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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 02:33 AM
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Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
Discrimination can be threatened to MPs, especially with nothing to warrant removal off premise... is he going to attack with a coconut or pineapple? I think not.

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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 02:49 AM
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MP's are generally 18-22 y/o kids with M16s. They give no *****.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
MP's are generally 18-22 y/o kids with M16s. They give no *****.
I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.
Ill be honist, i';ve been drinking and I dont know 100% whats going on, I;; see you in ht emorning mut brobably not. gnihght guy wiht hot wife and mita wiht autmomatic, thats pretty gay i think. im gonna go to sleep now. ill brobably pee first though. and brush my teetgh
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
Ill be honist, i';ve been drinking and I dont know 100% whats going on, I;; see you in ht emorning mut brobably not. gnihght guy wiht hot wife and mita wiht autmomatic, thats pretty gay i think. im gonna go to sleep now. ill brobably pee first though. and brush my teetgh
errlooool, we b drnk bruvsers, arentmiats gehy off the loot?
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 07:27 AM
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Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
A: This is California. The rumors you've heard are true.

B: Every Marine I know personally, both enlisted and officers, has a sense of humor.

C: I'm pretty sure the MPs would laugh their asses off after you explained what the coconuts were for. Remember, we don't need to get to you, we just need to visit your DI.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 12:58 PM
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Love EM.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:11 PM
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Is that your pet?
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by fooger03
Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.
^this is actually sorta true
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:12 PM
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Dedicated to Brainy. Or something.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:16 PM
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Who the hell keeps an angry lynx as a housepet?!
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
A: This is California. The rumors you've heard are true.

B: Every Marine I know personally, both enlisted and officers, has a sense of humor.

C: I'm pretty sure the MPs would laugh their asses off after you explained what the coconuts were for. Remember, we don't need to get to you, we just need to visit your DI.
B: True, most Marines seem to have a pretty good sense of humor.

C: DIs are not to show their sense of humor in a traditional way. If somebody makes a DI laugh, they stifle the laughter until they get to the DI hut (DIs room in the barracks), and then punish the recruit(s) for making him laugh.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16
Is that your pet?
I wish man.

Joe, i'm a believer that if you raise it right as a baby, it will grow up to be a good family pet just as any other cat would be.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:32 PM
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Does marine boot came have amnesty day at the end? AF does about an hour at the end after graduation before you leave for tech school. You basically getting tell the TI´a all the crazy crap you got away with or ways you may have cheated. Some of the funny ones are ones they'll talk about from other teams. We got almost every honors award and apparently were one of the crazier ones.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Who the hell keeps an angry lynx as a housepet?!

WHO WOULDNT!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1?1?1?
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by triple88a


Love EM.
this is a much better lynx to have around:

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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:42 PM
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one breaks when you drop it, the other lands on its feet.
Old Apr 20, 2012 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
hand position fail:

lol @ wrecking your car because you're retarded. Don't counter-steer or anything.
My favorite thing was watching the G meter when he took the nose dive



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