Twitch? Lol

 

omg

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west...-police-report

 

“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.”

******* amazing.

 

I awoke to extreme drama today. I left a knife in the sink with blackberry preserves on it...my cat now has blackberry on her face, stomach, and back, lol. She also found my bag of poly suspension bushings and made toys out of them.

Does anyone want a feral cat? She's now cruising the house for additional items to destroy.

 

She destroyed poly bushings? One hell of a cat, what is it, a tiger?

 

lol I can relate... I have two boy feral kittens... I have to basically cover my entire body with sheets when I sleep. Everything is a target.

 

My parents' cat has some sort of personality disorder. She can be the sweetest kitty one second, then turn into a raging bitch. She's drawn blood from me on multiple occasions and kills EVERYTHING in the yard. She even fought off a raccoon. The bitch is crazy.

 

Better hope you don't wake up with wood.

 

This is why cats < dogs

 

She just slapped them around.
Dogs are retarded and **** on the carpet. I can leave 4-days on travel and my cat knows to **** in a box, and always did from day one. She also does math.

 

Anyone want to go troll the Prius forums? I'm gonna go in and talk about supercharging it and see what kind of responses I get.

ALSO, hustlebunny: My dog can open doors. And he once came back with a cat's head. True story. But I'll give you the **** thing.

 

My dog refuses to **** on the carpet because he knows he'll get his little fagg-ot *** whooped.

 

Oh my god, these guys are so retarded:
http://priuschat.com/forums/toyota-h...ly-slowly.html

They're just begging to be trolled

 

Pics or it didn't happen. And don't say you don't have any, because if my dog came back with a cat's head I'd hire a ******* photographer.

 

what ******* time is it... My computer says 9am, my watch says 10am and mt.net says 11am....

and time.gov won't load.. holy **** it's the end of the world.

My iPhone says 9am and it's ******* smart... so I'm going with that. Oh and it has changed to standard time... so that would make sense.

 

the time changed today....we got an extra hourz.

it's 11:35 here in ET as i post this.

 

My alarm clock auto changes on DST. When I bought it, all I had to do was plug it in, and it set itself; time, date, and timezone. I have an iPhone, too, but my alarm clock is smarter.

 

I don't have an iphone, because they're gay.

 

What ev's. The touch screen responsiveness and app database are the main reason why I bought the phone 2+ year ago.

 

I bought a Droid because it does the same things... With a keyboard.