That chart is like an economic porno. Ireland and Greece are snowballing, Portugal and Spain are having a pos/pos get together, and France is sort of directing the action with a whip and a tickler. Italy is in bondage in the background.

Saw the pentagram, didn't know if it was lol worthy or not.

This! is funny


http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=438409 GIFSoup

That's how I was. I failed a test and every other quiz. Still got a B somehow. :D

You're a filthy whore.

I'm so going to hell:bowrofl::laugh::bowrofl::laugh::bowrofl::laug h:

I love eating breakfast for dinner. omelette potatoes and beer. Yum.

Hell doesnt exist, and she was faking that shit

now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out, now walk it out,

I found one with Hustler in it

http://www.gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=439120 GIFSoup

Hell does exist. It's here on earth. All that matters is how you deal with it that make it painfull.

Have a great day,
Jared

Is it just me, or is this video absolute torture? I can smell that clutch from here. A woman, driving one of my favorite cars ever (poorly). I can't watch the video without my face looking like I shit myself.

There is a hell. Have you ever been to Farmington NM?

That made me cry a little.. the eb110 is my all time favorite car...

She wanted me to come over for dinner tonight, and I planned to... then she made the remark that she was glad she didn't have to make a desert since I was coming. I just can't do it any longer. Too forward. It turns me off.


On the topic of other potential situations:

Girls now days don't have heart enough to just say "I'm not interested" or "you're not my type" instead, they text you for 3 or 4 days (after you get their digits face to face) like they're in love with you then when you call them out like "Hey, lets have dinner tomorrow night," they're all "okay, sounds great! :)" Then it's the next day and you text them and they just..... don't reply. Then 3 or 4 days go by and you toss another random text out there and you still get no reply. WTF. If the conversation went smooth I'm really at a loss here trying to figure out the problem? I even went and stayed the night with one girl, and everything we good. I drove 80 miles to party with her and her roommates and I was the life of the party, everyone liked me a lot. I was pretty serious about that girl too. I mentioned that "I'm the nice guy that finishes last" and she said, "You're not gonna finish last with me, baby." After I drove home we text through the week and when I asked her to drive up and hang out with my friends and I (and bring some girl friends if she wanted) she just didn't reply and hasn't since. How lame is that shit? I like the chase but just not responding doesn't leave me much to chase. Fuck it. Next.


I've had my Ninja 250 out on the road 5 different times now. At 6'1" 200lbs it's not a bad bike at all. I've put 418 miles on it in those 5 days. I went everywhere, but got no where. It was awesome, but a bit boring out there alone. I even topped it out. 109mph at 14,000 rpm. Now that's a fun noise.

I've found that honking at farm animals makes me laugh, but honking at fine ass girls jogging in neighborhoods makes me daydream about the "what if this girl runs up while I'm at this stop sign and we get to talkin..." then I'm like "wait, I never actually stop at these things, damnit!"

I love grooveshark.com

Good stuff starts at about 1:30 or so. Amazing what this bird can mimic. Some of it is almost unbelievable, even after hearing it so many times. Came across it again and had to share. Chainsaw is crazy. Like a damn digital recorder. Second one is much better.



Goddamn construction site bird. If I didn't know I would say I was listening to construction site noises.



I wish I had one. Get the bitches with this party favorite.

This is definitely one of the sexiest things I've ever seen.

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I keep coming across this picture on my desktop, and I have been laughing at it for more than a week now and I still giggle a bit every time I see it.

So I came upon a R8 last night. I was able to taunt him to take off...yummy. Well I kinda worked my way up to get next to him with no one in front of us and taunted him a bit more and we took off. Yeah it wwas like top of 2nd to the top of 3rd gear go...but he didn't pull on me. They only put down like 335-340 awhp...which at low speed the awd isn't helping with acceleration. I'm sure on the highway it'd start pulling like a freight train over 100mph.

http://www.automobilemag.com/feature.../photo_04.html

So we both turn onto another road and he takes off, I take off and then a 996 991 turbo destroyed both of us :rofl: The R8 was driven by Capitan Douchburger von Eetsdeek but the 911 driver was all about thumbs up and having fun...and I hope to run into him again (seen him a few times around here). He license plate was 'OMG WTF'...car was artic silver with lime green wheels and a loud ass exhaust.

