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shuiend 06-11-2010 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 587036)


I have no idea if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it. This is epic.

+WIN

I seriously have watched that like 3 times and I am still laughing.

pusha 06-11-2010 07:18 PM

I hate when people I haven't spoken to in YEARS add me on Facebook.

Really Steve? Really? The last time I spoke to you, you were blacked out, wearing only a Nitti Beatz t-shirt and screaming about how much you hate your parents. I didn't give a shit then and I sure as shit don't give a fuck now.

The kid has re-added me three times and I've declined every time. I got this msg from him this afternoon:


yo bro, i dunno wut ur prob is but i wanna c wassup witchu!!!!!!!
So, I ask you, the MT.net community, do I accept the impending invitation?

Sparetire 06-11-2010 07:27 PM

No.

rider384 06-11-2010 07:48 PM

If you don't deny them, they can't add you again. I have 17 friend requests right now.

buffon01 06-11-2010 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 587309)
I hate when people I haven't spoken to in YEARS add me on Facebook.

Really Steve? Really? The last time I spoke to you, you were blacked out, wearing only a Nitti Beatz t-shirt and screaming about how much you hate your parents. I didn't give a shit then and I sure as shit don't give a fuck now.

The kid has re-added me three times and I've declined every time. I got this msg from him this afternoon:



So, I ask you, the MT.net community, do I accept the impending invitation?

DO IT. Take some ky with you ;) :ky:

Joe Perez 06-11-2010 08:25 PM

Top Gear returns June 27.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/14...050794.jpg?v=0

Bond 06-11-2010 08:48 PM

yay Joe

chicksdigmiatas 06-11-2010 10:50 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 587330)

Post 666??? That dog is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL.

pusha 06-12-2010 11:16 PM

sup

rider384 06-12-2010 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 587749)
sup

Ur mum :magna:

turotufas 06-13-2010 01:31 AM

Miami baseball for the loss. Go Gators! CWS.

leatherface24 06-14-2010 11:51 AM

I cant wait to get old

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...1733654694.jpg

WonTon 06-14-2010 11:55 AM

dude, thats just wrong....

Bryce 06-14-2010 12:03 PM

Just got back from Orlando. We had passes from a friend's company. Turns out they were 1 day hopper passes. I went to all 4 disney world parks in 1 day. Having never been there, it was AWESOME. They had the soft opening of the Harry Potter park while I was there too. Sadly I wasn't aware of that.

turotufas 06-14-2010 02:29 PM

I've been to disney like 30 times at least. Using the fast pass between parks is fun.

Never been to universal studios. I'll be going for harry potter though.

mgeoffriau 06-14-2010 02:38 PM

Harry Potter's soft opening...that's cool.

Jeff_Ciesielski 06-14-2010 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 588346)
Harry Potter's soft opening...that's cool.

I just lost a keyboard to 'death by sprayed soda'. You bastard.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Joe Perez 06-14-2010 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 588344)
Never been to universal studios. I'll be going for harry potter though.

While you're there, peek through the glass into the Radio Broadcast Center, which is on street level next to the Brown Derby, just across the street from T2 3D.

http://radiomagonline.com/images/arc...s/u_outs01.jpg

I built that. :D

[/brag]

Also, if you've never been to a Blue Man Group show in person, they have a permanent engagement there. Very cool performance.

turotufas 06-14-2010 03:19 PM

You built the the Radio Broadcast Center, that's cool. I'll check it out for sure.

Yeah. I heard that the BMG puts on a great show. My buddy at UCF told me that Legends of the Hidden Temple was filmed where they perform. That was my favorite show because my cousin was on it once. :giggle:

Joe Perez 06-14-2010 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 588360)
You built the the Radio Broadcast Center, that's cool. I'll check it out for sure.

Well, just the electronic parts. The building was already there. :D

Could very well be where the old Legends stage was. Bob (the production director) told me that they converted some of Nick's old space into attractions after they shut down production, but I have no idea what went where. I know that some of the soundstages are still active for shooting commercials, promos, and other interstitial material.

