How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
Meh, ---- happens. I've had my junk in some pretty crazy places, and as of my last test I was still 100% clean. I'll probably get another test next month, it's been about 3 months since my last one.
My circumstantial evidence proves that bareback sex, biting till you bleed, and occasional choking are the best presenters of pregnancy and disease.