wtf

 

Gotta be a few pairs of boots there.





http://www.fox13news.com/news/florid...17522948-story

 

I spent 5 hours on Sunday with a chainsaw at my buddies house... guess who had their insurance turned off for the winter?

 

Sooooo......


No chains around the top to pull it a different direction?

 

Im guessing it fell... on its own.

 

thatll do the trick
https://www.facebook.com/streetfx/videos/10156971765565112/

 

Sorry, should have been clear... it blew down in a windstorm, we cut it up as much as we could, but our trusty Crafstman 16" saws weren't "cutting" it when the trunk got to about 12". We did what we could and he's got a pro-crew coming over this week... also gonna do some work on other trees in the yard.

 

Well that sucks.


Random image: I know what all of these pipes do. (Took a while to figure it all out and document it. Why the hell did my predecessor have such a lax attitude towards documenting extremely complex things that can kill you instantly?)

 

Bear McCreary nerds:

Skip to 15:30




Mind = blown.

 

Wait, what is mind-blowing at 15:30?

 

No homeowners insurance? I thought that if you take a vehicle off auto insurance, it is still covered under home insurance for damage that occurs to personal property while on your property. Anyone here that stores their car for the winter care to verify if this is true? I figure it's the same for boats....

 

Funny thing:






Thinky thing:

 

Depends on the policy and the exact wording and applied interpretation.

Being a car guy, I always tried to decide in the clients favor. I'd have to look at his policy to give a good answer.

*ex State Farm claim rep*

 

 

 

did you know the gov't secretly poisoned ethanol during the prohibition to solve the problem they created in the first place?

The little-told story of how the U.S. government poisoned alcohol during Prohibition.

 

Do not question the government. They care about you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskeg...lis_experiment

Do not question corporations. They care about you.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/10/ma...nightmare.html



edit because picture thread.

 

If I was the government, I'd care about you.

 

But not the subjunctive mood, evidently.

 

Once, I built a raft out of dead monkeys. I had no wood, you see.