drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
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I'm not drunk enough to type like an ***-tard, though I did just have to correct almost every other word I just typed... did I miss anything? By the way: Bud Light Limearitas are pretty good! Now I am just trying too hard using a hyphen and all. Damn, I really do believe I do this well intoxicated! (Type and edit, yeah) Does anyone else have a brethalizer? Walgreens sells cheap ($50) ones.
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Epic ***** this morning... no hangover though. So far have gone 5 years without having a single hangover.
wish I can say the same about black outs.
I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.
-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.
-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.
- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.
- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.
- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.
-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.
-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.
-then I watched My Little Pwny.
-sleep.
wish I can say the same about black outs.
I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.
-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.
-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.
- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.
- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.
- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.
-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.
-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.
-then I watched My Little Pwny.
-sleep.
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I'm Miserable!
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So I'm pretty drunk.
And I've come to thinking...
Why are there such things as veggie burgers? Why do vegetarians want to eat imitation meat? I feel like it almost defeats the purpose (I understand the purpose is to not EAT meat.. but still..... )
It's like... why do lesbians use ****** or strap ons? Might as well get the real deal in there and make everyone happy... unless you're fat... if you're fat you can stay a lesbian.
And I've come to thinking...
Why are there such things as veggie burgers? Why do vegetarians want to eat imitation meat? I feel like it almost defeats the purpose (I understand the purpose is to not EAT meat.. but still..... )
It's like... why do lesbians use ****** or strap ons? Might as well get the real deal in there and make everyone happy... unless you're fat... if you're fat you can stay a lesbian.
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So I'm pretty drunk.
And I've come to thinking...
Why are there such things as veggie burgers? Why do vegetarians want to eat imitation meat? I feel like it almost defeats the purpose (I understand the purpose is to not EAT meat.. but still..... )
It's like... why do lesbians use ****** or strap ons? Might as well get the real deal in there and make everyone happy... unless you're fat... if you're fat you can stay a lesbian.
And I've come to thinking...
Why are there such things as veggie burgers? Why do vegetarians want to eat imitation meat? I feel like it almost defeats the purpose (I understand the purpose is to not EAT meat.. but still..... )
It's like... why do lesbians use ****** or strap ons? Might as well get the real deal in there and make everyone happy... unless you're fat... if you're fat you can stay a lesbian.
For me, traditional hamburgers have always been about the condiments. There were few times when I actually enjoyed the taste of the burger. In fact, I think the dominant flavors in a hamburger sandwich is the ketchup, mustard, pickle. Hamburger=condiment delivery device. Burger is not as important.
And lesbians use ****** and strap ons because they don't want to **** men. A girl can still want to be penetrated without ******* some ugly *** guy.
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I'm Miserable!
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I am by far, not an ugly *** guy.. My *** may be ugly due to unmaintained and wild growth of the pubic sort; but is lightyears from ugly. Lesbians would do me, if your theory were true.
As for the burgers... I love meat, the bigger, juicier, and greasier, the better. Yes condiments make a huge difference, but meat is like.. 70% of the taste test.
I can tell you're not from california, you should grab an in n out burger and open up your mind, reading rainbow style
As for the burgers... I love meat, the bigger, juicier, and greasier, the better. Yes condiments make a huge difference, but meat is like.. 70% of the taste test.
I can tell you're not from california, you should grab an in n out burger and open up your mind, reading rainbow style
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For example: women seem to date Faeflora even though he has long luxurious girl-hair.
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Right.
Tonight I went out on a date with a girl I randomly messaged on facebook with, I **** you not:
"U got a pretty thing on ur face grrl. I guess the pretty thing is... your face"
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Local place is cracking open some craft beers from last year...I'm only 3 in but plan on more. Southern Tier Choklat, Creme Brule and Jav-Ah down, Moka to go and whatever else I decide on. All are over %10 too lol
Does a anyone remember my epic drunken thread from way back when? I should do it again...
Does a anyone remember my epic drunken thread from way back when? I should do it again...
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Pissed drunk...
Gotta be up for last minute call into work in 5 hours. Drank to much. Going to miss Detroit beerfest tomorrow. Wasted $60 in tickets.
FML
Gotta be up for last minute call into work in 5 hours. Drank to much. Going to miss Detroit beerfest tomorrow. Wasted $60 in tickets.
FML
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^ say fawk you, beer good
Thank you though really, i coudlnt have found this thread easily if someone didnt update it.
Super drunk now, the corner store around the block alwasy gets me with really cheap high gravity beer specials, no matter how crappy the beer, the fact i can haz 7 24oz. hurricanes for 5 bucks always gets me.
Thank you though really, i coudlnt have found this thread easily if someone didnt update it.
Super drunk now, the corner store around the block alwasy gets me with really cheap high gravity beer specials, no matter how crappy the beer, the fact i can haz 7 24oz. hurricanes for 5 bucks always gets me.
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