well, todays the big day. going camping on the Ocoee River. i got my bottle of Seagrams 7 and my 2ltr diet Mt. Dew so i'm all set. there will be six of us, 3 couples. but the guys; my buds, well they like to moon people and give nutt shots and one of them, if you try to get smart and show your nuttsack, he'll thump it, or pull your hair. he's straight, and so is Bob, but i get weirded out by all this. so i sit there and laugh, and have a good time. so, am i a gayfer if i dont leave. i dont wanna leave- we're all friends. i dont show my nutts or ass, and this activity doesnt seem off-putting to anyones 'ole lady, but i have been an ironworker for 20 years, and NONE of my old raising gang partners would stand 1 second for this grab ass bullshit. i seem to be glad my friends are having fun. this sound like a fun night of camping or just weird?

Bingo. Its fucking lame. I realize I am not a rich-genius-olympic-athlete-porn star-comedian over here and that I am not 100% irresistable. If you're not into me, say so. I'm 28 years old, I can handle it. Jesus. Are there so many emo-loser guys out there now that girls cant just be honest for fear of causing suicide or something? Bleh.

Mmmmmm saw these the other day...

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Yeah, that guy. He needs to eat some red meat or move to France or something.

Maybe Greece where he can riot against the Gov't that gave them a comfortable life of handouts...

I made my last payment on my debt this morning, I'm officially debt free after 6 years of working to get rid of it. Maybe I did it wrong though, Obama was supposed to bail me out of that right?

I thought Obama bought you that black nb....

Ocoee is a beautiful place. It nearly killed me last year though, so I'm still sort of mad at it and won't be back for a while. Nearly drowned on a rafting trip.

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Super win

Why do celebrities feel they have to give their opinion on everything? I guess it doesn't help that some people actually can't think for themselves and actually give a shit what their favorite celebrities say. I get so fucking tired of hearing celebrities run their mouthes on everything like they are professionals or know more than the actual professionals of the field. Like this oil spill thing going on. I'm so damn sick of seeing them on news channels spewing bullshit, shut up, no one cares what you think, or they shouldn't anyway. You are doing what you do because you either act, sing, or do something entertaining, you aren't an environmental professional. Do your job and shut the fuck up.

This is why I don't watch TV. I don't even have my TV hooked up to TV. It's connected to my xBox and a media computer. I don't read news online either. Or check out what the celebs are doing in their off time. If I read any news, it's from a news paper. I figure if shit that is super important starts going on enough people will talk about it in my real life and alert me so I can go research it.

Only reason I keep cable is for the "educational" shows, which even these days suck. I typically watch PBS for their commercial free educational shows about space and history. About the only thing worth watching these days. Every now and then Discovery, History or National Geographic will have something worth watching on. I just don't understand people that waste their time watching reality bullshit, or any other show on TV. If you're going to sit on your ass, at least learn a little something and use your brain.

"Stop listening to celebrities. They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is."

-dave

There's more to it, something about ja rule commenting on 911, but i can't find it. Funny and true.

LOL, thats my favorite. "OMG, where's Ja? I need him to make sense of all of this." :bowrofl: Love Chappelle. Who gives a fuck what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this. I'm scared, and he might not have the kind of answers I'm looking for.

I guess everybody has their favorite LOL. Something that just cracks you up every time, no matter how many times you've seen it before.

This is one of mine.

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One of mine.

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So has anyone gone to see Irom Man 2? What do you think?

Have a great day,
Jared

I also don't watch TV. Actually have not even had it for 6 years. Only time I watch it is when I am at my parents house and I am bored and don't want to go out. I too can care less about all the celebs and their opinions and what they think I should care about. I really think that is what has gotten this whole "BE GREEN" movement going so out of hand. I don't trust anyone who is sooone sidded. On either side of the spectrom. They all scare me. I am more afraid of them then the damn terroists. Hell our government should be fighting them as well.

