel guilty for having left and caused this to him.

He loved to interrupt my forum browsing by jumping on my keyboard and flopping down. Mr attention.

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rleete 02-07-2011 07:23 PM

Hustler, my condolences. Losing a pet is painful.

Bond 02-07-2011 08:37 PM

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RIP Emily

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RIP Miata #1

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kotomile 02-07-2011 09:49 PM

Sorry to hear, Trey, sounds like you're coping well enough man.

The wife and I love our miniature Dachshunds. I got a call before we married that the black-n-tan short hair we had at the time had just gotten run over and wasn't going to make it. That sucked. We have another now and he's an asshole, but I couldn't get rid of him.

Thing that really sucks over here is that dogs are target practice for some of the guys around here. We have to kill them, because they spread disease. Shitty thing is that they love to put the camera on them and watch them die in the TOC..and it's not like they die after the first shot, not with a NATO 5.56 anyway. The first time I heard a lot of "ohh! shit!" out there, like they were watching football or something. There were two dogs (looked kind of like Australian shepherds) and one was walking around and the other had just been shot and was trying to figure out what was going on. He was trying to bite his back repeatedly, like there was an itch he couldn't scratch. They got him a few seconds later.

I can look at dead Taliban all day long, all of the dead bodies and body parts strewn about from the big attack we had last year, loaded up in trucks or lined up on the ground. One guy had his head blown clean open. But seeing those dogs get shot is what gets me. They don't know what they did, you know?

Quality Control Bot 02-07-2011 10:11 PM

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shuiend 02-07-2011 10:12 PM

Now no more sad shit. It is killing my boner.

Quality Control Bot 02-07-2011 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 687246)
Now no more sad shit. It is killing my boner.

Are you sure its not my cold hand turning you off?

shuiend 02-07-2011 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by Rick (Post 687247)
Are you sure its not my cold hand turning you off?

No your HJ skills are fantastic.

Quality Control Bot 02-07-2011 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 687248)
No your HJ skills are fantastic.

Thanks. y8s taught me. :giggle:

hustler 02-07-2011 11:46 PM


dustinb 02-08-2011 01:04 AM

Is it wrong to reply to spam email with the image of tub girl?

pusha 02-08-2011 01:16 AM

Some kid I haven't seen in five years just called me to tell me he got out of rehab wanting to know if I had a connect for yay. Seriously, wtf?

Pen2_the_penguin 02-08-2011 01:20 AM


Originally Posted by dustinb (Post 687328)
Is it wrong to reply to spam email with the image of tub girl?

you gave me something else to change up from my bluewaffle replies to spam

pusha 02-08-2011 01:37 AM

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yo hustler, I heard you wear some rangz.

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anything like what I rock on the reg?

hustler 02-08-2011 07:44 AM

I don't wear guido shit like that.

NA6C-Guy 02-08-2011 07:49 AM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 687235)
Thing that really sucks over here is that dogs are target practice for some of the guys around here. We have to kill them, because they spread disease. Shitty thing is that they love to put the camera on them and watch them die in the TOC..and it's not like they die after the first shot, not with a NATO 5.56 anyway. The first time I heard a lot of "ohh! shit!" out there, like they were watching football or something. There were two dogs (looked kind of like Australian shepherds) and one was walking around and the other had just been shot and was trying to figure out what was going on. He was trying to bite his back repeatedly, like there was an itch he couldn't scratch. They got him a few seconds later.

I can look at dead Taliban all day long, all of the dead bodies and body parts strewn about from the big attack we had last year, loaded up in trucks or lined up on the ground. One guy had his head blown clean open. But seeing those dogs get shot is what gets me. They don't know what they did, you know?

That makes me sick just imagining it. Maybe I care more for animals than people or something. I wouldn't feel so bad seeing a dead druggy on the side of the road, but seeing an animal shot like that would really get to me.

NA6C-Guy 02-08-2011 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 687380)
I don't wear guido shit like that.

:bowrofl:

NA6C-Guy 02-08-2011 09:22 AM

While good in theory, Neutrogena "Mens" face wash with menthol is terrible. Every time I use it, after I get out of the shower my eyes burn for hours from the vapor/fumes coming from the fragrance left behind. Yet I spent $6 on it, so I will use it till it's gone, and thankfully that won't be much longer.

Maybe I'm just a pussy. :riaa:

Braineack 02-08-2011 09:23 AM

I cant use anything with a fragrance else my eyes bother me all day. Just use Cetaphil like a real woman like I do.

kotomile 02-08-2011 09:58 AM

I haven't showered in 29 days.

NA6C-Guy 02-08-2011 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by kotomile (Post 687408)
I haven't showered in 29 days.

First I laughed, then I realized it's probably true. I couldn't do it. We should get you a care package of water and soap.

NA6C-Guy 02-08-2011 10:03 AM



This shit cracks me up. A bit long, but it goes downhill from the get go.

"I have a cheeseburger and it tastes good" :bowrofl:

"Get your ass in the parking lot, I will beat your ass all over those french fries, boy"

mgeoffriau 02-08-2011 10:04 AM

lulz @ slow-mo takedown.

Vashthestampede 02-08-2011 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 687410)


This shit cracks me up. A bit long, but it goes downhill from the get go.

"I have a cheeseburger and it tastes good" :bowrofl:

"Get your ass in the parking lot, I will beat your ass all over those french fries, boy"

That was pathetic. I was waiting for the black guy right next to him to just knock him the fuck out. I am dissapoint.

