I took a day off work and went to the beach and did some snorkeling.

Reserve? It didn't meet the price of a good blowjob.

If the toned-down version gets better results, a part of me will be sad. Not the part cashing the check, mind you, but a part none the less.

Reserve auctions are fail.

I upped the ante...still not there. Afraid to find out where it is, but knew I'd be more than happy to fly out to Cali and pick it up if I won it at that.

I like the toned down version. Lots of us see long paragraphs and stop. Information needs to be easy to find, like a well-written news article, if such a thing still exists.

Whoopee! I just got my new phone. HTC Hero, 3G with Android apps. My first smart phone. This thing is fucking neat. I'm slowly clawing my way into the 21st century.

Layin down 3Gs son.

WTF why is buffoon01 banned?

huh?

but what for! that lil ruh-tard couldnt hurt a fly! :giggle:

Dunno I looked through his recent posts and didn't find anything off...

Maybe an accident. Someone was cleaning their ban hammer and it just went off. Damn, I kinda miss the Cuban already.

He'll be back in a couple of days. He's been put on time out for thread crapping in the classifieds (Brains t-shirt thread of all places).
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Here, you can all dream about him until he gets back.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...oonn_obama.jpg
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Fuck with the bull, you get the horns

Now that was fucking stupid! Should have read the WTB/FS rules, I guess. He's a victim of his own design.

i meant to just give a non-points warning...but i got lazy and he already had an infraction, so teh two equaled an auto-ban. i had already lifted it last night.

The Coast Guard sank his raft.

It's fine to thread shit as long as it's not an Admin/Mods thread... :loser: I thought this place was founded on thread shitting and people being bastards. :dunno:

:D

Poor guy.

I just put in a clutch without an alignment tool.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you followed that with a Dos Equis.

I'm not old enough to drink :sadwavey:

Hahaha...so you spanked him and hugged him all in the same motion!

Just finished watching Food Inc. Anyone else seen it?
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I just spent 2 days of my life making a linerider track. I installed hypercam to take a video and post it on here to show how little of a life I had and the god damned installer closed Firefox.

ASL;DKFJA;LSKJDF WARGLBLARGLLASLDFEKJRA!!!11!

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

I wish I did too, for many reasons. :naughty:

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This should be epic funz.

pervert!

black tar heroin

4-puck with a solid hub? On da streetz? Daeeemn...

Why do we even bother?! :drool: Stock motor, trans and rear end. WTF!


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The Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!





The Cat's Diary



Day 983 of My Captivity



My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.



The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!



There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.



Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.



I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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lulz

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me too


wait...I was going to rob a bank with it...for realz

ROFLMFAO!!! That is fucking priceless.

Holy sh... Very impressive, but I wonder how much money he has in it? The fabrication work looks extensive, especially the exhaust.

1974 Alfa Romeo Iniezione, imagine it with an LSX swap.

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I nearly vomited when I saw the wheels.

Funny, I was going to post something similar but decided not to :eek3:

Looks like a death trap.

Wheels are an easy fix, the car itself is badass imo.
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Haha wheels don't match at all.

I just had a cheap fuck offer me $400 for my hard top. I wish I could pimp slap people through the phone.

I'll give you $405.
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Life lesson #475: When filming a "candid camera" style show, make sure none of the bystanders are secretly ninjas.

lmao, that was awesome.
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^^ I saw that shit long ago. Hilarious :laugh:

Looks like my HT might be sold :cry:

POW, right in the cocksucker.

I like how the guy that jacks him in the face comes back and starts comforting him and rubbing him down.


Also, is it gay if you like the feeling of poop sliding out of your butt?

FWIW I feel really satisfied after taking a giant shit.

Also, really epic :facepalm: noob question here, but what size socket is needed to remove Miata spark plugs? I changed them once... With a friends socket, but now I'm getting spark blowout and I need to regap lower but have no idea what size it is.

5/8" spark plug socket

Thanks man.

Whoooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Who died in an oil spill 'cause of BP?
SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

Im adding this to my sig. :laugh:

Fag. Welcome back.

There's a big puddle of coolant under my car :cry: