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lordrigamus 07-10-2010 06:59 PM

Mmmmmm...Home Run Inn pizza.

Bond 07-10-2010 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 599610)
Poetry thread?

FUCKING Homo

shuiend 07-10-2010 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 599650)
FUCKING Homo

We do all drive Miatas. ::giggle::

Bond 07-10-2010 07:51 PM

I once had four guys masturbate in my car at once, with the hard top on. Guess who ate the cracker....



Hustler

sixshooter 07-10-2010 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 599610)
Poetry thread?


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 599622)
This shitty motherfucking weather doesnt let me do shit to the car. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that poetry?

buffon01 07-10-2010 10:50 PM

:ugh:

lordrigamus 07-10-2010 11:27 PM

Poetry:

On the toilet, I sit, all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then later on I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

The End

rider384 07-11-2010 12:06 AM

So I just posted an ad on CL offering to repair most anything on a Miata. I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

I've requested that before I go and start work, I require a picture of the car in the workspace with their email on a piece of paper so that I know they're legit.

buffon01 07-11-2010 12:21 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 599733)
So I just posted an ad on CL offering to repair most anything on a Miata. I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

I've requested that before I go and start work, I require a picture of the car in the workspace with their email on a piece of paper so that I know they're legit.

A glock and some amo

Joe Perez 07-11-2010 12:29 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 599733)
I'm slightly nervous about just going and repairing someone's car whom I don't know, so what should I watch out for?

People who can't afford to take their car to a mechanic and want you to fix it for free.

People who tried to fix it themselves and fucked things up worse, but won't accept this explanation.

People who troll craigslist looking for folks offering to come to their house and fix their car, with the intention of raping them and then selling them to slave traders.

People whose lawyer will call you back six months after you changed their wiper blades to inform you that you were somehow responsible for their brakes going out which resulted in a crash, and offering to settle out of court for only $200,000.

AIDS.

buffon01 07-11-2010 12:33 AM

This is poetry


rider384 07-11-2010 01:17 AM

How's this look?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hn...836635797.html

rleete 07-11-2010 08:37 AM

You are begging to get screwed over.

rleete 07-11-2010 06:55 PM

There are better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than snaking out the laundry tub drain.

Bond 07-11-2010 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by rleete (Post 599882)
There are better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than snaking out the laundry tub drain.

Ya like getting fired from costco because you were late by 4 minutes. :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::j erkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jer kit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

I did a massive brakestand right out front to show my anger.

ZX-Tex 07-11-2010 07:52 PM


Poetry thread?
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

turotufas 07-11-2010 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 599902)
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

:bowrofl: that is poetry!

hustler 07-11-2010 08:05 PM

snws
http://www.submitlist.com/files/1/127537156955058.jpg

miata2fast 07-11-2010 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by ZX-Tex (Post 599902)
My garage is cleaner.
The LS1 Miata
on stands sits waiting.

The differential
must be remounted
to save the halfshafts.

I consider now
the design I will use to
cradle it for power.

It's fabrication
will require steel and tools.
I love Harbor Freight.

Keep your day job.

Hustler on the other hand, now that is a worhwhile post.

hustler 07-11-2010 09:21 PM

http://icanhasimage.com/images/ww1axqjomxmxvvodayqo.gif

rider384 07-11-2010 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 599885)
Ya like getting fired from costco because you were late by 4 minutes. :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::j erkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jer kit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:

I did a massive brakestand right out front to show my anger.

Look on the bright side: You don't work at Costo anymore.

lordrigamus 07-11-2010 11:18 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 599908)

Daddy likey!

buffon01 07-12-2010 12:18 AM

Keep it cumin Hustler

This shit is cool!!


Bond 07-12-2010 03:07 AM

Huss, that gif is fwd win.






Thank you Mt.net for letting me spam your website tonight. I will pay you $40 next year too.

Joe Perez 07-12-2010 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 599885)
Ya like getting fired from costco because you were late by 4 minutes, because you'd lost track of time while banging the boss' 14 year old daughter.

