I'm seriously concerned about mine now

 

You have cause for concern.

 

That's just, ah, wow.

Seriously at the photo though.

 

Success! Did the second dick pop out? I was concerned about it. The store-bought spring loaded dicks are never as good as the ones you make yourself.

 

Came for the EFR, stayed for the dicks

 

Monk that is simply awesome. +1,000,000,000 for that package.

 

There's still more in store for some people.

 

I'm just scared now.

 

Looks like I got off easy

 

I happen to be waiting for a computer from Monk...

 

I keep awaiting a call from USPS asking me to come in for some questions

 

Yeah, that package required some creativity. Don't worry though, I took care of you.
It's really hard for me not to laugh when the UPS girl as me what's in these things. Your shipping labels say "party supplies" or something.

 

I hope mine comes on valentines day.

that will be so best.

I'll put on my Superman Pajamas to go get it

*EDIT: I MUST WARN THE WIFE!!! OMG

 

xD "babe, i have a package coming in the mail that possibly contains several ******. it's not what you think"

 

FTFY

 

Cant wait to pick it up from the apartment front office.

"Yeah, that one is mine..."

 

For a second I thought this was the https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs...-thread-75269/

 

Should we update this thread's title?

Something like: "The flipped dick thread"

 

 

you're right.