counting posts until the I-pre-lube-for-dumps post.
Do you think Goatse has ---- fissures from defecation? |
Speaking of the legend, I found this interesting read about him
http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-go...eme-in-history |
Originally Posted by leatherface24
(Post 878306)
Speaking of the legend, I found this interesting read about him
http://gawker.com/5899787/finding-go...eme-in-history |
Took first poop today after ~9 days of pain med induced constipation. Holy ----(literally). 5 good sized logs that made my ass hole feel like I was birthing quintuplets. Followed by probably a half gallon of hot black steaming ass goo.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 878251)
Do some folks around here just not get the concept of ensuring that you have adequate fiber in your diet?
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Originally Posted by y8s
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counting posts until the I-pre-lube-for-dumps post.
Do you think Goatse has ---- fissures from defecation? |
Who changed the thread topic? I have to give them props, 'cause it's ------- lololawesome.
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Originally Posted by bikersam717
(Post 878329)
Took first poop today after ~9 days of pain med induced constipation. Holy ----(literally). 5 good sized logs that made my ass hole feel like I was birthing quintuplets. Followed by probably a half gallon of hot black steaming ass goo.
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Originally Posted by leatherface24
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Pics or it didnt happen:giggle:
But won't b/c this post is a$$ rippingly hilarious! LOL |
So how long are we going to pretend we believe this fissure was caused by 'outgoing traffic'?
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We all know Lo Lo and Deetrel in cell block 6 had their way with Hustlers anus. We're just letting him get some dignity back by humoring his elaborate lie :)
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Originally Posted by Oscar
(Post 878358)
So how long are we going to pretend we believe this fissure was caused by 'outgoing traffic'?
Originally Posted by blaen99
(Post 878338)
Who changed the thread topic? I have to give them props, 'cause it's ------- lololawesome.
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It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
(Post 878789)
It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
S hs ha ha ha HA HS HA HA HA HAHAHAHSHAHSHSHAHAHHAHAHAA THIS IS THE DEFINING POST OF THE FORUM BEST POST I HAVE EVER READ HERE. it can only go downhill fromger |
Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
(Post 878789)
It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
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I just had a nice BM, relatively low pain and reduced panting.
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Psyllium Husk Fiber capsules. I take 4-5 with each meal, regardless of what the meal consists of. Been doing this for about six months, and my pooping experience has never been more pleasant.
A lot of folks think of fiber supplements as being some weird, scary thing that applies only to old people. Fiber doesn't give you the runs, and it doesn't make you poop uncontrollably. It simply makes the process much easier and more refined. No runny stools, and no lincoln log anus-busters. Take note, you "all-protein" crowd! It used to be that pooping took time. Hard, angry stools that I really had to coerce into showing themselves were common. And a lengthy process, often involving a full chapter of whatever book happened to be near the commode. Now, the entire process is reduced to just a minute or two, often leaving me unable to complete a single level of Angry Birds. The poop should have the consistency of a soft clay (not quite play-doh, but softer than modeling clay), breaking cleanly upon exit rather than coiling within the bowl, and leaving no residue upon the anus, nor streaking the bowl. When I wipe, the paper comes back almost totally clean. No more having to scour the anus half a dozen times to get all the residue, there simply isn't any. One quick swipe with maybe a 16" long section of tissue folded into three layers confirms that I'm good to go. In all seriousness- even if you think there's nothing wrong, I'd advise anyone to at least give it a try for a couple of days. You may not know what you've been missing. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1337362739 |
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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
(Post 878789)
It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
Seriously Hussy, glad to hear things are getting better! |
So...is this whats happening here?
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Fiber one cereal
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