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Every time I think the world is doing ok, I see something like this and my hopes are dashed. I took this picture a little while ago when I went up to drop off some recycling. I was not aware that they were making sofas out of cardboard.
"What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise and cuts an apple into three pieces?
A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces."
Apparently, doing Sea Shanties has become a popular thing recently amongst the TicTok crowd, when they're not busy planking*. Some of them are... pretty good. Like, I put on the good headphones** to listen kinda good.
Of course, there is dubstep-remix of same. Because why wouldn't there be? Some of which, shockingly, is pretty decent:
And then remixes of both the original and dubstep versions, which obviously feature a moshing cat, because that's the one thing which humanity was lacking all this time:
And, well... This was inevitable:
* = Yes, I know that's like sooooooo 2019. I lag a bit on youth-culture.
** = Ok, so I don't actually own any bad headphones, but in my den / studio, there are the everyday cans, and then there are the Sony MDR-7506s. Why do I have two distinct sets of headphones in the den? I honestly, literally have no idea. It's a habit that formed years ago, not long after I decided that Koss Pro-4aa was a relic of the past that I needed to leave behind, and was doing some soul searching.
Every time I think the world is doing ok, I see something like this and my hopes are dashed. I took this picture a little while ago when I went up to drop off some recycling. I was not aware that they were making sofas out of cardboard.
Apparently, doing Sea Shanties has become a popular thing recently amongst the TicTok crowd, when they're not busy planking*. Some of them are... pretty good. Like, I put on the good headphones** to listen kinda good.
I made an epic battles/sea shanties/pirate beer swilling songs playlist last Feb.
if you need to get pumped for any minute task, just pop this on and you'll have the power of 1000 fire-breathing dragons.
02-01-2021, 05:12 PM
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