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Old 04-24-2012, 01:01 PM   #41
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"Man, those Miata guys are weird."
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This conversation is exactly like the ones you walk into going to visit a grandparent in the assisted living facility.

What is your caffeine intake like? My GI tract and regularity have thanked me since migrating to 95% decaf. Just a sprinkle of caffeinated beans in the mix now.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:12 PM   #44
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:20 PM   #45
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This conversation is exactly like the ones you walk into going to visit a grandparent in the assisted living facility.

What is your caffeine intake like? My GI tract and regularity have thanked me since migrating to 95% decaf. Just a sprinkle of caffeinated beans in the mix now.
2. 5 cups per day, but that's not new either. I guess I'll have to talk to the doctor about this.
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Fibers and water.
Now use the bristol stool scale to quantify.
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well - speaking of impacted colons - will I have to drink a cup of oil to get the chicken from Babe's Chicken out? Currently at Best Eestern near DFW for business meeting. Going with the customers to said place here in Dallas/FW tonight - rather might get soup here in Texas - after hearing of Hustlers plugged ***. Guess everything is big in texas, even the turd logs...

I'd hook up with you locals and buy the beer, but ain't got the time sadly. Quick in and out, no time to drop the top and smell the turds...
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No joke, if you can find Durian and actually eat it, its got some of, if not the most fiber content in any fruit aside from Fae and 18psi. That stuff will make you ---- mad regular. It smells and tastes like ---- to some people but I like it. Maybe because I like the taste of ---- but that cant be the actual reason why i like it
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Isn't that the brown fruit with the spikes all over it ? Dangerous looking fruit. What does it taste like ?
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it is indeed. Well the first two bites for me are not too easy because at first there is this oniony sulferous taste. Then it taste like a sweet rotten fruit. The third bite then tastes like bananna, almonds and melon. It gets better each bite. You have to make sure though that its properly ripe or else it seriously will smell like sulfer methane and ---- and stink up your whole house. It happened to me when I first started eating it. Also, its better to eat when its cold.
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well - speaking of impacted colons - will I have to drink a cup of oil to get the chicken from Babe's Chicken out? Currently at Best Eestern near DFW for business meeting. Going with the customers to said place here in Dallas/FW tonight - rather might get soup here in Texas - after hearing of Hustlers plugged ***. Guess everything is big in texas, even the turd logs...

I'd hook up with you locals and buy the beer, but ain't got the time sadly. Quick in and out, no time to drop the top and smell the turds...
I LOVE Babe's. Which one are you going to? You need smoked chicken and chicken fried steak on the table.
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it is indeed. Well the first two bites for me are not too easy because at first there is this oniony sulferous taste. Then it taste like a sweet rotten fruit. The third bite then tastes like bananna, almonds and melon. It gets better each bite. You have to make sure though that its properly ripe or else it seriously will smell like sulfer methane and ---- and stink up your whole house. It happened to me when I first started eating it. Also, its better to eat when its cold.
There is a Super H Mart here where I can get a Durian, procure legal service, purchase a bedit, and buy fish heads for the cheeks all in one place. I however cannot stomach durian.
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Have you tried it yet? Give it a shot as I guarantee you that itll make you ---- like a mad man and probably regulate those bowels
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You gotta give it 3 bites. Its a weird fruit as it regulates taste buds
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I LOVE Babe's. Which one are you going to? You need smoked chicken and chicken fried steak on the table.
LOL, that's EXACTLY what I got tonight, the smoked chicken, and goddam it was good! That was an awesome place, even though they don't serve alcohol... if I had known, I would have brought my own stash. But I'm making up for it now

The Babe's we went to was about 4-5 miles from DFW, on the NE end - I think? NE of John Carpenter

Just looked up, was in Carrolton
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I wonder what the new guys at "Internet Brands" are thinking about me right now, lol.
90% chance they ------- love you, because you drive page views. Page views translate into $$$ directly for them bro.
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I get explosive diarrhea 5-10 minutes after eating fairly frequently which started after I lost my gallbladder. The ONLY food I've identified causes it for sure is *.mexican (who doesn't that make ---- their pants??) and Red Robin. Sucks. :sad:
Me and my best friend have the exact same problem. Mine was there before and after my gallbladder was removed. She just started after her gallbladder was removed. it's always comical when we eat pizza at her apartment. "Hurry!!! "
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Gallbladder crew - reduce fat intake.
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I just got into work and the first thing I am doing is pooping. I held it in for a good half hour to make sure I would be getting paid for it.
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