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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by y8s
post the picture, joe.
I don't even remember where it was- I closed the tab it was open in after I banned him. It was just a drawing of a woman dressed in casual attire hog-tied and left in the woods with some raw steaks on the ground around her, and a shifty-looking fellow wearing a hunting jacket walking away with a grin on his face. The joke would have something to do with "I have the feeling this is how your last date ended" or words to that effect.

Anyway...


Trying to rationalize concepts such as infinity, either with regard to distance (eg: does the universe have finite dimensional boundaries? If so, what is beyond it?) or time (will time continue forever? What existed before it?) makes my brain hurt.

Alternately, the seemingly simple concept of "nothing" (eg: there is nothing beyond the edge, nothing existed before time, etc) is even worse.
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 01:01 PM
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Space jump!
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 01:42 PM
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Wish this space jump would hurry up already. Why aren't these historic events planned to fit my my Sunday afternoon schedule better?

Also, toying around with the idea of buying this B12 Sentra and putting an SR20DE in it for a silly daily driver.

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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 01:50 PM
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Ah, found it.

So, pretend time:

Originally Posted by Pusha
(My sexual prowess is great and mighty, and I go on more dates than a camel has fleas.)
Yeah, I have a feeling that this is how a typical Pusha date ends:

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Old Oct 14, 2012 | 02:25 PM
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..and Felix (the human) lands on all twos....
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
I once threw a dl980 g2 off the roof of the office buiilding my employee was consulting at.

Ten stories, it made a verrry big hole in the grass. We had to dig it out so we could throw it in the river. LNT!!!
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Where you trying to kill someone? Those were massive.
Naw we did it at 2AM.

Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
Should I pay $1200 for a 1999 with what is probably a blown headgasket?

1999 Miata
No, I should.

Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Ah, found it.

So, pretend time:

Yeah, I have a feeling that this is how a typical Pusha date ends:

That picture is hot. Turned me on. Got any more like that joe?
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 05:29 PM
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someone should jump on this awesome deal... LOL
Custom PC Desktop Windows 7 + Office WORD - Ready to use
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 10:00 PM
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Any Walking Dead viewers?

Dat baby dead
Old Oct 14, 2012 | 11:21 PM
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Cop baby? Man, I sure wish he and his whiny bitch wife would catch a bullet or a bite. They've killed off most of the interedsting characters already. Chick in the woods and redneck crossbow guy are the only two left who deserve to live.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Any Walking Dead viewers?

Dat baby dead
I cant decide if I want to watch Dexter or Walking Dead first.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by shuiend
I cant decide if I want to watch Dexter or Walking Dead first.
I've never seen Dexter :(
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:09 AM
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Breaking Bad > *


I'm officially single now after nearly 4 years.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryce
Breaking Bad > *


I'm officially single now after nearly 4 years.
Who cares man.
Party

Sorry for your loss or whatever. Jack off, and pour vodka down your urethra, feel the burn of awesome as you're single and will experience the delights of life.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryce
I'm officially single now after nearly 4 years.
Congrats, dude. Welcome back to the world.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:26 AM
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I'm going to write them off as off-nights, but I don't see the point in dancing with cute inebriated chicks who are 35 ex-military MILFs who passed out on the sidewalk, or the skinny 20's-something one who was kissing one of the other guys in our group. I wouldn't dare stick my ***** inside one of them.

The younger girl was pretty cute though, and if she weren't so drunk, I would've taken her home and shown her my 2-story garage. But instead she called me gay, which was cool, because I drive a miata.

Oh BTW, This breakup has been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooong time coming for me. Relationships happen to be that way for me for some reason. I dare not let something carry on like this ever again.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:40 AM
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My longest relationship has been a month. I have many many many many streams of short lived "committed" relationships. I have a habit of being disinterested within a couple weeks, and the girls break up with me because I don't seem into it...

So I don't break up with chicks, chicks break up with me... but I don't really care either way.


You're lucky mang, at least you've had a solid relationship. My elitist personality begs me to never settle. So I can't see myself dedicated in a relationship with one person I will always find flaws in.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 01:42 AM
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I've never had a chick break up with me. I've always been the initiator of the break up. My previous longest relationship was almost 3 years, from highschool into part of college.

I am really looking forward to some one night stands.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by dc2696
Why no Hy35? Mine is going on my FE3 this winter, I predict dick swinging numbers.
False alarm. Buyer backed out. It's going on the miata. Gonna spend the Borg Warner money on my computer build.
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
False alarm. Buyer backed out. It's going on the miata. Gonna spend the Borg Warner money on my computer build.
So, about that vidya card...
Old Oct 15, 2012 | 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryce
So, about that vidya card...
yeah yeah



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