Nor I sir. Nor I. I do however remember running/walking about 6 miles in the wrong shoes with no socks. Nice blister on my achilles tendon/heel. Was a nice morning/night for a run though.

 

Amateur hour in here all of a sudden

 

Second weekend in a row, plenty of alcohol on top of Indian food, leading to paint peeling and fabric melting, hot farts. Woke up after only 4 hours after going to bed, with immense stomach pains and super hot gas. Awesome!

 

At least you didn't get so drunk that you **** your pant while standing at the bar

 

I drank alone, at home.

 

That's pathetic

 

Tell me about it. I think I'm coming down with Hustler's Syndrome. I'm good for nothing, and good at nothing. So I sit and drink my cares away. Then I try to hang my 100lb heavy bag standing on my ancient, worn out office chair and it drops and hits and breaks the chair while I'm standing on it, and I fall on the floor.

For more pathetic business, my day so far has been spent changing my oil (not so pathetic) and buying supplies to weave some para cord emergency bracelets with ss shackles. Now I'm going to go climb into bed and have a nap. Awesome Saturday...

 

I woke up with some chick from Texas

 

4 high gravity/abv beers in...not nearly drunk or anything....but I just wanted to have a reason to post in here.

 

I finally found the meaning of Mt.net after 3 beers, 1 40 oz. mickeys, 2 shots of Jameson, and a 4loko.




we are ******* gay as aal ****, and I lov you gays.

 

I would have had more to drink....but I had to drive home :(
This weekend...it will be on...though I don't think I'll ever top my epic drunken postings from a few years ago.

 

I dont remember this.

 

Drunk, jiust beat off....now im on miataturbo....living the dream.

 

I'm thinking of buying a vibrator..... does that make me gay?

 

Drinking alone doesn't make me an alcoholic, it makes me antisocial

 

Just came inside lynn,,,,,,, mmmmmm


Alcoho0l make me friendly. iM a shitty person withough Jim Beam

 

two 4lokos in, jameson, grey goose, and tequila of somesort, SOMEONE TELL ME TO STAWP, I HAVE HAD NO FOOD>. FUICKASADHFJKLDJKFhgsdufgieeekakfrgsdhojfofhojtseh rwetb7uyhutyhtbilrjusesgfnjfgyilryjgtgueyr

 

This yum right here is my candy for the night

 

Damn, that looks tasty!

 

I've been drinking since noon. *burp*