Have a great day,
Jared

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My top three DD's. Some day I'll have money for one.

......Lexus ISF
......Jeep SRT8
......Cadillac CTS-V

:bowdown: V8 power!

You guys are funny.
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I fucking hate Jeeps. 99/100 of Jeep owners are total dickhole douchebags who think their stupid fucking car makes them 100x better.

That is all.

The Racial Slur Database.

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lol


Oh, and I've found a new favorite "everyday beer" which is Coors Light.

The other night a guy in a Jeep Cherokee tried me. He had no doors and his exhaust was routed up the side of the car to the roof and out. That thing was loud as hell. So I agree with you on the dickhole douche part.

Awesome, Coors kicks ass. I prefer Extra Gold.

I get pretty annoyed when Im trying to give people money, and they cant be bothered to respond to their for sale threads. Is it just me or what?

You might be interested in:

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I killed a water moccasin tonight, chopped his head off and sliced him up and caught 2 catfish with it, win

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After years I decided to find out why people rep this symbol. Its fuckin stupid.

http://www.speedstar-racing.com/stor...soshinoya1.gif

I was just bored and trying to figure out how to spell Habib (thought it was "habiib") when I found that site. I'm not a hater... though I can't deny how funny some shit on that site is. :laugh:




34 year old w/ 2 kids last night... ready go:

I'm on the dance floor, crunk as hell and I see this bachelorette party stroll in. I walk over and examine the situation and WTF, an ex is a bride's maid... okay, this'll be fun. I talk to her for a minute and she's all "I've got a b/f, I can't dance with you.." Yeah, bullshit you can't! I pulled her out on the floor and her friends followed. We're dancing for a few minutes and she pawns me off on her friend, who happened to be 10 years older than me. :giggle: EVERY FUCKIN WEEK!!! Anyway, 34, 2 kids, blonde with the sexiest smile. I shake her hand and ask her name, "Lisa" she yells to me, so I'm like, "no no, you gotta scream MY name... it's John" :bowrofl: then I kiss her hand and she was caught up, didn't know what to do/say but smile and stare at me. hahahaha I wish I knew where this shit came from. Thank you Mr. Jack Daniels.

Later, after her making several attempts to kiss me and pulling away as to tease me, I end up biting her neck and losing one of her ear rings. Jesus, I've never felt like more of a fucking rookie when that happened. :facepalm:

So I did what I NEVER do... I bought her a drink to make up for it. Bullshit. I hate buying girls drinks. It's not that I'm cheap, I just think it's a crutch/cheap way to get in. She ends up getting shitfaced drunk and losing her friends. She's unfamiliar w/ the bar/area so I'm babysitting her and she can't stop saying, "I'm 10 years older than you..." So, in an effort to test my limits I said, "What's it matter? You're going through a divorce and have two kids, I'm single and live alone. You're not looking to get married tomorrow and I'm not either, it is what it is..." After hearing that she gives me the digits. We find a friend of hers and the night ends at 2:30 with us going our seperate ways, which is fine.



Now fellas, I'm sure TX has the car scene, and FL has the beaches, but Cincy has some of the most deprived women on earth I'd venture to say. IDK if it's the men around here or what but every time my friend and I go to a club we are sandwiched between dozens of booty shakin women, living it up. Most "nicer" bars are like 60% women too. 10% douchebags, 20% guys with potential, and I think my friend and I make up the final 10%... we hit the floor and end up dancing with everyone, big girls, black girls, asians, white girls, old women, it's hilarious. We just don't give a shit.

If any of you are ever in town and want to play the game, please hit me up. MT.net party in Cincy. Bring it!


Cliffs:
Hit the club last night.
Been trying to avoid attracting older women and find some girls my age.
Last night this blonde was 10 years older, better luck next week.
She got sloppy drunk, but we had fun.
Made a rookie mistake. Made up for it.
I'm crazy but don't give a shit. lol

EDIT: I love this thread, though all of you have only seen my whorish contribution. Sorry.

The camping trip was one to remember....

