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A Tale of Two Fissures, A story of the world's strangest man and his colon

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Old Apr 27, 2012 | 07:13 PM
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Hopefully they give me the "camera in a pill" that takes 2-days to digest, which is pretty cool.
Old Apr 27, 2012 | 10:02 PM
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Well theres always the big ol camera on a hose
Old Apr 28, 2012 | 08:23 AM
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It looks like track driving has stopped scaring the **** out of you - time for a new hobby.
Old Apr 29, 2012 | 08:18 PM
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I'd like to let everyone know that I've shoved roughly half a dozen steroid suppositories up my *** and I'm now effectively a log cabin republican.
Old Apr 30, 2012 | 01:05 PM
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Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
Old Apr 30, 2012 | 02:55 PM
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The irony in this thread is strong :|
Old Apr 30, 2012 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Tomorrow is the rectal exam and whatever procedure the surgeon thinks I need at that time. Unfortunately I will awake with possible local anesthesia. I am ------- terrified, lol. I'm also looking forward to driving home on AST shocks, lol.
So you're paying to get raped by a professional.... My how you've changed in 4 years haha.

Good luck man
Old May 1, 2012 | 11:00 AM
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I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
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I awoke at about 4am and seriously contemplated suicide, lol. Things are not happy.
Dibs on guns and cars. I will do a part out of the DD to pay for the clean up costs of your suicide and funeral costs.
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Dibs on guns and cars. I will do a part out of the DD to pay for the clean up costs of your suicide and funeral costs.

Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums.

Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks.
Old May 1, 2012 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
Just throw him in the ditch next to the stray cats, dogs, and possums.

Because I just saved you 6k, please donate the AST's to me. Thanks.
The AST shocks on the daily or the track car? lulz
Old May 1, 2012 | 11:35 AM
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AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
Old May 1, 2012 | 11:36 AM
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AST on track car are staying, so I can drive the track car on the track. I guess I will also take care of your kitty cats hustler.
She is very bad.
Old May 1, 2012 | 12:47 PM
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She is very bad.
I will learn to suffer as you have.

Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors.
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Originally Posted by hustler
The AST shocks on the daily or the track car? lulz
Daily. I can't dismantle a winning combo that is the green car.

Like others have said, keep us posted man.
Old May 1, 2012 | 12:55 PM
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I will learn to suffer as you have.

Also give us updates when you get back from the doctors.
I'm about to hop in the shower and prepare my anus for the doctor.

How do you guys rationalize fear of things like this? I'm doing a miserable job. I think it would be much less scary if it was an arm, kidnew, or something like. I think the reality that "I poop from there" is really ------- with my head.
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You drive 2 miata's. I do not understand what you are afraid of. It should all be natural for you by now.
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Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
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Relax. Every man over 50 has to have these every few years.
They don't need sphincterectomies every year.
Old May 1, 2012 | 04:33 PM
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One big tear in my anus, no rhoids, I got the rectum-cam, and applying a nitric-oxide type cream inside my anus 3 times per day for six weeks then back for another cam job.



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