Try fucking your sister, it'll bring back your mojo. Afterall, you do live in Alabama.

Stage 3 Gangsta.

I fapped to thought of your sexy calfs rubbing on my balls last night, busted the nut in 45 seconds

lol, at least you ate well that night

Precisely.

Weak, 5th "snow storm" this season. Typically we only get maybe one a year, some years none at all. At least I got home 5 hours early tonight, but tomorrow will suck double.

I fucking hate insomnia. I get a good nights sleep probably 1/5 nights of the week now. I'll be exhausted, flop down in bed but toss and turn for hours. I once went to bed (having slept 4 hours the night before) at 12 and was still up at 4. Fucking hate it.

EDIT: On a side note, where do people get the below-radio gauge mounts?

Home depot, in the bin with pieces of aluminum sheet. That, a hole saw, and some spray paint.

< Puts match in eye.

Trying to be cool. I ignored the shit out of her last week. Now she won't talk to me. :cry:

Luis, you have to be one of the dumbest mother fuckers I know (on the internet)

wtf? a lit match in your eye? if I hold one at a cigarette's length away from my face, my eyes tear up.

I got a speeding ticket 2 weeks ago, yesterday I got 9 Attorney adverts in the mail. What a racket.

I think that's what my dad does when he drives my miata.

Get regular exercise. And only sleep in bed, no watching tv, reading, etc. Humans are creatures of habit. Avoid caffeine and sugar within 4 hours of bedtime.

Fuck that...I eat like 6-7 Oreos and a 14oz glass of milk about 10 minutes before I go to sleep...mmmm...sleeping on a mostly full stomach.


To OP- Take 2 Tylenol PM..your ass will be out and you may feel a bit high..err...groggy the next day :giggle:

BTW... has anyone heard from Jared lately? Mo-fo just up and disappeared.

he got all divorced and shit and like wanted to start a new mt.net free life.

O

dat suxors.

I still need to post his dyno videos.

plus he hates you.

nah, he lubs me.

Pusha your sig is so retarded

you just can't hang

who is jared?

both the name and cum 'stache are accurate

Fuck it. Might just get turn signal intakes.

Pusher, muffler for a turn signal?

Look what my friend linked to my FB. *Careful if you love cats.

OMG so old (but still funny).

I was going to start a FS thread but I figured it would probably be a waste. I really just wanted to share this with you guys, although I doubt anyone on here is looking for one.

Got my hands on a 1986 Honda Fourtrax ATV. 1 owner and everything's original. Always stored inside and even comes with the original tool kit and manual! Has normal wear and tear from riding it, but for a vintage quad like this its really in excellent shape.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...e=STRK:MESE:IT

I'm hoping this one goes nuts. Already has 10 views and 1 watcher in a matter of minutes.

I found some straight fagggot shit for sale on eBay.

lol

I knew that's what it was going to be before I even clicked on it. Fucking dick.

My 13 year old niece makes them and sells them locally around CT. She has them in more than 10 stores now. Around Christmas time she sold over a hundred of them! My gf works for a private owned pharmacy and some famous guy bought a couple for his daughter. I forget the guys name and whether he's an actor or singer. Just at the pharmacy alone they sold over $500 worth of them.

I figured I would try them on ebay for her, but over 500 views and I've only had 1 sell to a guy in Canada.

Pusha, being that you suck dicks and like a good assfucking now and then, how many did you plan on buying? Fag.

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything less than a conflict diamond.


Rick really is a gay.

Caught my mom smoking. Just smoked 17 of her cigarettes in a row and told her I would continue to do so with everything I find.

attaboy

On another note, seriously considering an XJS and swapping in a 350. It's surprisingly cheap (~1,000 dollars for a complete, drop-in kit sans engine).

2k blown motor Jag
1k swap kit
1k misc

BANG. Ultimate class and small block reliability.

Would people think less of me if I bought a Boxster?

I'm at 200 views and 11 watchers in just a few hours on the ATV. 1 guy coming to see it in person tomorrow and another guy that wants a shipping quote to PA. I'm hoping this is a fucking hidden jewel. By far the fastest viewed auction I've ever had listed.

Depends, what year?

'05-'08. 987 Mk1.

I wouldn't. Boxsters are great, so long as you can afford one.

Get one and 'Squirt it! :D

I sincerely hope you find her 14" veiny rubber cock soon. Smoke that:giggle:

... or maybe a 996 ('98-'05 911) cabrio, as I'm finding that they're about the same price.

Dammit, I'm so confused.

it must be turbo. get a turbo.
/confusion

Have you priced 911 turbos lately?

You can get a decent-looking 911 Cabrio for about the same money as a new 4-cyl Accord. The 911 turbos start in the mid 40s and very rapidly escalate from there.

This song has been stuck in my head so like a chain letter I am going to pass it on in the hopes of getting it unstuck



That has always been one of my favorite Scorp songs. Uli and Klaus are in fine form. After being tucked away for years in the back of my mind, the soundtrack of GT5 brought it back to the forefront.

Glad that I have friends to help me out with all my swaps. BUT. I can't wait 'til I'm rich as shit and can pay others to work on my car.

I'm going to get drunk now.

I fucking hate my internet. It's never been fast, but recently it's been dropping to about 0.28Mbps. We pay for 1.5. On a good day we get about 1.1.

The worst part is that living where I do there is literally ONE high-speed internet option and ONE speed to choose from, so there's zero motivation for them to actually give a shit.

Indeed. 1st-gen 2.7l boxster, 3.2l swap, turbo'd and 'squirted.

If anyone can do it, Joe, it's you.

My phone is several times faster...

Came close to getting one 2 years ago until I realized how much oil changes cost. 10qts of Mobile1 every 3k miles would suck.

I've seen your tax return info.
Of all people here, you can afford it;)

Fuckin A! I thought I was only getting $950ish back from the feds, but they put $1357 into my account, so I guess I did some math wrong or they found something I missed. Love when they give me more than I asked for. They did the same thing a few years ago, got a few extra hundred back that what I was expecting. Now I can go pay off my TV and my small medical bills and be back above water. Sweet.

FUCK! Scales are hard to draw. You have to deal with the spacing between scales both in rows and columns, then account for the curve of the body and the perspective... that isn't perfect but it'll have to fucking do, cause I'm not doing it again. Roughage of a portion of my soon to come leg sleeve. Though I have been saying soon for the last year.

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I guess maybe I could take a coin or something and use it to retrace cleaner curves, at least the ones that are perfectly round. Most are weird curves.

I got glass block basement windows installed yesterday. I can feel the difference already. We had replacement windows installed in the rest of the house, and this was the last step.

Glass block is baller, especially when in a bathroom.

But what else is busted on an old $2k jag?

Does it morph in Gyarados?
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oh a Coy tattoo how original. Will it have sparrow friends?

and seriously, if $900 will keep you above water, why not fucking hold onto the money and save it for a rainy day?