:wavey:

thats me! :D

But it was because of me, and my idea, you fucking thief!!!

Dammit I meant to say frog legs! C'est des conneries!

I was wondering wtf that was supposed to mean. :facepalm:

This thread is just an excuse for Braineack to post more pictures of his cats.

So I emailed Jason at Enthuza just to see if he could make me a rear section with a 5x11x22" muffler...

It's become plainly obvious to me that I am a moron for not establishing an S-corp last year...

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1265007125442.gif

Ewwww,you gay ..fool!:makeout: Stick with girls:noob:
(G)

I'm 24 and just became single a few weeks ago after a 3 year stint in a relationship (with a girl of course, my miata doesn't run, therefore I'm not gay yet) that was always 1/2 of what I dreamed it would be. We were close to settling down and all that gushy love crap.

I banged a 38 year old last night.


I don't think I'll ever go that far up in the age ladder again. Not to say it wans't good, but I'm used to fit, firm tits, tight little ass to grab, and a "spunky willingness" as I like to put it.

I took this 38 year old on a date a week ago where, over dinner, she made it obvious all I had to do was "say the word" and we'd be slipping-and-a-sliding. I didn't like that much, I like the chase. Regardless, my friend who is also 24 and enjoys dating "older women" if you will, 30+ anyway, kept saying I should just do it and get it over with, experience it for what it is.

Well, exactly what it is, is this...

I'm just not willing to stoop that low again. Sure she was attractive, and it was my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9? WTF. Anyway, tits were a wreck, ass that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.


The hell of it is, I guess it's my looks or something, but I bring in the 30+ crowd with ease. Not to say I'm some mack of all macks... I go get white-boy wasted in clubs and dance like an idiot with whatever woman I first lay eyes on. Two weeks ago it was this 38 year old and now I'm thinking I need to maybe drink less while I'm out and be more selective, or just not take any more advice from my friend.

Oh, 38 year old is blowing up my phone all day wanting to have dinner tonight... I'm not willing to do that. So instead I'm going out to the same club I met her, and I'm crossing my fingers she doesn't show up and any ridiculous drama goes down.

Fuck yes.

You know there is an easy way to make the Bitch shut up. Just keeping shoving your cock down her mouth.

I just can't do the old chicks. I'm also 24, and about as old as I will go is my age, maybe plus a year or two. Why do the old ones now, you can have them later when life sucks. Enjoy the young ones now while you can, because at 38 with a 24, it's going to look much worse on your part. That's why I aim low on the spectrum of legal, while I'm still decently young. Only young once, like they say. Enjoy being young and doing young.

I just found out that a town less than 50 miles from me is still stuck in the 1950's. White people can't buy beer on Sundays but black people can. Why? That's so the youth don't party together over the weekend.

Bandwidth throttling sucks:

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Set up hidden cam in room and post video???

This:
Makes this:
a worthwhile experience.

You need to keep at it, young man. You will be learning very valuable techniques that will take you far in life.

Well, I go for another part of the interview process with UPS today. I had step 1 on Friday and passed. They pulled a real ninja-move to eliminate several candidates within 5 minutes of being there. So when I got to the location, there were like 20 other people there...which I didn't expect. This dude hands me a clipboard and asks me to "sign in"....which entails me giving my name, city of residence, time in, if I am a student, and my reason for visiting. So we all get marched in and sat ina conference room. Dudeman starts going on about disposable income, benefits and other things about the job. Then he pulls out that clipboard and calls out several names and asks these people why they didn't apply for a position at the UPS places closer to their homes and that he'd be in touch with the recruiters at the other locations. Right then, he calls about 8 names and tells them they can all leave. See, his reasoning is that the further away someone is from, the more likely it is that their employment there will not last. Some of these people were from 25+miles away. Luckily I'm barely 8 miles away from door to parking lot. He eventually he talked to me, asked some questions about my current job and hours and why I want to work there. Upon answering him, I was told to come back today....sweet. I wouldn't mind the extra money, but it's the benfits I am after. After 1-year of working there, I can receive benefits...and they're full paid by UPS....meaning I can drop my *ishtty "benefits" I get right now....and after a year, I get vacation time....and I won't have to start going to the gym to get back in shape. Talking about covering multiple areas with one job.

And maybe you can hook up discounts on shipping shit asswell.

I'm addicted to scrabble on my Iphone.
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i wanted to make a thread like this a long time ago. there is one on MX5atlanta but i was scared i would get banned or somthing.....we both take credit for it ;)

I don't think so motherfucker. I don't share credit.

I dunno, maybe I can split it 60% me, and 40% you for being the bit... I mean doing the legwork.

