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Miata Turbo Forum - Boost cars, acquire cats. (https://www.miataturbo.net/)
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-   -   A Tale of Two Fissures, A story of the world's strangest man and his colon (https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/tale-two-fissures-story-worlds-strangest-man-his-colon-65391/)

fooger03 06-07-2012 07:38 PM
Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 886967)
When you eat someones face?
No, when someone else eats yours.

vehicular 06-08-2012 12:09 PM
Originally Posted by fooger03 (Post 886968)
No, when someone else eats yours.
This. I have a standing agreement with my dad that if one of us is in any way partially devoured, the other will shoot him in the head before the cops get there.

hustler 06-08-2012 07:43 PM
My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography.

Oscar 06-08-2012 07:49 PM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 887599)
My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography mansausage.

ftfy


Anyway, good hear. Back to cat talk now.

y8s 06-08-2012 10:00 PM
Originally Posted by hustler (Post 887599)
My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography.
time to call dongzilla for your big celebratory date nite.

hustler 06-08-2012 10:48 PM
Originally Posted by y8s (Post 887625)
time to call dongzilla for your big celebratory date nite.
Here is my CL ad:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/m4m/3028579646.html

Joe Perez 07-05-2012 01:41 PM
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Ooh, I finally thought of a witty response that's both simple and clever!

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1341510098

Braineack 07-05-2012 01:44 PM
can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?

y8s 07-05-2012 02:00 PM
Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 899486)
can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?
Vaginoplasty - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (kinda NSFW)

Braineack 07-05-2012 02:03 PM
i dont see how that will help me.

curly 07-05-2012 06:49 PM
Originally Posted by y8s (Post 899496)
Key word: heal.

Not partially suture.

chpmnsws6 07-05-2012 07:13 PM
Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 899486)
can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?

Stop letting your prison mate rip it open?

I can't think of a worse superficial place to have opened up to sterile tissue.

Joe Perez 09-13-2012 01:57 PM
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Saw this, thought of Hustler.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1347559069

EO2K 09-13-2012 02:14 PM
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Braineack 09-13-2012 02:20 PM
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.

Joe Perez 09-13-2012 02:25 PM
Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 926507)
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
Cliffs:

Trey was having problems with his anus.

He made a thread about it on MiataTurbo.net.

Our members responded in the manner which you might expect given the circumstances.

Hilarity ensued.

EO2K 09-13-2012 02:26 PM
Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 926507)
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
TL:DR; Remove turbo, heal anus

/thread

Savington 09-13-2012 02:28 PM
Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 878789)
It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
Post of the year. :rofl:

y8s 09-13-2012 03:34 PM
Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 926507)
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
arnica gel + tucks medicated pads applied to buttcheex 3x a day.

pusha 09-14-2012 05:19 PM
Originally Posted by y8s (Post 926569)
arnica gel + tucks medicated pads applied to buttcheex 3x a day.
are you speaking from experience?


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