Grab gun
Load chamber
Point down
Shoot foot

I say go for it L.A., show everyone how much better off we'd be without you :rofl:

Holy shit! hustler visited my public profile. I can now die a happy man(hopefully while masturbating with a belt around my neck while watching Gladiator).

Smaudi!


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All that CRAB crap and still they are obviously not getting enough clean, fresh air all the way up their asses to think clearly.

That sentence makes sense on so many levels.

ok. This is weird. Post count on this thread shows 485 currently. However, I can only read to post 451. Additionally, it allows me to view to page 8, but shows a page 9 is available.

must be a secret...

Ya this thread is fubared

or a certain cuban is on mute?

So WTF. I open this thread to check the latest *ish going down and I get stuck on page 23....clicking on 24 or 25 results in page 23 being refreshed.

[caps]Yea i demand an answer!![\caps]

Are you eluding to why this is happenings!?! Holy shit!

Wait, is that whats going on. I sent you PM about this shit. :crx:

So did some redneck asshole with a cutting torch:

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/966...lhalfacare.jpg

Random Guy
 

I hate hate hate SPEED channel. I just ripped through my program guide up to Sunday night. NASCAR NASCAR NASCAR. What the F dude, over 48 hours of straight NASCAR. :vash:

All their other shows suck ass too. Road racing and F1 might be less than 1 percent of their content. Show me Le Mans or Daytona for a few hours then take a NASCAR break. Show me some old ass world challenge condensed into 15 minute races. Windtunnel can suck my dick too. Now I remember why I stopped watching SPEED so long ago.

SPEED, va chier!

I wonder what the rear impact crash rating is for that.... :giggle:

FRT loves the rear impact.

:dancegay:

I cant find the new mountain dews anywhere.

Random Guy
 

Megasquirting a ford edis is hard. Truth.

I need your input....

Yesterday was my boss' last day before he starts with another company. He landed a great job with CocaCola.

The store manager has indicated to me that he wants me to accept a promotion and take the newly opened position.

Without a formal offer, negotiations, or anything... I got a $1.00 an hour raise yesterday. Out of the blue. Like.... Oh yeah here's a dollar more an hour because we think you deserve it. My position remains the same as of now.

The job I'm about to be offered is normally paid $2.00/hr more than I was making.

Am I about to receive an offer I can't refuse, without the "lube"? Or foreplay?

I now make 33% more than I did when I started with this company, last Nov. 1, 2009. I think the brakes are gonna get put on any more raises, but I'll have to accept the new job and more responsibility, ect...

I hate working. I need to be a kept man.

that sucks, they are everywhere here!

What stores are they in? Ive look at Food Lion, Kroger, and Super Walmart.

Why the hell is it that when somebody on a procedural drama TV show (House, CSI, etc) is running some super-important test in the lab, they have to wait for a sheet of paper to be spit out of an inkjet printer to learn the results of the analysis? Can't the data just be displayed on the monitor? This would save a great deal of time (and consumables.)

Suspense for the audience?

The suspense adds to the results.

'Said the ineffective drama writer who struggles to fill 43 mins with quality tv.

(building suspense)

























Not you personally, but Im sure more than one writer used a slow dot matrix 'cause he had a block.

And that's another thing that pisses me off. Doesn't happen much anymore, but how often have we heard some dipshit foley editor lay down a few seconds of a tractor-feed dot matrix before someone grabs a sheet of paper out of an inkjet / laser / thermal printer?

:vash:

God has a warped sense of humor
 

Do you know of any animal that does NOT have their sex organs adjacent to a means of waste removal?


I am sure that evolution would not have done THAT on its own.

Married human males.

ha.

So yesterday I went out to this spot we have to do a little drifto-action. Took some spare wheels I had in the garage. Was out there for like 5 hours without a problem. While the kids in their busted-ass 240s were dying of electrical, overheating and lack of bringing spare tires....I was making runs and killing it...and never had to worry about anything. I eventually found out that with just over 1/4 tank of gas, a 3rd gear slide across the lot would generate enough g's to pull fuel away from the pump lol
I also drove a friends LS3 240 and what a different beast that is. The steering ratio is lower which took some getting used to over the lightning fast Miata steering.