:loser: :giggle:

The guy on the domino's commercial that spells his name Tames but pronounces it Thomas is a douche nozzle.

I noticed that the other day too. What a fag.

I fucking hate nickleback.

And whoever sings that annoying ass "what do you want from me" song.

That is all

This could be its own thread.

Nickelback makes me violent. Especially if I cannot make an escape or turn it off. Are they even big anymore? For a while there, they were the new Creed (also fucking hated them) and EVERYWHERE you looked/listened, there they were. Can't say I have heard much about them lately. Thank god.

All I know is that I'm stuck at work, and the stupid song about how he's such an awesome party animal is on 4-5 times a day..
Same with that other stupid ass song.
I don't see how they keep getting money to continue making records.. worst band ever

let's say....

another forum member writes you a very retarded PM. do you share it so all can laugh at it? or just forget about it, 'cause it was meant for you only?

Random h.s. football quotes
 

Coach Bauer:

"Quit hitting each other in the nuts, you ******s!"

Coach Gotay:

"Shut up! Hit the floor. Move!"

Coach Moore:

"You think you're hot shit (insert full name) ?"

BoostedR knows what I'm talking about. Those were the days. :bowrofl:

:fawk:

sooo, i post a copy/paste of the retarded PM. but omit who wrote it. when the author reads it.... profit.

"Dude you need to cool you jets!!! When I started here I asked a lot of stupid questions, and for it people stop answering. So I'm trying to come back up. I didn't mean to afend you, but just so you know people around here don't like a know it all, and don't like people jumping in and starting to teach others when your new. So just kick back and learn for a while. I mean none of us that run the upper PSI's with the top builds on the treads use anything that you are talking about. I myself was running 14PSI, and now bumping to 20 PSI on full built internals. That being said I might know a thing or two about turbo's or miata in general. Cool off!!"

FTW

That's why I love MT.Net, the personal commitment to customer service.:giggle: Looks like someone is reliving their own flaming vicariously through you. I wonder who it is? Hmmm?

:bowrofl: Makes me wonder where I fit in! Is there a circle where juniors try to break free from their noobish bonds?

That's half the reason I did it.

I forgot the other half, because I've been too preoccupied daydreaming about the nightmare that was that night.

The best/worst part is I was drunk and my stuff was like cockrete but all sensitivity was gone?? I pretty much threw down the gauntlet on that ass, and I know she's hurtin for more. Her neighbors below were banging on their ceiling and we could hear muffled screaming of "STOP FUCKIN GOD DAMNIT!!!" at 3:30am. Glad I don't live there.

In the end, I didn't learn a thing really. I regret it honestly... especially now that she's blowing my phone up [still] trying to cook me dinner and give me a night of "relaxation." I want to text her and just be like, "Hey, it's cool if we hang out occasionally but I'm not looking for anything serious." I surely didn't give off that vibe at all through any of this. I'm in no way wanting to move back into another relationship.


...Last night I went and had mexican food and margarita's at this hole in the wall [incredible] little place that not many people know about. An ex from 6 years ago was nice enough to go out with me. 5'3" 120lbs. Two margaritas we were more than feeling loose and so I invite her back to my place because she hadn't seen it (I just bought the place last summer). I pop the top on a few Coors Light's and we talk about life and how funny things work out.

Next thing I know we're in bed. But there's a problem here too. The tits, again.


I think I was spoiled w/ the ex. Not this ex, my most recent ex. She is a 34D and they look fake in every single aspect, but they're genuine and I equate them to "the best tits on earth" for that matter.

I'm not sure I miss her, but I'm not sure I've accepted this yet.

I should stop being a whore and focus on the problem rather than avoid dealing with it and deny that I'm upset.

I don't wanna. :facepalm:

Second night at my new apartment in Texas. Great weather today. Played some forza, twas fun. Still don't understand how my stock Focus RS raped a R34 on the downhill but okay.

Somehow my Chevy truck with 191k on it made it from NY to TX stopping in Chicago, all while towing 1000lbs + my miata. When did American cars start taking a shit... I mean seriously this truck is a champ.

John,

I hope I'm the first to tell you this, if not, I hope I'm not the last...

There will be a day to come, when you will regret ever turning down a piece of ass. Getting strange will not be so easy, and you will regret not taking someone up on an offer of a "relaxing evening". If you are a man whore, as it appears you are, loosen up. When it gets served up, take it. You don't have to grab her ass while she's blowing you.

I can't imagine there is any pain assosiated with receiving a text or 20 that is asking you to come over and spooge in her mouth. If you don't, when your 60 years old, you'll be thinking " why didn't i get all the pussy i could, when i could "

just one mans take on it...