Aah, I see.

levnubhin 07-12-2010 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 599908)

Must have moar!
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mgeoffriau 07-12-2010 11:58 AM

Someone has a 1994 open diff for sale for $50 over on the m.net classifieds...Washington DC. East coasters go get it.

sixshooter 07-12-2010 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 600172)
Aah, I see.

http://www.mrempanada.com/Images/HdrBkg.gif

ZX-Tex 07-12-2010 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 599999)
Keep it cumin Hustler

This shit is cool!!

If you like that... This is insanely amazing. It may be a repost, but worthy of one.

Joe Perez 07-12-2010 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 600261)

I fucking LOVE that place.

Sadly, all we have out here is Empanada Man, and it isn't quite the same. When I asked the wetback behind the counter if they had Picadillo, he looked at me like I had testicles all over my face.

Bond 07-12-2010 07:03 PM

So I was just watching cops and they were chasing a white NA, the guy spun out every turn. He started doing donuts and the cops claimed their lives were in danger, so they just killed the fucker. Twice in the head. The miata was trashed as he was bouncing of cars and curbs everywhere.

pusha 07-12-2010 07:06 PM

I was looking for classic vinyls on CL and found this:

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1806522610.html


Young princess wanted for generous FLA prince - 49 (Ft Laud fla)

If you are young ...attractive....romantic...and have a great personality...then please write me back and put HARD ROCK in the subject line. I'll help you if you need help to come down and visit for a few days. Im single divorced and a recording artist. Please send a few pics and leave a method of contact!!...Or I wont respond!! Good legs and feet a plus!


Bruce

http://images.craigslist.org/3nd3ob3...7627c11b31.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3n33k83...fdeb671a22.jpg
If that isn't pimp enough, here's one of his jams:



Seriously, what the fuck?

FRT_Fun 07-12-2010 08:24 PM

I think he did the girl voice too.

hustler 07-12-2010 09:02 PM

pretty much the best song I've ever heard:
http://fb.worldstarhiphop.com/videos...M1ZSaIQELJhn65

buffon01 07-12-2010 10:25 PM

So Pusha there werent enough gheys in this website, and you had to go look at CL? Interesting.

levnubhin 07-12-2010 11:19 PM

Washed my car for the first time in like a month and of course you know what the means. Yep, it's raining. FML!
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buffon01 07-12-2010 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 600583)
Washed my car for the first time in like a month and of course you know what the means. Yep, it's raining. FML!

lol that shit always happen to me.... oh wait my fail isnt news anymore. Carry on.

pusha 07-12-2010 11:52 PM


WonTon 07-12-2010 11:53 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 600597)
lol that shit always happen to me.... oh wait my fail isnt news anymore. Carry on.

so your not it denial anymore eh? lol

levnubhin 07-12-2010 11:55 PM

Okay now WTF. I'm on my iPhone and Rcootes YouTube videos show up but all the others on this page just show me a little box. Sup wit dat?
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RotorNutFD3S 07-13-2010 12:05 AM

Just scored this locally for free. From 1985: Rush'n Attack.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4076/...b0b9f655_b.jpg

It's a little rough around the edges, nothing a little wood filler and paint can't take care of. Gotta fix the dead speaker too. Perfect addition to the entertainment room (under construction) that it's in now.

9671111 07-13-2010 12:13 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 600601)
Okay now WTF. I'm on my iPhone and Rcootes YouTube videos show up but all the others on this page just show me a little box. Sup wit dat?

Because mine are bauce obviously.

buffon01 07-13-2010 12:13 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 600598)

Im glad to see someone is enjoying my taxes


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 600599)
so your not it denial anymore eh? lol

Never been son...

pusha 07-13-2010 01:28 AM

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6551793_n.jpg

I'm easily distracted.

NA6C-Guy 07-13-2010 06:17 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 196090

All aboard the creepy train!

:noes:

Not sure why that gives the the willies every time I see it.

Doppelgänger 07-13-2010 07:48 AM

I'm am so glad that I get to watch Adult Swim at 7am...satellite programming FTW...oh wait.....

levnubhin 07-13-2010 08:17 AM


Originally Posted by rccote (Post 600607)
Because mine are bauce obviously.

I don't know what that means.