Joe Perez 06-14-2010 09:43 PM

I love news directors with a sensor of humor.

Last Friday, I'm driving home from the airport, listening to the local NPR affiliate, KPBS. It's approaching the top of the hour (4:00pm) and All Things Considered is doing the tease for the next block, before cutting away for the local break.

"... and coming up at 4:20 we'll take a look at a ballot initiative to legalize pot in California..."

That couldn't have been an accident. :rolleyes:

NA6C-Guy 06-15-2010 05:15 AM

Is raw pork juice directly in the eye a bad thing? I hope I don't wake up with a red swollen eye tomorrow. Goddamn packet of salt pork snapped back and flung juice directly into my eye. Thanks! At least I'll have some killer split pea soup when I wake up to carry for lunch tomorrow.

Braineack 06-15-2010 08:49 AM

you'll get aids.

Sparetire 06-15-2010 08:56 AM

Porcine aids is no joke.

NA6C-Guy 06-15-2010 09:13 AM

:loser: I have that already, I work in a medical lab. I like to dip my fingers in the HIV test serum and rub my eyes, like Russian roulette.

Sparetire 06-15-2010 07:28 PM

Ever taste Ebola? Its delicious, sort of tangy.

shuiend 06-15-2010 07:53 PM

The machine shop did not put my oil squirter's in my box of parts and the kid at autozone did not know what plastigauge was. FML

WonTon 06-15-2010 10:51 PM

well today was an eventful day!

started off good, finally got a cell phone again. now i can stay in touch with people. then went to work. then i started to get really bad pains in my head. not like headaches or migraines. the pain was/has been isolated to the right side and it fells like somebody is literally stabbing me in the brain. and it only last for a few min. this has been going on for about 2 weeks. so i finally got tired of it and went to the hospital to get checked out. so i leave work, i get a mile away and the altinator belt on my shit box (toyota tercel) snapped. now im stuck in the pouring ass rain. i call a ride and on our way to the hospital we went though an intersection. we get half way though the light and all of a sudden i see a bright flash. the interior of the car lit up white, purple, blue, orange and yellow. lighting stikes a powerpoll that was 10 feet from the truck. my heart was racing. i felt the pressure from that shit.

long story short. got a CT scan, no problems but i gotta go for a follow up with a neurologist. and lighting striking 10-15 feet away from you will almost make you shit your pants.

Joe Perez 06-15-2010 11:04 PM

Stabbed in the brain, hit by lightning, and a broken alternator belt. I'll bet Dr. House could figure out how they're all related.

Sparetire 06-15-2010 11:09 PM

Dibs on whatever Miata shit Wonton has.

Joe Perez 06-15-2010 11:41 PM

Maybe it's lupus.

rider384 06-16-2010 12:03 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 589118)
Maybe it's lupus.

No, it's sarcoidosis. It's that in 9/10 episodes. Seriously. If you watch the episodes consecutively and back to back, you begin to notice trends, one of which is that sarcoidosis is a potential disease in nearly every case.

Bond 06-16-2010 12:04 AM

I got pork in my eye today too. Fuck meat.

rider384 06-16-2010 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 589124)
I got pork in my eye today too. Fuck meat.

Visit to Hustler?

Bond 06-16-2010 12:08 AM

I always visit him after his track day to relieve his stress from going so outrageously fast all weekend. His new GF ain't shit to me.

WonTon 06-16-2010 02:55 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 589105)
Stabbed in the brain, hit by lightning, and a broken alternator belt. I'll bet Dr. House could figure out how they're all related.

i thought about that today!


Originally Posted by Sparetire (Post 589111)
Dibs on whatever Miata shit Wonton has.

:hahano:


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 589123)
No, it's sarcoidosis. It's that in 9/10 episodes. Seriously. If you watch the episodes consecutively and back to back, you begin to notice trends, one of which is that sarcoidosis is a potential disease in nearly every case.

MS is another as well.

Braineack 06-16-2010 02:57 AM

Hutchinson

Doppelgänger 06-16-2010 07:17 AM

Yay, I picked up a loaner NA from a friend while my car is down. Car needs a little TLC and will get a few things fixed before going back to it's owner. At least I am mobile again and don't have to bum a ride from my friend in his super shitty Amigo...I literally cover my face when riding in that car with him.