Rocky

I appreciate the sincerity here.

I'm sure you're legit, and 100% correct. Honestly, I don't doubt it. I just think logically I might regret not taking her up on these offers, but at the same time, I have a voice in the back of my head going, "dude, it won't kill you to just say no, stay home and get some extra sleep, ride the bike, play with the cars, or mack on the girls your age."

All good options if you ask me.

I just don't want to be emotionally sought after, and end up regretting NOT cutting the cord sooner rather than later and hurting her. If it's all just play, I'll play... exclusively even. I just left that 3 year monogamous deal, so I'm just looking to have fun and be myself for a while. I'm not a man whore. I'm just "sewing my wild oats" so to speak.

I haven't been single in 10+ years. Yeah, dating girls one after another since I was 14.

I'd write more but this is the Ramble on thread, and as I try to type this my bro is rambling on in my ear telling about how bad his life sucks. I can't focus.

Awesome.

WTF? Interview process at UPS?
Manager: Hey take this package and slam it into the wall as hard as you can, now run it over with your truck. Now turn your head as all the night shift employees do heroin in the parking lot.

Congrats, you got the job!

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Kitty just got done drilling some holes for me. He looks pooped.

Thanks kitty!!

It is almost that easy. I got in for another interview tomorrow. Yesterday we just walked though the facility. That is one busy fucking place with shit going everywhere. I am ready for it though...nice hard manual labor for my lazy ass. Since I'm too lazy to go lift weights/work out on my own, this will be good for me... 2.5-4 hours a day 5 days a week, average package weight is 40lb.

probably becuase it took him a REALLY long time to drill holes using a sanding bit.

Get as much as you can while you can, someday you will be married and involuntarily practicing abstinence.
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Don't assume that she wants you emotionally. She MAY just want the manhammer. You should ask and get everything out on the table. Then you can go ahead and have fun when/if you get greenlighted. For realz, from an older guy, you need to do this.

I will allow you to PM me pics of said tits/ass for independent perspective.

Dopple- a buddy of mine has spent his entire working career at UPS ultimately getting a delivery/driver position. He said as far as jobs go, it's a good one for the following reasons- great benefits (including retirement), good pay, he doesn't have to work in an office, for the most part doesn't have to deal directly with customers and he likes driving around. Yes it IS hard work but worth the return. He also mentioned that there was an avenue for him to work his way up, which not all jobs have, even if/when they claim you can.

:laugh:

Project- I'm pretty sure she wants to capture your DNA and trap you into marriage with your love child. Once women get old (like over 30) that's mostly all they can think about. Their favorite line is, "Don't worry, I'm on the pill."

it took forever and a day to find my sig quote. i'm rather proud of it.

Hi Scott,
Corky confirmed you as a friend on Facebook.

Wow, -__-

I hate charging things. Batteries suck.

While exiting Vons this evening, I happened to notice something in the rack of free "apartment guide / cars-for-sale / minimum-wage jobs available" magazines. AutoTrader Latino: ¡Tu mejor decisión espera!

Presumably, this is the place to go if you're looking for a lowrider Malibu with gold wheels, or a clapped-out 4x4 with a homebrew lift kit.

http://images.autotraderlatino.com/i.../main/logo.jpg

Don't forget the ragged out Civic with wing, and lots of stickers.

Wing = 10hp per inch
Stickers = 5hp each
And Civics with vtachk already have over 9,000hp, so they're race cars.

JDM math proves it.

You're just a little off. JDM math actually says VTEC is 5252*1.5, so 7878hp.

My job is so fucking unbelievable.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completuety useless. The girl is constantly teasing her hair or putting on makeup or practicing that eye-flutter thing. She is self-centered as hell; the idea that somebody other than herself might have wants or needs has never even begun to occur to her. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe unassisted.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. l’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her ’womarly' parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. Still and all, useful to have around.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. He is baked before he comes to work, during work, and l'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings his enormous fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at that huge Great Dane walking around half-stoned from second-hand smoke. Sometimes I think the damn thing is even trying to talk, what with the constant bellowing. And both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger Kimg, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

So you wear a ******y orange ascot?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! I can say fuck, but not ******? Fuck you bunch of over sensitive bastards with a fear of vagina.

Holy shit that was great. aaahahaha!

And I came here to say that Lost is ghey as hell, now I remember why I stopped watching years ago.

Edit: Not being able to say ******s is also ghey.

Scooby Doo, where are you?

http://www.theoriginof.com/images/sc...scooby_doo.jpg

I just had to sit through an hour of Glee, I'm not happy.
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I'd bang Velma.