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Old 10-08-2013, 03:25 PM   #21
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Sheesh, you guys need to get out more. One female shows up and you're all dripping testosterone.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:39 PM   #22
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We just banned a couple of people for being stupid and they sent some others here to introduce themselves in the last few hours. You arrived amidst it and were summarily targeted. Hold fast and it will be over soon. Post pictures of your car in the meantime.
not one of those people, joined at a bad time i guess haha.

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It's a good place Ashley. Just take heed of what i told you on ClubSwagster. Sound intelligent, read, learn, understand, and you'll do fine.
ill red, learn, understand, then sound intelligent once i know more.

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We are sort of the opposite of a 'drift and show' community, but if you are here to learn about making your Miata faster you are in the right place.
yes, interested in making my miata faster, would like to make friends in the process of doing so.

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And cat! CAT pictures!!!
haha, i have two children...no Cat pictures will be shown

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I remember reading the first post of this on CR and subsequently stopped upon reading the words drift and show.

If you're serious about improved performance, you won't find a better group of people. But unlike CR, misinformation here is smashed and ridiculed and it is considered an insult to ask questions prior to research.

I remain skeptical, but hope for the best. With that said, what plans do you have for the car?

Also, post pictures of kitties.

Edit: Damn, Erat beat me to it.
right now my car is bone stock, just took dash out because it needs to be replaced, the previous owners butchered a square on the dash for who knows what reason. plans are to fix everything mechanically and physically. eventually change the motor but have to learn more first.

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Ok, look, let's just cut to the chase here. First, the interrogation. Then, the blatant leg humping.

1) Do you in fact *have* a cat? I'm not trying to be cute here, with double entendres about your girl parts, or the presence of a catalytic converter on your car; I mean *do you have a cat*? We like cats.

2) Do you have an easily hacked Photobucket account which will yield a treasure trove of completely embarrassing selfies which we can ridicule? This is not a hypothetical question.

3) You claim to be a girl. If this is true, many of us (probably nearing 30-35%) take a keen interest in girls, and we're gonna need pics immediately.

4) Bonus points for visible Meth Scabs in the aforementioned pics, but be warned, they better be spectacular; the bar has been set high here by those preceding you.

5) Fine. Post a pic of your Miata too, just take a look at them carefully and ask yourself the following question first; Did anything on the car originally come in a blister pack? If so, do not post.


Ok, interrogation phase complete. Commence leg humping. Who will be first to step up to the plate? (Possible Gearhead Girl here fellas..!!)

1) i personally do not have a animal cat, can not have animals where i live but i made my mom buy a cat and now she has two.

2) do not have photobucket, have a flickr account and no it is not easily hackable, i have great passwords

3) [IMG][/IMG]

4) no meth scabs

5) [IMG][/IMG]

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I'll help her out real quick:

No meth scabs. (Thanks for bringing that up again, though.... i've been trying to forget that.)

Car is pretty stock.

She has experience with VAG.
he knows
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:42 PM   #23
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Needs more meth scabs...
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:46 PM   #24
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[IMG][/IMG]

completely stock
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:50 PM   #25
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:52 PM   #26
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no cats, no care.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:58 PM   #27
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yes... Moar Cat...
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:14 PM   #28
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dipshits: put ***** back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:16 PM   #29
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dipshits: put ***** back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.
well, its just a front, we dont want her to know that we are all
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:17 PM   #30
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Am I the only one who actually meant cats? I mean felines. Four legs, furry, sharp claws...
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:23 PM   #31
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I came here to see cats :(
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:25 PM   #32
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I made an observation that I would totally daily. And I would. I appreciate daily drivers way more than race cars.
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Old 10-08-2013, 04:29 PM   #33
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sharp claws...
Mine was declawed by its previous owners... I adopted him a few years ago.

But, no, I WANT pics of cats too. Lol if she doesn't produce, then she isn't real.... That's all there is to it. Lmao
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Old 10-08-2013, 05:05 PM   #34
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There are no girls on the internet. Only lonely guys with cats. That should be apparent by now.

I know you thought we meant something else, but we actually meant felines. It's just a tradition, I guess.
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Old 10-08-2013, 05:08 PM   #35
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Not sure what was more predictable: us lonely guys jumping up at the word girl or y8s's white knightery
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Welcome. If you're here to learn about performance grow a thick skin and enjoy the learning experience. If you're here for cup holders though... its gonna be rough.
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Old 10-08-2013, 05:27 PM   #37
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Not sure what was more predictable: us lonely guys jumping up at the word girl or y8s's white knightery
I have nothing to gain but the respect of my peers...

.. and hot women.
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I have nothing to gain but the respect of my peers...

.. and hot women.
I'll drink to that.




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dipshits: put ***** back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.
I see what you did there; the old Backdoor Double-Reverse White Knight Leg Hump... An audacious move Y8sey, audacious move.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:29 PM   #40
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As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
  • Homoerotic humor
  • Cats
  • Performance above all else
  • Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)
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