Fun day of getting to dick around and not worry....and after running up in the mountains a couple nights before utilizing copious amounts of grip.

I like the use of the word copious.

I <3 3rd gear slides

I broke a tooth over the weekend :owned:

Were you trying to headbutt your car into behaving?

Nah, Im a goalkeeper. I made a sick save going to the back post and smashed my face into the pole :D Yay me

Oh i think I need a new engine too ;giggle:

Please, PLEASE tell me a video exists.

That sucks.

No I wish, that shit was epic!!! I still have a piece of my tooth in my bag

What ever happened to these guys?

I am done working for the day. Feet up now.
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They faded away with all the other gay boy groups.
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I'll take you up on that.

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...2/DSC01420.JPG

Scrabble ^^?
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sure/.

Thank god! I've been like 3 or 4 days without internet, and seeing as internet is 90% of my at home entertainment, and link to the rest of the world, I have been freaking out.

Another reason to hate my car. I completely forgot about the electrical issues I was having about a year ago, until today the damn fuse for the gauges, blinkers and whatever else is on that circuit started blowing again. Fortunately after about 15 fuses last time, I bought a circuit breaker fuse and it will kick off and back on by itself after a few seconds. I couldn't track it down last time, and I forgot about it and thought it had fixed itself until today. It cuts at random, no clue as to what triggers it. I also noticed today that what I thought was unbalanced tired was actually probably transmission related. I noticed the vibration goes away when I cruise with neutral throttle (not maintaining speed, but slowing slightly) and comes back with positive throttle application. Never noticed it before today. So maybe my trans is about to grenade. I'm still going to drop thousands into the car with hopes I can fix these issues later, even against my better judgement. Trans isn't a big issue, it's the electrical that is stressing me out, along with whatever else is going to show itself soon. It always seems to happen all at once, when I can afford it least. Fuck this car! But I still love it somehow.

10 hours of sleep.. wow.

I slept 12 hrs on saturday, wife and dogs were out of town.

Double-you-tee-eff over?!

The advert girl has changed sometimes its the super hottie we know and love, but they have a new not quite as hot hottie sometimes too. Bullshit.

I was bored so I drove around a bit.

http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/4...1005241820.jpg

Which one are we talking about. So many commercials, I lose track. I've been fond of the chick on the Smokey commercial where she says "Yeah, but the fire's not out yet". When she changes back from new super creepy CG Smokey which I hate, her tits for some reason are magnets to my eyes. Not huge or anything, just shapely in that white shirt.

:jerkit: :giggle:

THANK GOD! I figured out my meter fuse issue, which was actually far too easy. Last summer I had my dash ripped out and wiring harnesses split open looking for something super difficult. I just learned of the O2 sensor being on that circuit, and looked there. Sure enough, my O2 harness is rubbing on the lower part of the header and has melted through the jacket. I unplugged the sensor, and no problem now. At least I have it tracked down, a new sensor shouldn't be much. Seems like I bought a universal Bosch last time and was only like $40. I was expecting the issue to be in lighting harnesses, radio wiring or something more difficult to trace. No idea how I missed this last year when I was looking into it.

I just sent my wife an email that said:

"Guess what I'm holding? I'll give you a hint, it's in a box, and its you're anniversary gift"

She replied:
"Gross, it better not be your dick"


DAMN YOU JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
:laugh:

:bowrofl: Damn! Your wife should be a comedian. Funny shit.

I finally found one of the mountain dews!!!!! Two left...

My RS-3s just arrived today. After a month of waiting, they arrive two days too late for the last time attack at ASR. No biggie, I still won my class on my worn RS-2s. :bigtu:

I has ordered pistons from emilio today.

I just started down pouring...............and my windows were open :facepalm:
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I feel sorry for you that your wife thinks your dick is gross.

Cankles!

I'm thinking about buying a wrecked 2000 NB for $800. Insurance doesn't know about it so the title should be straight. It needs a front bumper and passenger side front fender and a lower control arm. Only shitty thing is the dumbass had no passengers and didn't lock the airbag. I'm posting pictures later, tell me what yall think!