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Old 10-08-2013, 08:32 PM   #41
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As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

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And My Little Pony. We LOVE us some My Little Pony.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:56 PM   #42
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I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?
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Oh riddles. i love this. Got another one for ya. You take ur bike on the train. Everybody clear the isle... you drive your bicycle with 5 mph on the train thats going 50mph. How fast are you going?
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The answer HAS to be Hustler!
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Welcome to here! dont mind the leg humpers...


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I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:20 PM   #46
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And My Little Pony. We LOVE us some My Little Pony.
I am very tempted to go back and (1) give you a negative prop for each My Little Pony post, (2) give you one positive prop for each post about hotrods and being a cool dad, and - ultimately - (3) doing neither because I can't be bothered.

Just so you are on notice.

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I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?
Assuming a random distribution of education and language skills, plus the normal distribution of deodorant use among hipster bicyclists, and incorporating the fact that subways are non-linear dynamic systems...

The answer is...



Eleventeen.

Show your work, you say? Very well:

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Old 10-08-2013, 09:33 PM   #47
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I swear, sometimes I genuinely believe that half of our members are, in fact, 12 years old...

Riddle me this: A Montauk train departs Penn station at 5:36pm on a Friday. At the exact same time, a Penn-bound train departs Port Jefferson. Each train carries one hipster bicyclist with no concept of other people's personal space for every 36 non-cyclist passengers. How many Chinese tourists will be unable to figure out to get from the Jamaica airtrain station to the E train?
That's easy; All of them.
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:34 PM   #48
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The answer HAS to be Hustler!
Haha. You know, I'm starting to think you're right- Hustler may well be a closet hipster.
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Old 10-08-2013, 10:32 PM   #49
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this thread is great. 10/10 would read again.
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:31 PM   #50
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dipshits: put ***** back in pants. give her at least a few days to acclimate.
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well, its just a front, we dont want her to know that we are all
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Am I the only one who actually meant cats? I mean felines. Four legs, furry, sharp claws...
thats what i thought they meant, actual cats that are pets.

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As one of the resident "Dog Persons" who remains skeptical of your presence, I can attest to the fact that they were asking about the actual murderous little beasts when they wanted pictures of your cat.

They have a whole thread just about cat pictures. I kept thinking it was a joke, but it isn't.

This site thrives on a several elements which you may find off-putting:
  • Homoerotic humor
  • Cats
  • Performance above all else
  • Extremely limited government (unless it means the posters here who suckle off the government teat get laid off)
not off at all, everyone has their own thing they are into...
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:37 PM   #51
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I think it is pretty cool that a woman who is a mother of two can find the time and interest to look into modifying a car like this. Usually only guys who are shirking their responsibilities mess with these sorts of things.
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thats what i thought they meant, actual cats that are pets.
Yeah we all meant the same thing
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Old 10-08-2013, 11:42 PM   #53
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I think it is pretty cool that a woman who is a mother of two can find the time and interest to look into modifying a car like this. Usually only guys who are shirking their responsibilities mess with these sorts of things.
thank you, glad someone understands
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You may think I'm joking, but in fact you'll find yourself taken more seriously around here if you maintain proper grammar and sentence structure in your posts. This includes basic stuff like punctuation and capitalization as well as more "advanced" apostrophe usage.

I don't really mind but every little bit helps when the turbo cat's eye is on you.
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Lol this thread is why I would keep my gender a secret if I was a girl joining a car forum.
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Lol this thread is why I would keep my gender a secret if I was a girl joining a car forum.
This thread is why I HAVE kept my gender secret all these years.
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This thread is why I HAVE kept my gender secret all these years.
So you are third gendered!
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And the discussion has now reached all of the standard MT.net talking points. Sigh.


Do you have any interest in ever driving on a track? I know we can actually help with that.

I have to pull my engine because I didn't wrap my dipstick before this session on Saturday. It melted.
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