Edit: I did the Google. Some how I don't think that's the reason.
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Braineack 07-13-2010 09:12 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 600583)
Washed my car for the first time in like a month and of course you know what the means. Yep, it's raining. FML!


I washed my car yesterday...it rained all night. I'm more brilliant than you.

pusha 07-13-2010 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 600650)
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y22...8967545290.jpg

All aboard the creepy train!

:noes:

Not sure why that gives the the willies every time I see it.

If Rob Zombie had his own Neverland Ranch, this ride would be featured.

Braineack 07-13-2010 11:52 AM

1960 nineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee yeah.

buffon01 07-13-2010 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 600624)
I'm easily distracted.

Sick garage. Fuck me and my parking spot and the nosy neighboors that complaint about me and my raft. :crx:

Braineack 07-13-2010 01:10 PM

Stimulating Thoughts
by Russ Roberts on July 12, 2010

I’ve been thinking about Keynes lately and why it is that everyone just assumes that when government spends money, of course it helps the economy recover and creates jobs.

Let’s imagine four different scenarios.

1. Everyone in America wakes up to find they have an extra $500 in cash in their wallet. (This money is printed by the Fed and elves put it in everyone’s wallet without looking).

2. The government doubles the amount unemployed people receive. (The extra payments are created by printing money).

3. The government hires a bunch of workers to dig ditches and fill them back in. (The money to pay the workers and to buy the shovels comes from printing money.)

4. The government builds a bunch of bridges that are really useful. The money to pay for the cement and the workers comes from printing money.)

In scenario 1, Milton Friedman argued that people would find themselves holding excess cash. They would try to spend it. But in the short run, there is no more stuff to be had so the effect of the spending is to drive up prices. If the government persists in printing money at a faster rate than people want to hold it, some businesses may expand and hire workers but eventually, the impact of higher rates of money creation is also neutral–you get inflation.

What is the difference between scenario 1 and the other scenarios? The main difference between 1 and 2 is that people who are unemployed presumably have a higher propensity to spend the money than to save it. Suppose they spend all of it. Every penny. No savings. The impact on the economy will again be a mix of nominal and real effects. Prices will rise. Will there be real effects? Doesn’t that depend on how the businesses who receive more business respond to the increase in demand for their products? Are they going to raise price or expand output? Both? That’s a reasonable guess. The mix between nominal and real effects would depend on how much they have to pay new workers, how long they think there will be an increase in demand for their products, and so on. But confidence in the future would be a major factor.Is it unreasonable to think that what government spends the money on would affect their confidence in the future along with the expected level of taxes and other policy variables?

I confess that I don’t see a big difference between any of these scenarios. Nor would it seem to matter if the spending in scenarios 2-4 were financed with taxes or debt rather than printing money.

The usual critique of government spending as stimulus is that it ignores crowding out by other spending–if I think my taxes are going to go up, I’ll cut back and offset some of the increased spending by the bridge’s construction workers. But the problem as I’ve argued here is more fundamental. If businesses are worried about the future (ah those animal spirits), why won’t ANY form of stimulus, fiscal or monetary be dominated by nominal effects rather than real effects?

shuiend 07-13-2010 01:19 PM

Buffoon01

I noticed your Avatar was castro with your pic. Is that why he came out of hiding the other night and went on national TV to say how awesome you were?

buffon01 07-13-2010 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 600831)
Buffoon01

I noticed your Avatar was castro with your pic. Is that why he came out of hiding the other night and went on national TV to say how awesome you were?

He addressed the nation on the status of my raft.

levnubhin 07-13-2010 01:25 PM

lmao
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shuiend 07-13-2010 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by buffoon01 (Post 600833)
He addressed the nation on the status of my raft.

Is the El Camino you used to get over here still holding up well?

buffon01 07-13-2010 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 600840)
Is the El Camino you used to get over here still holding up well?

Technically yes, as a raft though. It can hold more people than the Miata.

Joe Perez 07-13-2010 05:58 PM

Will somebody please buy my fucking car?

gospeed81 07-13-2010 06:20 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 600931)
Will somebody please buy my fucking car?

I bid on it...didn't meet reserve though.


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