were all douche bags here i guess........

 

Fuckinf hell. Chick was into me dudinf guf. Afterwadds shes into anither guy. Sleeping in my trucn sjtb the quicpment trailer because um so pissed ofd. Yet too drubk to drive. I'm a good man.

 

Fuxkkng bitches man. Fucjinf bitxhes.

 

Well, that was interesting. Forgot about the whole part about it getting into the 40s and such.

 

^ thats exactly why I love this thread, its like a message board for sober versions of us from the drunk side.

 

Lol. Yeah that is awesome. Got some insight on the other side for sure. Sleeping in a truck in 40 degree weather with jeans and a t-shirt is something I recommend everybody try once in their life.


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Has been done in my 1986' Ford Bronco XLT 351W V8 in the dead of winter after getting drunk as ****, and feared I might be pranked for sleeping on the couch, or raped by the fat chick (again). I believe it was 30-36F that night, with snow on the ground. I remember waking up a couple times to turn on he truck and warm up the heater for a bit. However I did wake up as soon as the sun started peering through the mountains... I am pretty sure I was borderline legal to drive and had to work in 3 hours.

 

Lol. That's good stuff! My feet never unfroze until I took a shower at home. That was a good hot shower. Also, the seat heaters in KR F150s are awesome.

Follow-up on my original drunk post. Supercute chick added me on Facebook today. She began talking to me and through conversation, it was revealed that she misheard that I have GF, and the guy she was with was just a good friend. She apologized for the awkwardness. She also totally digs me. One problem: She lives in San Antonio, 210 miles away. Darn.

 

baltimore bitches come over and ****

 

Dudes only?

 

I just spent the last 23 hours k. The hotub with a fellow miata driver dude. Its toally gay

 

Hi

 

I just drank the last 3/4 gallon of a horrible Rogue Dead Guy Ale clone brew kit that I made about a month ago because I needed the keg clear for 5 gallons of graff I need to get kegged and started carbonating tomorrow for next weekend. Now I'm drinking Johnny Walker Green. I really should have eaten dinner.

I'm really, really going to miss the green

 

10 pints isa lot

 

Plenty of drinks, a little herbal treatment, and I still feel pretty, meh afterwards. **** this funk I'm in lately. Anybody ever played any "Cards Against Humanity"? ******* awesome game, especially drunk.

 

Totally fun sober too

 

How does one celebrate after a 95.3% PT score? Get **** drunk of course!! LATE MORNING REPORTING FTW!!!

 

Hell yeah it is. "It's a shame that kids these days are getting into ______." "Two midgets shitting in a bucket" Win!

 

Sober Notice: Don't drink the night after a PT test, and a mandatory flu shot... I feel like complete **** and now I have the flu.

 

went out drinkin with my sister (no pictures **** off)

said sister found second gear on the highway and i think 9000rpm+ was met
i saw god

**** you