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We settled on a branch off the Ocoee River. Nice spot; with a place to climb right across from it. I don't do drunk night climbing, but Bob does. He got up about 100' and enjoyed a cig as he belittled and ridiculed the "girls" down at camp. Matt tried to go up but fell from about 8' then, in a way only Matt can do, he jumps up and tries to run at full clip across the "log bridge" slips and falls in the water. Now, not only does he have a RASPBERRY down his side, from the fall when he was inpersonating a climber, but he also has a black eye from hitting it on the log. It was easy to guage how cold the water was, because Matt turned into Carl Lewis...

I passed out around 10:30pm (i started to early) and awoke at midnight to shotgun fire. Apparently, Bob saw a mosquito. There were no signs of campers for miles, we were about 13 miles into the woods off of highway 64 at the TVA #2 generator.

Matt showed his ass numerous times, as did Bob. They were respectful when in the presence of the girls, so nuttshots and 'taint shots were suprises peeking out from behind the truck, or camper, when the girls were busy elsewhere.

We all got drunk, except for Britta and Jennifer; and only two gunshots were fired all night(Bob is a redneck from the everglades-thats his excuse). No one got severely hurt- well I did get a stone bruise through my flip flop, on my heel.

All in all, we had a good time. BTW we are quiet and respectful in the company of other campers, this time though, we had the woods to ourselves.

Simplicity in an interior is key for that sexy look! I would kill to have an interior that simple and nice.

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I am beat. Spent all day Sat. i nthe fun at Formula-D. Didn't watch much...well, watched it hoping the NOS 350Z would eat the wall...but didn't "get into" the action. mor less talked to the 14 billion people that I knew up there.

I skimmed $20 off some beaner that night. A friend an I stopped by a spot that is know to have people meet up thinking that a bunch of people from F-D would show up. Well, we are standing there and this old ass accord full of "immigrants" pulls up and parks a couple of rows over. A few minutes later I see this frisbee coming across the lot and heading straight toward our cars (he has an Evo RS) and before I could even do anything the damn thing slams into his driver's side mirror, bounces off and makes a b-line for my car, hits it and rolls down the parking lot. Mind you this thing was coming from about 50ft away and about 30ft in the air...it had some serious speed. So I start looking at the side of my car when this little fucken slickback comes over and starts looking for his frisbee....completely ignoring the fact that it hit our cars....so I remind him and he starts repeating "I'm sorry...I am ver sorry. The wind caught it and I didn't think that would happen" with a heavy Spanish accent. Right then I point out that it had put a dent in my car and showed it to the kid and within 5 seconds my friend points out the fact that he knows a PDR guy wou can work on it for about $30. So I look at the kid and ask him for $40...$30 for the work and $10 for being a pain in my ass. Well the little fuckstick said "I only have like twenty bucks", so I ask him if his friends will spot him another $20 to which he replied "well I just paid my friend $10 that I owed him and I don't think he will loan me money", So I tell him to folk over the $20. I hate lying fucks.....hate them. This Mexicant opens his wallet and pulls out this folded up $20 bill....from between no less than a WAD of cash. So I snatch it from him and tell him to GTFO of my face before I call the police for vandalism/destruction of private property. He leaves. Right then I look at my friend and tell him "yeah, that dent has been on the car for awhile, I just wanted to fuck with him for being a dumbass".

First day of work at mah new jarb. Got a few things to do first. But I'll make it in at some point.

I was supposed to go to the Formula d. That was before my friends got VIP tickets from their employers. My other friends already made plans. FUCK. Everyone I know pretty much got robbed so I'm glad I didn't go.

Edit: I know a kid that wore a home depot vest/backpack and got a media pass. He got good footage and shit.

Downloading UFC 113 as we speak. :)

LOL Kimbo is gone from UFC. Poor dude, he tried real hard to fit in but in the end, the dude should be boxing

The more Kimbo fights the worse he does. The fight against Matt was pathetic. I'm glad he got rocked and gave up like a puss at the end.

I just watched the Sam Stout fight, I was really surprised he lost.

The Koscheck fight just started. I don't really like the guy, but I'm hoping he takes the win.

George St. Pierre is going to squash Cock-check

lmao

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