Braineack 06-16-2010 08:55 AM

I blew a hooker coupler this morning.

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...wn_coupler.png

mgeoffriau 06-16-2010 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 589123)
No, it's sarcoidosis. It's that in 9/10 episodes. Seriously. If you watch the episodes consecutively and back to back, you begin to notice trends, one of which is that sarcoidosis is a potential disease in nearly every case.

I think you've got an infarction.

NA6C-Guy 06-17-2010 06:22 AM

CANT FUCKING WAIT!!! BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS!!!

November 12, they say... maybe the 5th setback of the date was the last.


Braineack 06-17-2010 08:27 AM

On a scale of 0-10. how gay is it that when I have the top down, I loop this song at full blast?


KPLAFIN 06-17-2010 08:28 AM

I'm gonna go with a 6.

Braineack 06-17-2010 08:40 AM

that's not so bad. Just hypothetical now, what about this song:



would this draw the line?

KPLAFIN 06-17-2010 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 589704)
that's not so bad. Just hypothetical now, what about this song:

would this draw the line?

I'm pretty sure that's drawing the line....like 20 feet behind you.

Sparetire 06-17-2010 09:42 AM

That second one is pretty much what Corky Romano blasts when he is going gangster. I'm giving that an 8.5 out of 10.

sixshooter 06-17-2010 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 589704)
that's not so bad. Just hypothetical now, what about this song:


would this draw the line?

Weaksauce.

Funk this loudly for maximum effect.




sixshooter 06-17-2010 02:10 PM


Braineack 06-17-2010 02:22 PM

what about this:


turotufas 06-17-2010 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 589679)
CANT FUCKING WAIT!!! BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS!!!

November 12, they say... maybe the 5th setback of the date was the last.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10...rtyUpCouch.gif

lordrigamus 06-17-2010 03:17 PM

787b FTW!

buffon01 06-17-2010 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 589918)
787b FTW!

Black version :cool:

lordrigamus 06-17-2010 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 589924)
Black version :cool:

Yummy!

rider384 06-17-2010 04:42 PM

I can top all you f*****s in gay music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXxMlIExpo

So my girlfriend just called me to tell me that she witnessed her mother give her father a handjob while they thought she was asleep in the car (Roadtripping to MI) :nuts:

buffon01 06-17-2010 05:03 PM

I win


NA6C-Guy 06-17-2010 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 589970)
I can top all you f*****s in gay music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXxMlIExpo

So my girlfriend just called me to tell me that she witnessed her mother give her father a handjob while they thought she was asleep in the car (Roadtripping to MI) :nuts:

Motherfucker, that is NOT gay! I was just talking about this song last night with co-workers.

...well, maybe the "day or... TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" part is a bit gay.

rider384 06-17-2010 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 589984)
I win


What's disturbing about that video isn't the electrical tape hair, or the speedo, or the pants that disappear, it's the fact that those two "men" had to memorize the song in order to do that.

Braineack 06-17-2010 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 589970)
I can top all you f*****s in gay music:

I dunno, this came on my ipod while driving home today, I was stopped at a night and noticed the girl next to me laughing, then it dawned on me. good thing pantera came on next and neutralized the effect.




So my girlfriend just called me to tell me that she witnessed her mother give her father a handjob while they thought she was asleep in the car (Roadtripping to MI) :nuts:
awesome.

sixshooter 06-17-2010 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 590002)
I dunno, this came on my ipod while driving home today, I was stopped at a night and noticed the girl next to me laughing, then it dawned on me. good thing pantera came on next and neutralized the effect.

You win. That's gay and very embarrassing.

Nope, Pantera doesn't fix the fact that you actually took the time to put the Jackson 5 in your ipod. :laugh:

Braineack 06-17-2010 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 590006)
...doesn't fix the fact that you actually took the time to put the Jackson 5 in your ipod. :laugh:

it is bad I have the complete J5 discography, and of the Jackson?


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