Bond 02-08-2011 11:30 AM

Was that Jake King?

buffon01 02-08-2011 11:43 AM

Knee to the head would have made it interesting. :dunno:

rider384 02-08-2011 12:08 PM

After a year and a half of owning a Miata I have just read the fact that it's supposed to have a 12.1 gallon tank. I always thought it was a 10 gallon tank - running on what I thought was fumes (Gauge completely down to E) I would put about 9.5 gallons in it. I have never ever put in more than 9.8.

The funny thing is that when I fill up the needle sits on the "f" mark for 60 or so miles before it even begins to move.

Doppelgänger 02-08-2011 12:23 PM

Like all cars, there is a "reserve" built in to the gauge reading. This is to motive your ass to get to a gas station when you hit "E" but still have enough to get to one in case you're a little ways out. I've put 13gal in my car before....it was topped off to the filler neck :giggle:

shuiend 02-08-2011 01:01 PM

I think I hit 11.2 gallons one time in my car. I was at 330miles on the tank with a good amount of boosting. I was deathly afraid that I was going to run out of gas on the side of the road and be fucked.

Braineack 02-08-2011 01:21 PM

Yeah, I heard when you run out of gas on the side of the road, sewer people come fuck you.

pusha 02-08-2011 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 687380)
I don't wear guido shit like that.

Hater.


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 687494)
Yeah, I heard when you run out of gas on the side of the road, sewer people come fuck you.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-conten...ntouchable.jpg

Doppelgänger 02-08-2011 01:40 PM

L m a o

pusha 02-08-2011 01:44 PM

We all float down here

Braineack 02-08-2011 01:59 PM

Hey it's Pennywise!


pusha 02-08-2011 02:01 PM

Dead body (NSFW?):

YAY! Pennywise!

turotufas 02-08-2011 03:19 PM

Fuck authority silent majority! raised by the system now it's time to rise against them! sick of your treason sick of your lies! fuck no we won't listen we're gonna open your eyeeeees!

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p...ad-banging.gif

Joe Perez 02-08-2011 05:49 PM

http://img40.imagefra.me/i527/thradd..._cfc_u77ts.gif

Braineack 02-08-2011 06:57 PM

you already posted that!

Joe Perez 02-08-2011 07:21 PM

I posted the vomit one? I thought I posted the corpse-molesting one. I've got a whole arsenal of these.

Also, FM has a new kitty.

http://www.flyinmiata.com/projects/i...s/img_7613.jpg



EDIT: Dammit, you're right.

CPSmith 02-08-2011 07:30 PM


Old, but new to me

turotufas 02-08-2011 08:37 PM

CR is fun!

http://clubroadster.net/vb_forum/sho...556#post783556

pusha 02-08-2011 09:03 PM

Fuck CR. I only go on there to sell shit these days.

dustinb 02-08-2011 09:26 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 687671)

CR is for the homeless and disfigured. And yes, they're homeless because they're disfigured.

pusha 02-08-2011 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by dustinb (Post 687688)
CR is for the homeless and disfigured. And yes, they're homeless because they're disfigured.

Have you seen their RL pic thread? Holy shit.

turotufas 02-08-2011 09:38 PM

I just think its funny that I called 20 members fuck faces...

Oh and someone is going to get dropped over this. My car looks like shit! And none of it is my fault. Fuck idiot can't parallel park for shit drivers man.

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._8271729_n.jpg

Pen2_the_penguin 02-08-2011 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 687695)
I just think its funny that I called 20 members fuck faces...

Oh and someone is going to get dropped over this. My car looks like shit! And none of it is my fault. Fuck idiot can't parallel park for shit drivers man.

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._8271729_n.jpg

cool story bro...


but seriously, that sucks. I hate stupid hit and runs.

turotufas 02-08-2011 10:07 PM

I was going to throw some Plum Crazy Purple on my car. But now I realize that it would just be a waste of money.

pusha 02-08-2011 10:08 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 687708)
I was going to throw some Plum Crazy Purple on my car. But now I realize that it would just be a waste of money.

Yeah, getting your tongue pierced is an easier way to let everyone know you're a fagggot.

turotufas 02-08-2011 10:11 PM

Fuck you! That is the greatest color of all time.

With some black 9's. I just shit my self.

Bryce 02-09-2011 01:03 AM

http://www.streetfire.net/video/evo-...own_120678.htm

Pen2_the_penguin 02-09-2011 01:34 AM


Originally Posted by Bryce (Post 687760)

lolz

NA6C-Guy 02-09-2011 06:33 AM

Why is it some, or most nights I kick ass in Halo Reach, getting top scorer 75% of the time, but then some nights like tonight I just suck ass every match. Maybe it's frustration and alertness. I have been tired all day today.

pusha 02-09-2011 01:26 PM

Fuckin' geek. Get a life!

NA6C-Guy 02-09-2011 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 687888)
Fuckin' geek. Get a life!

Try harder.

Vashthestampede 02-09-2011 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 687955)
Try harder.

If Pusha was a 14 year old girl.....would you jerk it looking at his picture? :jerkit:

shuiend 02-09-2011 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 687960)
If Pusha was a 14 year old girl.....would you jerk it looking at his picture? :jerkit:

You act like he does not already jerk to pictures of Pusha.

sixshooter 02-09-2011 08:29 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 687960)
If Pusha was a 14 year old girl.....would you jerk it looking at his picture? :jerkit:

Weak.


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 687978)
You act like he does not already jerk to pictures of Pusha.

Only marginally better.


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 687970)

Best


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