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Old 04-27-2012, 08:13 PM   #101
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Hopefully they give me the "camera in a pill" that takes 2-days to digest, which is pretty cool.
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Well theres always the big ol camera on a hose
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It looks like track driving has stopped scaring the **** out of you - time for a new hobby.
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I'd like to let everyone know that I've shoved roughly half a dozen steroid suppositories up my *** and I'm now effectively a log cabin republican.
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:05 PM   #105
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Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
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The irony in this thread is strong :|
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Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
So you're paying to get raped by a professional.... My how you've changed in 4 years haha.

Good luck man
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:00 PM   #108
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I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
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I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
Dibs on guns and cars. I will do a part out of the DD to pay for the clean up costs of your suicide and funeral costs.
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Dibs on guns and cars. I will do a part out of the DD to pay for the clean up costs of your suicide and funeral costs.

Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums.

Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks.
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Old 05-01-2012, 12:21 PM   #111
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Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums.

Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks.
The AST shocks on the daily or the track car? lulz
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AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
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AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
She is very bad.
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She is very bad.
I will learn to suffer as you have.

Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors.
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The AST shocks on the daily or the track car? lulz
Daily. I can't dismantle a winning combo that is the green car.

Like others have said, keep us posted man.
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I will learn to suffer as you have.

Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors.
I'm about to hop in the shower and prepare my anus for the doctor.

How do you guys rationalize fear of things like this? I'm doing a miserable job. I think it would be much less scary if it was an arm, kidnew, or something like. I think the reality that "I poop from there" is really ------- with my head.
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You drive 2 miata's. I do not understand what you are afraid of. It should all be natural for you by now.
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Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
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Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
They don't need sphincterectomies every year.
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One big tear in my anus, no rhoids, I got the rectum-cam, and applying a nitric-oxide type cream inside my anus 3 times per day for six weeks then back for another cam job.
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