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Paid poops are the best poops.

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Originally Posted by GTI (Post 869669)

Me and my best friend have the exact same problem. Mine was there before and after my gallbladder was removed. She just started after her gallbladder was removed. it's always comical when we eat pizza at her apartment. "Hurry!!! :vash:"

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Originally Posted by Sentic (Post 869680)

Gallbladder crew - reduce fat intake.

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/192761-overview

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The term postcholecystectomy syndrome (PCS) describes the presence of symptoms after cholecystectomy.[1] These symptoms can represent either the continuation of symptoms thought to be caused by the gallbladder or the development of new symptoms normally attributed to the gallbladder. PCS also includes the development of symptoms caused by removal of the gallbladder.

In general, PCS is a preliminary diagnosis and should be renamed relevant to the disease identified by an adequate workup. PCS is caused by alterations in bile flow due to the loss of the reservoir function of the gallbladder. Two types of problems may arise. The first problem is continuously increased bile flow into the upper GI tract, which may contribute to esophagitis and gastritis. The second consequence is related to the lower GI tract, where diarrhea and colicky lower abdominal pain may result.[2] This article mainly addresses the general issues of PCS.

PCS reportedly affects about 10-15% of patients. In this author's experience, PCS has occurred in 14% of patients. Effective communication between patients and their physicians, with specific inquiry directed at eliciting frequently anticipated postoperative problems, may be necessary to reveal the somewhat subtle symptoms of PCS.

I'm loving it.

Seriously, the only constant I've found is a Royal w/cheese from Red Robin. That sets it off in 15 minutes. Anything else I eat goes either way. In general I try to watch my diet close as possible since I'm stapled to a desk and my metabolism seems to be slowing down a bit, but it does seem the higher fat content the more likely to trigger the time bomb that is my bowels. Funny that I used to work with a doctor who told me this was all in my head and it only took me 5 years to finally google this to see WTF is going on and I've yet to mention this to my family physician.

Paid poops are winning

Getting gallbladder removed will make your bowels much more sensitive to fat intake...but you're actually going the other direction. Sounds like maybe your body has finally purged all the ---- that was impacted from processed foods, your gallbladder has calmed down, and now you need to adjust to get your stool to resemble something besides a petrified forest exiting you anus single file.

Random pic of somebody who -had- 2900 gallstones:

Attachment 239995

If you've increased your caloric intake drastically without increasing water intake that could do it too. Simple balance of fiber/water.

I have IBS that's strangely triggered by neck pain episodes, and respond to caffeine intake on the order of seconds. You're better off talking to a doc as there are a lot of intricacies to all these reactions.

I get tonsil stones.

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 869769)

I get tonsil stones.

how do you get those out without gagging yourself? poke them with a dong?

also:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1335369115

i used a waterpic until it broke, but just a reubber dental pic and being very careful.

If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)

Hustler - Supplementing iron?

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Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 869688)

I just got into work and the first thing I am doing is pooping. I held it in for a good half hour to make sure I would be getting paid for it.

Guess what I am getting paid to do now?

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 869769)

I get tonsil stones.

Tonsiloliths. #1 cause of haliotosis. Ugh

Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.

Also also guess who likes durian? The korean store here has fukkn durian candy. Yum

Also also also guess who has no problems pooping?

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Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 869831)

Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.

good thing I made that for him.

So how about you make them fuel lid kitty stickers?

how about you get off my grill, im trying to have a bbq.

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Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 869831)

Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.

I owe it all to Brainy :)

Lars. This is for you.

After a few stuffed mushrooms, I dropped a massive duce. Chiming in as part of the paid poop crew (ppc)

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Originally Posted by Sentic (Post 869822)

If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)

I'm not convinced that a high fat diet means low density poop. where's the science links? I do not personally experience this.

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Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 869831)

Also, Sentic, you have the best Avatar ever. Turbo? Check. Pink? Check. Kitten? Check. Misspelling FTW? Check. Of course, you're Swedish.

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 869832)

good thing I made that for him.

you can take credit for the making, but I will be taking full credit for the idea of giving non-subscribers the YOU HAS TURBO badge when they can post proof of having a turbo miata. I said make it kitty and make it just bland enough that it's not better than a paid avatar. oops on that last part right brainzo?

----, I've got a full build thread, where's MY YOU HAS TRUBO badge Brainy?!?

A ----, I thought I was exclusive.

Y8s - a high fat diet won't give you steatorrhea, a high fat diet with inability to excrete enough bile will. This will however require a very high fat intake, or some kind of bile obstruction in addition to not having the reservoir of the gallbladder.

Normally however (and the teoretical base for the reasoning), this occurs after resection of the distal ileum and inability to reabsorb bilesalts. Without lab, knowledge about diet and possibly an ercp its impossible to say in the individual case.

End of medical mumbomjumbo.

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Originally Posted by blaen99 (Post 869877)

----, I've got a full build thread, where's MY YOU HAS TRUBO badge Brainy?!?

fine:
https://www.miataturbo.net/front-desk-17/request-your-you-has-turbo-badge-here-65425/

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Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 869768)

Getting gallbladder removed will make your bowels much more sensitive to fat intake...but you're actually going the other direction. Sounds like maybe your body has finally purged all the ---- that was impacted from processed foods, your gallbladder has calmed down, and now you need to adjust to get your stool to resemble something besides a petrified forest exiting you anus single file.

Random pic of somebody who -had- 2900 gallstones:

https://i.imgur.com/xx1Iz.png

If you've increased your caloric intake drastically without increasing water intake that could do it too. Simple balance of fiber/water.

I have IBS that's strangely triggered by neck pain episodes, and respond to caffeine intake on the order of seconds. You're better off talking to a doc as there are a lot of intricacies to all these reactions.

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Originally Posted by Sentic (Post 869822)

If it floats and smells worse than ----, it steatorrhea, thats your receipt for excess fat intake (about pcs and whatnot)

Hustler - Supplementing iron?

I hammer down minimum of 2 gallons of water a day, aside from some beer that's the only thing I drink. Daily caloric intake is 2000 or less and I don't really watch my fat intake specifically, most of the foods I typically eat aren't very fatty. Mostly eat chicken and turkey for meats and lots of fruits.. The stools I speak of obviously smell horrible and I couldn't say if it floats or not... it's completely liquid..